Godville

Leonidas XIV, son of Leonidas XIII who is son of Leonidas XII who is son of Leonidas I, Came to Godville after his father had banished the consumption of Alcohol in his family. After hearing this from his father he stormed out of the house and right as he left the last words he heard from his father were “Good, now you don’t need to hear me screw your mother”. In a furious fit of rage he bolted down the street with a sword in one hand and a keg in the other, drinking his thoughts away. After passing out on the side of the street and getting all of his belongings stolen from him he headed to Godville to find a new life. As he crossed the threshold and entered into the streets he heard a faint voice call out to him from the sky. “Almighty?” he though to himself as, just like lightning, An object flew out of the sky and crashed down right behind him and killing a “FlashMobster” trying to sneak up on him in the process. After cleaning the blood off on his face he looked at the body and noticed a Diary, untouched, laying on top of (what was left of) the body. Leonidas quickly picked the Diary and started to write “This has to be the work of a god” and oddly enough seconds later lightning stuck several times creating letters in the ground saying “I am your god, you are my hero”. From that day on Leonidas has been (Still drunk but…) working toward building a temple for this god of his and becoming the most legendary hero in Godville (probably because he thinks he is going to get free beer but I think not).