‘How do you know you’ve been hit by Snowplug4men? Well… imagine you’re riding a toboggan downhill fast. Your lack of strategic planning has prevented your scouting the area, so suddenly your life takes a moderate turn and you find yourself whizzing through a dense copse of spruce trees. They birch-slap you all the way, and to protect yourself, you position yourself face down, rump up on your toboggan. Then, through a freakish joke by TGR, your clothes get torn off your back(side). Scratched, bruised, and buffeted, you close your eyes and pray as the toboggan rushes on, only to come to a dead stop against the side of a barn. While you’re stunned from the impact, you only dimly realise that you’re head down, savaged rump up in a snowdrift, while outside your sphere of knowledge a huge and perfectly aimed icicle detaches itself from the barn eave.
That feeling that is just around the corner, THAT is how you know you’ve been hit by Snowplug4men.’
Famous Heroes Day 3153 g.e.
Sleighbaybay — 20th-level adventurer, member of the “Gnomeland Security” guild, with the motto “HOHOHO!”, stands at the 4th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Snowplug4man. She is a huge fan of Next Station’s pubs.