09:19
The words of my deity, “If you ain’t listening to me, i ain’t giving you that hotdog😝” flowed from my mouth, leaving a special aftertaste. Aww, my Lord, you say the sweetest things!
8 days after being born, first guild to join…
02:09
Found someone who allowed me to join “Howling Moon”. Hi, fellows!
23:24 Suddenly noticed that my experience bar was empty. Panicked for a moment, before I realized that I’m now level 6!
23:24 Hey, now I actually know what I’m doing! Hooray!
Finally completed my quest to pass the tutorial level. Got some experience and a golden brick after a long, draggy cutscene.
First gold brick after 6 hours at level 6.
04:39
Met a pirate at Space Bar. He showed me a map and some tattered pages from a captain’s log on how to pass the tutorial level, with a promise of great reward upon completion.
04:39
Almighty god, give me some money to spend on donations, and some time to send prayers to you!
04:38
Four wise monks said, “It is best to start with the glorification of the Lord through undertakings.” I’d better look around and find something to do in the next few hours.
04:38
I think I get it now. I have the great honor of being chosen for an inscrutable purpose by a supreme being. Thank you, my Lord. I will not let you down!
04:38
What happened? Where am I? Is this a temple? How did I get here?
09:30
Checked my horoscope, and it said, “learn.” I should never have gotten out of bed this morning.
01:23
Strange words drifted by in a cloud of smoke: “I’m actually the goddess of puns. How did you not know this?.”( ➠)
01:26
A voice from the skies thundered: “WHAT!? You’re the goddess of puns? I thought i was the goddess of puns! D:.”
01:27
Almighty, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say ‘yes’.