Bobby Baldwin

level 32

Got any booze?

Age 9 years 11 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 19 thousand
Death Count 36
Wins / Losses 10 / 14
Bricks for Temple 15.7%
Pet Sun dog Rex


Weapon automatic badaboom +34
Shield restraining order +35
Head poker face +33
Body spacemarine's battle armor +39
Arms handcuffs of strength +32
Legs invisible pants +36
Talisman aspen cross +34


  • strike of the rabbit level 23
  • poisoned kiss level 14
  • falcon punch level 13
  • swear-o-matic level 12
  • peek-a-boo level 9
  • unbearable boredom level 5


Hero has yet to take places in pantheons.


  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Builder, 3rd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Born in a place of poverty Bobby decided to go and make a name for himself. He figured once he did the gold would come rolling in. Well it wasn’t surprising when he was wrong. Clearly he isn’t the brightest bulb in the bunch. Now Bobby is lost in the middle of nowhere with a unquenchable hunger for booze.

06:01: I went to the local herbalist and asked him what’s a good cure for a hangover. He advised me not to drink heavily the night before.