Too bad I can’t get my heroine to be an atheist. I mean, I made her in my own image, right? But she keeps talking to me as if I exist. I’m so disappointed because I just know her ridiculous arguments are gonna come out in conversation one of these days and I’m gonna have to give her a class on evolution and she’s gonna be like, “Nuh uh! The eye is irreducibly complex!” And no amount of facts are gonna get through to her because here she is, talking to an actual deity, which has GOT to make it harder than explaining science to the usual theist who doesn’t actually have a living deity who really speaks to them…
10:00 PM I like to refer to my monster-slaying duties as “the process of elimination.”