Once upon a time there was a little village at the foot of an old great surly mountain. And in that little village lived a simple woman who’s only wish was that her first child would be a girl.
As the nine months term was approaching, she even made all the pink and fluffy small clothes and chose the name: Bobeep.
Finally the blessed day came and the woman had a healthy, beautiful… boy. What?! No, no, no… this cannot be. She made the right prayers, the right sacrifices to all the proper gods. And still they mock her and her only wish.
Well be as it may, she wasn’t about to throw all those cute little clothes and spend another couple of months make new ones or choosing a new name.
So Bobeep, the boy, came into this small world at foot of the old mountain and into possession of all those cute pink clothes, and of those cute girly dolls.
Bobeep grew up to be a handsome, lean, smart young boy that people loved very much in spite of his bad taste in fashion. At least he knew what he wanted to be: the world’s greatest cook.
When he was old enough, he begged his mother to send him to that big Cook School in the nearest city, the city of Godville. His mother did not approve of this idea and the mere thought of losing him caused her great deal of pain.
But with each passing day she saw how bored Bobeep was becoming that he began inventing his own recipes. He even went to the town fair to present his greatest masterpiece, the green pepper stew made from the hottest peppers found in the witch’s den. All went well, until the main judge of the fair, the mayor, came a little drunk (ok, a lot more drunk, drunk enough that you could become drunk on sniffing after he passed) and took a mouthful of that stew.
To the amusement of the townspeople and the horror of Bobeep, the mayor began spewing flames and caught on fire while running like a mad dog trying to chew on its own tail. With his last liquor breath he banished Bobeep due to what he judged was poor cooking skills and the fear that he might blow up the whole town.
Dismayed and discouraged with a heart as black as coal, the young Bobeep, helped by his weeping mother, made his luggage and was preparing to take the first coach to Godville, the place where all wishes come true and where there are enough gods that you came across your personal one.