Phundale speaking… er… writing. I’ve been wandering these lands for years, usually without the help of my guardian diety, the all-powerful, usually-unreachable Septis. Now he shows up again and tells me to start collecting these golden bricks for the temple! Or is it that he just wants me to get him a new prayer receptacle? I can never tell with this one.
11:27: The most magnificent dove came down to me and chirped: ‘You, my little squishy friend, are screwed.’.
09:24: Got a letter from a Ligerian Prince looking to smuggle thousands of gold bricks out of his country, and he will let me keep enough to finish my temple! All I had to do was send him 2443 coins for shipping. I hope I hear back soon…
As lightning streaks dramatically across the sky, the hero and the Dramatic Chipmunk run for cover…
01:45: Suddenly, coming from the nearby hills, there was a roar: ‘Looks like they are scared of your ROAR!’ Who’s there?
05:56: That Anti-anti-virus was really rich. I found 4 gold coins in its pocket.
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04:32: The Hellaphant raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Timon suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Timon quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…
02:07: Made it to the capital. Paid a customs fee of 22 coins for the blue pill of happiness.
02:10 Getting fleeced by a trader into giving away the blue pill of happiness for free…
Also, I have a skill that may offensive but I can’t get rid of it. It does prove quite handy at times. Ex:
11:34: Killing the Maxwell’s Demon with kindness wasn’t working this time so I used my ‘juwish vein’ skill instead. Kindly pilfered a swan’s song lyrics from its corpse.
02:04: Saw a paper with the headline, “Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high.”, Most Righteous One! You’re front page news!