CURRENT STATUS
17/4/23: 5 pets crossed level 30 and are now ancient! They get walks from the ark in turns for each level up! Fido’s 31 going on 32!
18:54 With a crash, a bang and a wallop, Fido suddenly reached the next level. He’s not going to overtake me, is he?
2/4/23: April fool’s
20:09 🏆 Judges listened to my bragging and awarded me two glyphs for the Book for the first three great feats I accomplished today. Then they reminded me that the feats promotion is only valid for today, asked me to step down from the pedestal and hurry to perform the next trio.
19/3/23: 5 pets over 30, 4 in the ark! Gonna switch them out a level at a time!
9/7/22: First boss, a Keyborg
21:33 It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!
9/1/2022 1000 females in the ark! 5 more to complete the ark.
10/1/2022 200% ark completion with just one male left to complete the pairs
12/1/2022 Ark pairs complete #2880 in Panthéon of Catch, boss to go!
06:20 Mighty One, I just re-counted the pairs and I think the ark now has a thousand of them. We’re not going to cram another thousand in there, are we?
7/1/2022 Level 100! @1380 days
12:51 I can’t believe I’m level 100 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob.
30/7/2021 Over 3 years now and another pet! 3 in the ark already
05:38 After such a glorious battle with the Inner Demon I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Sooba, let’s go questing!
9/8/2021 I mean Sooba is an inner demon!
14:35 Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times we just snuggle.
20/11/2021
18:18 Just as the Natural Selector was about to finish me off, Sooba gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal inner demon, if it’s the last thing I ever do!
28/3/2020 730 days aka 2 years!!
21:46 I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Hyper Lynx, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Fido. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
23:01 Fido suddenly perked up attentively and meowed, rushed into the bushes and pulled out a magic 69 ball.
who would’ve thought hyper lynxes meowed?
27/3/2020 @729 days: Put Tige into the ark at level 36 after 312 days on the road. Pet gonna enjoy without the monsters!
24/3/2020 726 days: Ark Completed!
~90% of lvl 73
“Wait we need to sail now?!?!?!‽” ~ScarletBlade
19:27 A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Gentle One.
1 year @ 29-30/3/19
360 days from birth!
21:25 Tigger was staring wide-eyed just above my head, so I looked up to see the words “LEVEL UP” in neon yellow floating above me. Looks like I’m level 52 now!
Temple completed on the verge of going to level 44 on 252 days from birth (the 6th of December, 2018 Earth Years)
19:12 Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lady! I feel delirious with happiness.
Slightly out of commission
STILL IN THE PROCESS OF FINDING STUFF TO ADD INTO THIS SECTION
Random borderline creepy but still kinda cool diary entries:
23/09/2022
13:21 Cleverly evaded the pursuing Corporate Giant by running into a bigger one.
//em real life does work this way
26/4/18
20:27 With its last breath, the defeated Inevitable Hulk coughed up Dark Angel 669 and died. She looked a little shaken up, but handed me a dragon egg incubator and 104 gold coins she found in its belly as a thank you for saving her.
21:02 The heavens opened, and a deafening silence filled the land. Speaking your mind again, my Lady?
(The accidental moment I’d pressed the god-voice send button – sans a message)
23:34 Dear Lady, most omniscient, beneficent, and unpredictable, whose existence was, is, and forever shall be eternal and interminable; the delight of my eyes and the song of my heart, whose wisdom flows like a waterfall unto… I forgot what I was going to say.
27/4/18
00:01 Found a clearing in the forest filled with wildflowers and songbirds. Remained there a while and offered thanks to my Lady for creating such beauty.
15:06 Ran into VigoDeathMist at the tavern. We shared a drink or two, I guess… Judging by my empty wallet, I think we had a good time.
2/5/18
00:24 As I feared the monster was going to finish me off, it turned out to be Katan Fuja in a Badger of Honor’s costume. He winked at me and ran away laughing.
23:53 Shouted, “I am Earthinea, member of the “FullMetalAlchemists” guild. This drought is over!” just as rain started to pour from the sky. Yep, the townsfolk won’t forget this anytime soon.
4/5/18
22:20 A little pink cloud descended in front of me. I reached out to touch it and withdrew a handful of cotton candy! Spent the next few minutes in utter bliss. Yum yum!
6/5/18
14:57 Stealthily followed Eeske Bright to see if she knew a secret shortcut, but she just seemed to walk in circles. Eventually I caught up to her and asked what she’d been doing, and she sheepishly admitted she’d been following me, looking for a secret shortcut…//
21/5/18
23:52 The “FullMetalAlchemists” theme song blasted from the heavens over the main square as the farmer’s market was showered with confetti in our guild colors. Real subtle publicity there, Great One.
Considering the animé has a really nice theme song…
4/9/2020 — Ooh guild quest!
00:59 Increase influence in Egopolis – that’s what’s on our guild agenda. Everybody in the meeting hall drew a straw… and now I have to herd Egopolis’s cats. Let’s get to it!
Side notes:
4/5/18 > Reached #50 in Pantheon of Creation (unintended)
5/5/18 > #43
13/5/18 > #39
14/5/18 > #5
17/5/18 > #3?
18/5/18 (17/5/18 23:30) > #2 apparently
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29/1/2020 (00:30) #1!!
4/10/18> Highest rank in Pantheon of Destruction #146 and the ‘absolute darkness’ achievement (pure evil) after 1 week of lightning bolts!
Rank #4027 in Taming: the highest Pumba had reached as a Level 19 Indomitable Significant Otter
rank #2986 in Taming as of 15/5/19: Tigger the Infernal Stripeless Zebra at level 29 Goodbye! 😭 I enjoyed riding you!
RIP 17/5/19 after 7 months and 19 days of service!
12:47 I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Tigger, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?
22:26 I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Tigger into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
17/5/19
09:49 An owl suddenly dropped a red letter in front of me. The envelope formed a mouth and shouted “Please heal Tigger the Zebra” before tearing itself up. I don’t know why, but I’m suddenly burning with shame.
8/5/18
First pet!!!!!!!
15:39 I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Significant Otter, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Pumba. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
27/9/2018
03:23 I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Pumba, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?
Note from Goddess Scarletblade:
How can you leave Pumba like that? There definitely was no lack of coins/time to heal the otter! You’re so getting fried for a week/month: deal with it! Don’t you dare be this callous again!
10:51 I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Pumba into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
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29/9/18
14:45 After such a glorious battle with the Stripeless Zebra I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Tigger, let’s go questing!
4/10/18
15:52 Died from natural causes. After all, it is pretty natural to die when an angry Alter Ego crushes you. (Lightning bolt hit her)
- ‘Inserts random adjective’ Godvoices*
25/11/18
15:40 Saw a woman with a frying pan furiously chasing a man, yelling, “it’s okay I’ll forever remember you!” Sounds like he’s got some explaining to do.
19:03 You know, Great One, it’s been a while since you last threw a lightning bolt at me. Losing your touch?
my patience is thinning…
Quest #360 29/11/18- 3/12/18: Climb the widest mountain and sail the highest sea (epic) (77%) *
This one seems to have gotten me all the way to Unspecifiedstan (and then to milestone 1245)
*4 days later
23:49 I conquered the mountain, but it turns out that my voice couldn’t reach high C.
It turned out that to climb the widest mountain and sail the highest sea can be very profitable. I’ve got three golden bricks and Icarus rockets for doing it!
1st Epic Quest:
3/6/18 (literally took 3 days)
Quest #100: climb every mountain and cross every stream (epic)
Prob my fav epic quest text
Quest# 300: 17-20/10/18
03:45 Strutted up to the quest giver and demanded an epic task worthy of my many skills. I must have exaggerated a bit too much because now he expects me to pass the test of time.
23:04 Managed to correctly match the pictures with the answers. Didn’t even mix up quarter-to-six with quarter-past-six. Analog is so much harder than digital, though.
My quest to pass the test of time has brought a very nice reward of 21216 gold coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back…
20/5/19
20:41 I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Heffalump, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Tige. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.