Retirement after saving means the Gods are literally retiring. Without another long term goal this is going nowhere. The once busy Saturio is planning to run her shop in a relaxing pace…
Wiki userpage/dungeon/sailing tips
Please pm Saturio if you have any suggestions on the guides.
~*~
Do you know what is Kagari?
Well it stands for bonfire. This is meant to be a warm place where people relax instead of counting every single coin while trading.
In countless trips where Saturio had been, one dish caught her attention completely: it’s ramen. With a suitable soup base this is a mythic gourmet to enjoy, and the ramenya (ramen house) that she liked the most, sitting in a dark corner at the core of a big city was known as — Kagari.
With holy orders Forretrio changed the name of his shop to the same word, and worked his best to provide the same cozy atmosphere that his goddess once visited.
~*~
Mystearica is coming back soon!
01:25
Mystearica told me that one day my princess will come. Well, if she’s anything like me, she is lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
12:45
Saw a really cool item at a great price, but Mystearica wanted it too, so I let her buy it instead
11:31 Climbed a tree to avoid the Major Disappointment. Met Mystearica avoiding her own problems.
04:58
After a long day of monster slaying, I told Mystearica to bear with me while I collect myself. She thought I said, “Beer with me” and subsequently, we spent 20234 coins at the tavern.
10:09 (1435 g.e.)
Hmm… nice settlement you have here. Unspecifiedistan, you say?
4:58 (1824 g.e.)
Hello, Lostway. I heard no one visits you anymore because you’re so crowded…
05:38 (1955 g.e.)
A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, my Lady.
10:46 (2525 g.e.)
Used the pet door when entering Lostway to avoid the “entrance fee” the guards charge at the main gate.
Saturio said from above, “I’d spray my charges over sails rather than those stupid bosses :/ anyway no gp now.” Following his inner voice, Forretrio decides to read a quick prayer.
- Preface
Well I may look tough but it’s Saturio who used to send me to the stupid arena. The only good news is that she never leave me alone there and always give me the correct things to do (her thunder often misses, though), and leaving my arena record pretty good. Actually I would prefer having more beers comfortably in the bar instead…
One day I recieve a strange voice telling me to write something else than the diary. But my dear Saturio you know I can’t think of any sentences with more than one word! Anyway I will try to write how I fight (like, turning my back towards the opponent showing my contempt, or how I was impressed by the opponents’ skills) perhaps in the pub, so that I maybe able to think of more than one word when I am drunk.
If there was ever an opponent that worth mentioning that must be Hansch…
- Occupations
Hero, serving his master Saturio of course.
In order to further extend his beer funds, he opened a little consultation store near his favorite pub. He provides consultations on arena skills, gold brick accumulating…and beer hunting. To acquire membership one should fill the application form “add Forretrio as friend”.
Recently Forretrio are more often appointed to sail and to explore the rest of the Godville world. From the animals he retrieved from both the sea and the ponds, he often wonder: does sea animals survive in fresh water, and vice versa? That could be a big problem when he is asked to organize a quick dating among those animals, because it’s so hard to pick a suitable venue…
- Diary quotes
04:30 Found a package with the label “BACON” on it. Ate it without question.
05:46 Forretrio told the funniest joke in the world. Shyborg cracked a rib laughing.
05:48 Shyborg told the funniest joke in the world. Blackpony cracked a rib laughing.
02:21
Forretrio was about to take a deep breath for a major strike when Ducktator threw a handful of pepper, causing him to sneeze away a part of his life.
Azul-Genesis teased her opponent by showing him a guild recruitment pamphlet. Ducktator couldn’t take that much teasing and puffed furiously.
KandieKain landed a devastating no-hit combo on Ducktator.
Tinkerhell flashed its frightening claws but forgot to actually use them.
^ Useless turn of the year
04:33 Threw my praystation up into the sky as a present for you, Most Righteous One. Then watched it come crashing down to earth and smash into a thousand pieces. But it came from the heart!
04:19 (2366 g.e.) Tribbles tribe reached the critical mass and loudly transformed into a thing that immediately ran off to a forest. Found 18895 gold coins in the inventory. — 38 hungry tribbles
07:38 (2567 g.e.) Felt a burning desire to disassemble the dimensional destabilizer. Found something unbelievable inside — a scroll with instructions on how to get a premature level up! — Lv 93 → 94
06:38 Tinkerhell hit his rival in the ear. Tinkerhell was dazed and fell flat on his face.
12:38 (3124 g.e.) Just heard a strange rustling coming from my knapsack and saw that some of my trophies are missing, but now I have all these golden bricks instead. Dear Diary, I’ve started to think that nothing could surprise me anymore…
—→ Golden brick (9pcs)
- Christmas event
03:45
Notes from the battlefield: The Snowman was used up for gold and experience! Time to return to my heroic deeds. ➠
03:37
Notes from the battlefield: Snowflakes formed into snowballs. Snowballs turned into a snowdrift. From the snowdrift the Snowman majestically arose. ➠
03:37
A festive miracle turns snowflakes from my loot bag into a snowman. Hey, I think he has presents!
03:37
Something something… the Aporkalyptic Pig something something… a ❄. You can fill in the blanks yourself, Almighty.
11:27 Something something… the Satan Claus something something… a ❄.
11:28 Pokie just ate the ❄. Silly significant otter.
- 2022 April Fools
05:50 Arrived at Panheroium. Huh?
- Dungeon/Sail/Fish
03:58
The earth suddenly shook, the sky rained byte-code and artifacts came out on the textures… Something strange is going on in the depths of Godville. The heroes looked at each other and ducked out of harm’s way.
03:50
Nothing lives in this still water. Better try some other place next time.
03:42
Sat down to fish. Hooked the arena ticket. Almighty, please send me a big fish, so I won’t have to lie again.
06:26
Fishing in this area is prohibited, which only makes it more interesting. This golden brick should make good bait.
09:30
One of my artifacts just fell into pieces. Found a chain reactor, a deus ex machina, a pre-paid indulgence card, an indifference engine, a root of all goodness, a free fall accelerator, a mole-extracting shovel, the key to success, a hexcavator, a time amplification device, a fog of war machine, generic goodness in a bottle, a dupe detector, a golden cinder block, a mole-extracting shovel, a jar of pickled pixies, a golden snitch and 15257 coins in the shards. (16 items, 15 bold, 15k coins)
12:49
Saw a Godville Administrator being chased by a 502 Bad Gateway.
- Dungeon blacklist
Beware of these players with troublesome behavior in the dungeon and being cooperate:
Disrupting driving intentionally, refuse to listen
Hepphaesttus
Esmerine
17:29
A tiny aiming error — and the divine grace falls on Golden Fish, instead of Forretrio.
05:28
Declared an unplanned fishing day. Now I need to find something that’d bite on the golden brick.
11:36
Spotted what looked like a duck and quacked like a duck, but on closer inspection turned out to be a Wealthy LANlord.
On 2506 g.e. he earned his first honourable mention on Godville Times:
Forretrio – 89th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 21st position in the pantheon of catch under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. He’s asking someone to capture the flag and report the results via telegram.
4 days later (2510 g.e.), he earned his second honourable mention:
Forretrio – 90th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 55th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. His worst enemy – an Assault Shaker. Favorite trophy – something that looks like a tricycle kickstand. He is also a huge fan of San Satanos’s pubs.
(Note: he hadn’t been to San Satanos for ages. That’s because Saturio hate there due to low gp output. The editor must be bluffing…)
(2697 g.e.) 11:47
Luminous One, I just re-counted the pairs and I think the ark now has a thousand of them. We’re not going to cram another thousand in there, do we?
(2812 g.e.) 22:54 It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE! (Monster awake 266%)
(2910 g.e.) Forretrio – 106th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 68th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.
(3130 g.e.) Forretrio — 112th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 26th position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.
(3179 g.e.) Forretrio — 113th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 124th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.
(3326 g.e.) Forretrio — 117th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 10th position in the pantheon of catch under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.
(3227 g.e.) Found a mystery box? Go to Godville, ask for the “Kagari” shop. Forretrio will buy it like a hot cake.
(3356 g.e.) Found a gift of fate? Go to Godville, ask for the “Kagari” shop. Forretrio will buy it like a hot cake.
(3428 g.e.) Forretrio — 120th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 21st position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.
(3433 g.e.) Forretrio — 120th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 22nd position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.
(3524 g.e.) (Jan 1, 2020!) Forretrio — 123rd-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 21st position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. His dream is to master the “opacity control” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.
(3695 g.e.) Forretrio — 127th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 4th position in the pantheon of wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. His dream is to master the “battle chess” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.
(3761 g.e.) Forretrio — 129th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 18th position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.
(4056 g.e.) 12:33
Heard something to groan, rumble and implode deep in the bowels of earth. This time it was especially loud. Maybe it’s about bosses?
(In bold; dungeon level up to lv2)
(4116 g.e.) 12:10
Heard something groan, rumble and implode deep in the bowels of earth. This time it was especially loud. I feel something about traps.
(dungeon level up to lv3)
(4128 g.e.) Forretrio — 137th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 9th position in the pantheon of Catch under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. He is known for his disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with his laughter.
(4553 g.e.) Forretrio — 148th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 10th position in the pantheon of Catch under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. Remembering which taverns he hasn’t been banned from takes up most of his spare time.
(4719 g.e.) Forretrio — 152nd-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 12th position in the pantheon of Soulfulness under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.
(4772 g.e.) Forretrio — 152nd-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 11th position in the pantheon of Taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. Due to legal protections, we’re unable to divulge more personal data on him.
(4893 g.e.) Forretrio — 154th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 11th position in the pantheon of Taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. His worst enemy — a Gnomeland Security Agent. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a Murphy’s lawbook. He is also a huge fan of Last Resort’s pubs.
(4186 g.e.) 06:15
Heard something groan, rumble and implode deep in the bowels of earth. This time it was especially loud.
(dungeon level up to lv4)
(4251 g.e.) 09:25
Heard something groan, rumble and implode deep in the bowels of earth. This time it was especially loud.
(dungeon level up to lv5)
(4321 g.e.) 04:08
Heard something groan, rumble and implode deep in the bowels of earth. This time it was especially loud.
(dungeon level up to lv6)
(4395 g.e.) 11:47
Heard something groan, rumble and implode deep in the bowels of earth. This time it was especially loud.
(dungeon level up to lv7)
(4463 g.e.) 10:53
Heard something groan, rumble and implode deep in the bowels of earth. This time it was especially loud.
(dungeon level up to lv8, choices for dungeon becomes 7, shows one out of route boss)
(4547 g.e.) 09:34
Heard something groan, rumble and implode deep in the bowels of earth. This time it was especially loud.
(dungeon level up to lv9 with fake dummy)
10th birthday:
02:30 Most Righteous One, do you know what day it is today? Remember, how you created me years ago?
03:09 The words of my deity, “happy birthday!!” flowed from my mouth, leaving a special aftertaste.
03:09 ➥ Happy birthday to me! A gift for myself will be this huge chunk of experience and for you I’ll offer this holy powercell, Most Righteous One. (exp+9 lvl+1)
03:09 Wow, I am level 156 now!
Dungeon level 10 — special dungeon layout unlocked
(5007 g.e.) 19:58
Heard something groan, rumble and implode deep in the bowels of earth. This time it was especially loud.
(dungeon level up to lv11)
(5055 g.e.) Forretrio — 156th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 10th position in the pantheon of Taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. Rumor has it that a local Social Security Guard has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.
(5209 g.e.) Soulfulness has taken over my being, Almighty! I’m experiencing a soul-sational transformation that’s out of this world! (no immediate task completion, GP bar filled, ONE gifted charge)
(5244 g.e.) 07:26
Heard something groan, rumble and implode deep in the bowels of earth. This time it was especially loud.
(dungeon level up to lv12, map to choose + 1, 5 bosses shown)
(5299 g.e.) Forretrio — 160th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 11th position in the pantheon of Taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. Rumor has it that a local Moonswine has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.
~*~
Temporary basement facts
- Ladder very close to entrance, probably no more than (2,2)
- Boss in slightly higher HP, hulking lv4 is around 210% team HP, still much easier than fully built player boss
- Special attacking behavior? Got hit 6+ times in a row
- Treasury could be in cardinal direction, small sample shows (1,4) and (5,1) are possible
~*~
- (Pokie) Sandy
Caught: 3/2/2014
Sandy is a cute little creature that helped me almost nothing in the game, but she tried to stay significant. I don’t find her effort being respected by other creatures, though. Once the ark is completed, she was assigned the new name Pokie.
Level 30: ~300 days (8/12/14)
Level 50: ~850 days (5/6/16)
Level 52: ~910 days (8/8/16) (2 quick rez)
Level 53: ~950 days (29/9/16) (1 quick rez)
Level 54: ~980 days (29/10/16) (0 quick rez)
Level 55: ~1010 days (6/12/16) (1 quick rez)
Level 56: ~1040 days (30/12/16) (0 quick rez)
Level 57: ~1070 days (29/1/17) (2 quick rez)
Level 58: ~1130 days (26/3/17) (0 quick rez)
Level 59: ~1180 days (13/5/17) (0 quick rez)
Level 60: ~1200 days (10/6/17) (1 quick rez)
Level 61: ~1260 days (25/7/17) (1 quick rez)
Level 62: ~1290 days (30/8/17) (0 quick rez)
Level 63: ~1340 days (22/10/17) (1 quick rez)
Level 64: ~1380 days (4/12/17) (0 quick rez)
Level 65: ~1430 days (24/1/18) (1 quick rez)
Level 66: ~1470 days (8/3/18) (1 quick rez)
Level 67: ~1510 days (22/4/18) (1 quick rez)
Level 68: ~1570 days (23/6/18) (0 quick rez)
Level 69: ~1600 days (17/7/18) (1 quick rez) (!!)
Level 70: ~1630 days (23/8/18) (1 quick rez)
Level 71: ~1670 days (3/10/18) (1 quick rez)
Level 72: ~1730 days (3/12/18) (0 quick rez)
Level 73: ~1760 days (3/1/19) (1 quick rez)
Level 74: ~1810 days (21/2/19) (0 quick rez)
Level 75: ~1860 days (7/4/19) (1 quick rez)
Level 76: ~1890 days (12/5/19) (0 quick rez)
Level 77: ~1930 days (23/5/19) (0 quick rez)
Level 78: ~1990 days (23/7/19) (1 quick rez)
Level 79: ~2030 days (4/9/19) (quick rez level up)
Level 80: ~2070 days (15/10/19) (0 quick rez)
Level 81: ~2100 days (12/11/19) (1 quick rez)
Level 82: ~2150 days (4/1/20) (0 quick rez)
Level 83: ~2190 days (12/2/20) (1 quick rez)
Level 84: ~2230 days (26/3/20) (0 quick rez)
Level 85: ~2270 days (2/5/20) (0 quick rez)
Level 86: ~2310 days (29/5/20) (quick rez level up)
Level 87: ~2370 days (8/8/20) (quick rez level up)
Level 88: ~2420 days (23/9/20) (0 quick rez)
Level 89: ~2450 days (24/10/20) (1 quick rez)
Level 90: ~2490 days (16/12/20) (1 quick rez)
Level 91: ~2540 days (31/01/21) (1 quick rez)
Level 92: ~2610 days (15/04/21) (0 quick rez)
Level 93: ~2670 days (4/06/21) (quick rez level up)
Level 94: ~2690 days (23/06/21) (1 quick rez) (
Level 95: ~2750 days (22/8/21) (quick rez level up)
Level 96: ~2780 days (25/9/21) (1 quick rez)
Level 97: ~2810 days (30/10/21) (quick rez level up)
Level 98: ~2840 days (26/11/21) (0 quick rez) (
Level 99: ~2900 days (19/1/22) (quick rez level up)
Level 100: ~2950 days (6/3/22) (0 quick rez)
Level 101: ~3010 days (3/5/22) (quick rez level up)
Level 102:
Level 103: ~3090 days (25/7/22) (quick rez level up)
Level 104: ~3150 days (18/7/22) (0 quick rez)
Level 105: ~3200 days (4/9/22) (2 quick rez)
Level 106: ~3280 days (28/11/22) (0 quick rez)
Level 107: ~3340 days (24/1/23) (1 quick rez)
Level 108: ~3410 days (9/4/23) (0 quick rez)
Level 109: ??
Level 110: ~3520 days (30/7/23) (quick rez level up)
Level 111: ~3570 days (21/9/23) (0 quick rez)
Level 112: ~3610 days (29/10/23) (1 quick rez)
Level 113: ???? (0 quick rez)
Level 114: ~3790 days (27/4/24) (quick rez level up)
Level 115: ~3840 days (18/6/24) (0 quick rez)
Level 116: — (1 quick rez)
Level 117: ~3940 days (27/9/24) (quick rez level up)
06:05 Sandy sat aside to watch my epic battle with the monster. You’re so worthless, significant otter.
10:24 Stopped to watch Sandy duel another significant otter. Threw a few treats as encouragement. Good job, Sandy! You are my significant otter, right?
04:42 Sandy yawned and put the Abracadaver to sleep, allowing me to perform a fatal hit. Good job!
07:25 My silly significant otter darted out right in front of me, and I almost stepped on him. That would have ended badly.
01:54 Oh Sandy, I remember when you were a young significant otter and I beat you into submission! Thankfully you are on my side now… aren’t you?
03:38 Sandy prepared a comparative market analysis demonstrating the limited supplies of astral projector in the current marketplace. The trader had no choice but to increase his price to 335 gold coins.
03:03 A hero told me that pet training was difficult. He was wrong. My Pokie had me trained within two days.
06:51 (1958 g.e.)
Divine enlightenment politely made it clear that I was calling my pet by the wrong name all this time. I’ll be calling him Pokie from now on!
02:17 (2159 g.e.)
Scraped together 19268 gold coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Pokie, I’m glad to see you in great shape again!
02:17
My silly significant otter darted out right in front of me, and I almost stepped on him. Pokie, don’t get on my nerves! And definitely don’t get under my feet!
12:04
Pokie roared loudly and charged at the Electric Orc Welder, but stumbled and fell. Yes, that’s definitely my significant otter.
02:15
Pokie healed the monster. the Headless Chicken looks confused, but happy.
- Temple
07:21
Was about to commission a local artist to create a marble statue of me for my guild hall. I’m glad I decided against it and put those 6278 gold coins into savings… Word is that he’s just another chiseler.
07:12
My Lady, I checked the donations box in your temple and found a mysterious blue brick. As I tried to decide what to sell it for, it suddenly disappeared, leaving me totally confused.
07:12
Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lady! I feel delirious with happiness.
06:58
Once you manage to become one with the universe – an epic reward is already in your pocket! I already feel 13719 gold coins richer and much closer to my next level!
06:58
Omnipotent One, what do you do with the gold I sacrifice to you? Do you use it for hanging out? Anyway, here are 2015 coins – have some fun.
06:39
Notes from the arena: Mystearica is unconscious. Forretrio successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 2 coins and a golden brick.
He’d completed the epic quest in one minute!
- Arena
Duels before temple completed: 355 / 14
Per hundred wins: 100/8, 100/4, 100/2, 55/2
Charge: 22 × 8
Time taken: 120 days
Average rate: 8.33 bricks / day
Record: 17 bricks in a day
- Misc
Lostway count: 3
Unspecifiedistan count: 1
Bingo #1: 2 (2166, 3341 g.e.)
Heroic mention: 20 (2506, 2510, 2687, 2910, 3130, 3179, 3326, 3428, 3433, 3524, 3695, 3761, 4056, 4128, 4553, 4719, 4772, 4893, 5055, 5299 g.e.)
Trader mention: 6 (?, 3327 g.e.)
Savings:
7M: 12/6/16
8M: 21/7/16
9M: 1/10/16
10M: 28/11/16
11M: 11/1/17
12M: 4/3/17
13M: 14/4/17
14M: 30/5/17
15M: 2/8/17 (went afk for 15 days in between)
18M: 15/2/18
19M: 17/3/18
20M: 28/4/18
21M: 12/6/18
22M: 29/7/18
23M: 24/8/18
24M: 19/9/18
25M: 9/10/18 (!)
26M: 2/11/18
27M: 30/11/18 (slacking off…
28M: 30/12/18 (holiday break
29M: 19/1/19 (still on break, but…
30M: 9/2/19 (869k in 13 days!)
200% ark: 29/11/16
500% ark: 12/10/19
600% ark: 8/8/21
700% ark: 19/11/22
800% ark: 13/1/24
Feats:
⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero ✓ (11/4/2023)
⓶ Have bosses’ horn and hoof in inventory simultaneously ✓ (7/3/2024)
About blessing:
It works even for active heroes! Heroes meet soul monsters much more frequently and is the key to complete the goals quickly.