04/18/13 – 08:06: Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by their common destiny have defeated the Hulking Heromnivore! Bonehead got 7735 gold coins, ear of the Heromnivore, a golden brick, a golden brick, a bottle of diet water, a final countdown clock, some space-time fabric conditioner and a “Pet Care for Heroes” book.
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04/16/13 – 08:38: I was just about to defeat the Philosoraptor when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Olwyn. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.
04/09/13 – 08:25: Judging by Boo’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Boo! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
04/02/13 – 01:11: Finally found some fool who was able to save me from all these tribbles. I even managed to got 11860 gold coins for it!
8/29/12 – 07:04: I placed thirty bags of gold on the sacrificial altar and offered a quick prayer to the Mighty One asking for a better life… It worked! I felt my experience bar greatly increase in size!
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2/21/12 – 12:48: The trader suddenly gave me a big smile, winked and handed me a cool side of the pillow. I’m sure this huckster has something on his mind.
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10/17/11 – 01:44: Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe, it your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.
12/21/10 – 01:09: Soul Fire ran out of the bushes shouting, “Bonehead, hold on!” and suddenly fell into a hidden pit. As always – I have to do it myself..
12/10/10 – 3:47 I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Trojan Horse, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Timon. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a bone and fastened the leash.
12/09/10 – 08:17 Ran into Soul Fire. She distracted the monster with some magic tricks, giving me time for a quick prayer.
11/8/10 – 14:19 Notes from the battlefield: GookRIdah is dead. Bonehead got 1483 gold coins. Bonehead acquired a health bar, a “any key”, lock of GookRIdah’s hair and a golden brick for the temple to his disposal.
10/29/10 – 19:47 Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest and met Soul Fire there. Drank a mug to commemorate the lucky meeting and smoked a peace-pipe. Lost track of time.
10/24/10 – 11:45: Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest, but met Soul Fire there. We built a little field altar and prayed for both our gods. Maybe, we should build a pantheon next time.
10/18/10 – 21:47 [[RIP Tigger]] Feral Hero raised his paw for a deadly final strike, but suddenly Tigger threw himself at his feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, breaking his neck. Tigger quietly gave his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh Lord, why? He was so young…
10/06/10 – 22:20 Evil Twin was so impressed with my fighting skills, that he rewarded me with a golden brick. Posthumously.
I received this message right after dying at the hands of Evil Twin. After all, he was robbing the golden brick caravan…
10/02/10 – 16:43 Found a melted piece of armor with some words on it: ‘I am number 1 in glad ;) I have 500 charges to blow. In case u don’t waste yours.’ (+|−)
Godzillla was the number one gladiator at that time. Level 21. 110/4
8/6/10 – 14:19 Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest, but met Soul Fire there. Drank a mug for lucky meeting, smoked a peace-pipe. Time passed unwittingly.
8/12/10 – 11:32 Nearly stepped on an unconscious hero with words imprinted on his forehead: ‘Come on Soul Fire. Sorry that I let you die for so long, I’ve been busy.’
8/17/10 – 15:41 Notes from the battlefield: Mysterious One was killed. Bonehead got 1233 gold coins. Bonehead acquired torrent seed, rosetta stone, imaginary friend and a lock of Mysterious One’s hair to his disposal.
8/24/10 – 10:42 Met Soul Fire, borrowed some food and a couple of healing potions. Feel much better now.
9/5/10 – 11:50 Met Soul Fire, borrowed some food and a couple of healing potions. Feel much better now.