Hero
level 22
To the bar!
| Age | 9 years 1 month |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 8 thousand |
| Death Count | 12 |
| Wins / Losses | 4 / 2 |
| Bricks for Temple | 8.8% |
| Pet | Ballpoint penguin Snowy 9th level |
| Weapon | naked gun | +29 |
| Shield | Undead Paladin's shield | +26 |
| Head | quasidevil's horns | +23 |
| Body | Cardinal's cape | +28 |
| Arms | purity rings | +31 |
| Legs | chameleon socks | +27 |
| Talisman | zirconium bracelet | +25 |
| Hero has yet to take places in pantheons. |
09:01 AM My vision suddenly went dark and my ears began to pound… Once I recovered, I found myself at the center of an arena with a strong desire to kick butts and chew bubblegum.
09:45 AM Pebbles on the road spelt out “Spend all your Money in better head ,arm,and leg protectors.”. Rearranged them to say “To the bar!” instead.