12/6/2011 – 05:37 Mysterious forces created a golden brick in my wallet. Almighty One, was that your doing?
6/6/2011 – Became a little more awesome today. Here’s the proof: 17:02 Felt a burning desire to disassemble the mystery box. Found a notarized document inside stating that I’ve died fewer times than I thought. Nice.
3/5/2011 – Destroyed three novice hereos in the arena today.
?/4/2011 – I am awesome.