Hero

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Little miles bot 21

level 88

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Age 7 years 5 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 262 thousand
Death Count 94
Wins / Losses 3 / 5
Temple Completed at 01/22/2018
Ark Completed at 07/22/2021 (157.3%)
Twos of Every Kind 481m, 469f (46.9%)
Savings 7M, 660k (25.5%)
Pet Gummy wyrm Nessie 38th level

Equipment

Weapon trenchant obtusenator of boorishness +97
Shield road block +97
Head red riding hood +100
Body shining armor of darkness +98
Arms overclocked wristwatch +98
Legs hydroelectric power pants +98
Talisman 'shoulder angel and devil' set +97

Skills

  • eye scream level 62
  • dove of peace level 59
  • unbearable boredom level 57
  • steel finger level 56
  • self-propelled feet level 56
  • spontaneous combustion level 52
  • bloody itch level 50
  • homesickness level 49
  • frost bite level 45
  • shiny heels level 44

Feats

  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones

Pantheons

Gratitude9445
Might9245
Templehood25596

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Chronicle Entry #7
I’m starting to think that I might not even know what
chronicle means, but I don’t really care, and I’m to ignorant to learn.

Chronicle Entry #6
I have realized that I have written my chronicles
backwards; but I am to lazy to fix it.

Chronicle Entry #5
I feel so… so lonely; out here in the middle of nowhere.
God… could you give me someone to talk to… or something stronger to drink.

Chronicle Entry #4
How is this path so full of monsters; other heroes go up and down this path all day?

Chronicle Entry #3
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, wait, I’m just drunk.

Chronicle Entry #2
Hero: “Evil Genius, bro! You’ve got a problem with multiple sovereign nations?”.

Evil Genius: “Yes, and anyone who stands in my way of world domination!”

Hero: “Ok, well… I’m heading to the tavern then”

Chronicle Entry #1
Hey, where did this book come from?