Chronicle Entry #7
I’m starting to think that I might not even know what
chronicle means, but I don’t really care, and I’m to ignorant to learn.
Chronicle Entry #6
I have realized that I have written my chronicles
backwards; but I am to lazy to fix it.
Chronicle Entry #5
I feel so… so lonely; out here in the middle of nowhere.
God… could you give me someone to talk to… or something stronger to drink.
Chronicle Entry #4
How is this path so full of monsters; other heroes go up and down this path all day?
Chronicle Entry #3
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, wait, I’m just drunk.
Chronicle Entry #2
Hero: “Evil Genius, bro! You’ve got a problem with multiple sovereign nations?”.
Evil Genius: “Yes, and anyone who stands in my way of world domination!”
Hero: “Ok, well… I’m heading to the tavern then”
Chronicle Entry #1
Hey, where did this book come from?