I tried to write an Epic chronicle, but I failed miserably. The lesson is: Never Try.
First elected leader of Mother North, voted best guild in Godville by their guildmembers two years running!
Hero
FlatulousStanko 648
level 134
trader level 15
Hail Mother North!
| Age | 13 years 8 months |
| Personality | gentle |
| Guild |
Mother North
(thedude)
|
| Monsters Killed | 1.06 million |
| Death Count | 306 |
| Wins / Losses | 74 / 63 |
| Temple Completed at | 10/22/2012 |
| Ark Completed at | 08/01/2015 (588.8%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 01/13/2018 |
| Book Written at | 08/24/2023 |
| Souls Gathered | 43.06% | Shop | “Bricks and Mortar” |
| Pet | Insomni-yak Sven 19th level |
| Boss | Underminer with 121% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | siegehammer | +148 |
| Shield | wheel of time | +147 |
| Head | bionic eyebrows | +148 |
| Body | diamond duster | +148 |
| Arms | smitten mittens | +148 |
| Legs | pre-socked sandals | +147 |
| Talisman | talking skull | +148 |
Skills
- intimate tickling level 190
- peace enforcement level 175
- teeth gnashing level 171
- asynchronous swimming level 170
- forced generosity level 145
- contagious yawning level 145
- pathological honesty level 144
- frost bite level 139
- electro-broom level 137
- selfish interest level 123
Feats
- ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
- ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day ✓
- ⓵ Take personality to the extreme ✓
- ⓵ Dig up and defeat three bosses ✓
- ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold ✓
Pantheons
| Might | 627 |
| Templehood | 3011 |
| Gladiatorship | 7603 |
| Mastery | 263 |
| Taming | 4111 |
| Survival | 1208 |
| Savings | 381 |
| Creation | 3117 |
| Arkeology | 443 |
| Catch | 150 |
| Wordcraft | 987 |
| Soulfulness | 1112 |
| Unity | 90 |
| Popularity | 36 |
| Duelery | 271 |
| Adventure | 289 |
Achievements
- Honored Favorite
- Honored Martyr
- Honored Shipwright
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Freelancer, 1st rank
- Moneybag, 1st rank
- Saint, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Scribbler, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Hotshot, 3rd rank
- Renegade, 3rd rank
- Scientist, 3rd rank