00:09: The Blind Weresquirrel yelled ‘My nuts!’ and vaporized into thin air. Took a handful of nuts.
11:56: A voice from the skies thundered: ‘kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill.’ Nice. 16:30: I am courageous! I am brave! I shall continue to write about how great I am as soon as I’ve run away from this Indecisive Shapeshifter. 21:23: That Blue Occult Öyster left me feeling stirred, but not shaken. 21:27: I successfully completed my quest to ‘find out where heroes come from’, yet nothing happened. 21:34: Saw a blood-drenched altar inside an ominous pentagram. A sign nearby read ‘Step in and make yourself comfortable’. 21:41: Just going to copy-paste some previous entries. Hopefully the Omnipotent One won’t find out. 15:20: Notes from arena battle: Raddz is on her knees. Pudley Bellend salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 758 coins and a golden brick. 14:21: Nudge nudge, wink wink. Know what I mean? 20:59: I managed to survive that battle relatively unscathed, exCept fO 11:05: Suddenly realized that to become the 310th member of the guild “BYOB” doesn’t sound heroic enough for my chronicles. Thank you, Almighty, that could have been a real stain on my reputation! r thE brAIn daMAg3\.. 07:04: Shouted ‘What smells like feet!?’ so loudly that even the distant echo scared me. 12:30: I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Rocky Raccoon, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Simba. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.And Lo many moons passed…
Reposted game entries ceased…
Until around two years elapsed, and:
The godville times printed:
“We are proud to announce that Richard Noggin may or may not have been nominated for the Nobel Ideaboxing Prize”
….took me a little while to sort out how to copy the text…very odd to see that
And many more moons passed until the front page (on 12/31/2013) said…
Famous Heroes of Godville
Pudley Bellend – 75th-level adventurer, member of the “NU Guild” guild, with the motto “What smells like feet!?”, stands at the 65th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Richard Noggin. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection…hmmm, more like: love and infection…
Pudley Bellend – 98th-level adventurer, member of the “NU Guild” guild, with the motto “What smells like feet!?”, stands at the 122nd position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Richard Noggin. Rumor has it that a local Stool Pigeon has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.
07:09 AM Suddenly noticed that my experience bar was empty. Panicked for a moment, before I realized that I’m now level 100!
07:43 PM Drawn by the sound of voices, the smell of beer and the promise of company, I somehow located and crawled through the gates of Unspecifiedistan….wow, took a while to get this far out of GV!
Pudley Bellend – 103rd-level adventurer, member of the “NU Guild” guild, with the motto “What smells like feet!?”, stands at the 114th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Richard Noggin. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.
Pudley Bellend – 104th-level adventurer, member of the “NU Guild” guild, with the motto “What smells like feet!?”, stands at the 31st position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Richard Noggin. He thinks that a Necropanzer slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Los Demonos has to offer.
Pudley Bellend – 107th-level adventurer, member of the “NU Guild” guild, with the motto “What smells like feet!?”, stands at the 157th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Richard Noggin. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.
and lo, many days of fishing ensued, until:
02:05 PM Soul Supreme, I just re-counted the pairs and I think the ark now has a thousand of them. We’re not going to cram another thousand in there, are we?
Pudley Bellend - 109th-level adventurer, member of the “NU Guild” guild, with the motto “What smells like feet!?”, stands at the 188th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Richard Noggin. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.
05:51 AM It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!
Finally decided to awaken my first boss monster.
08:47 AM Woke up in a room with strange signs on the walls. Quickly redraw three glyphs into the Book.
Pudley Bellend — 117th-level adventurer, member of the “NU Guild” guild, with the motto “What smells like feet!?”, stands at the 56th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Richard Noggin. He thinks that a Stunt Double Agent slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Los Adminos has to offer.
NU Guild is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 39th place in the pantheon of unity. Rumor says there are about 45 of them. The people muttering about “the good old days” in this guild are known as “templar”. Laardvark holds the job of totem monster in this guild. If this guild were a settlement, then Dessertown would be its sister town.
5-6-23
NU Guild is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 22nd place in the pantheon of Unity. Rumor says there are about 35 of them. Some of the guild members have been heard calling each other “templar”. Goat of Arms holds the job of totem monster in this guild. Almost every guild member finds it offensive to run around in squares.
3-16-24
NU Guild is a group of 23 brave adventurers, who have climbed to the 58th position in the pantheon of Duelery. The upper echelon call themselves “templar”. The all-time favorite of this guild is the Moist Owlette. If this guild were a settlement, then San Satanos would be its sister town.