Went out on a date with a prince!! When i met him at his palace he introduced himself as Prince Alarming and french kissed my hand. I could have gotten past that- dont jugde me- but then this blood curdleing screaming started. He said it was his wife, nancy, whom the peasants call “sleeping brutally”, under unspeakable torment from dream demons. Glass shatters and she howls profanity begging for death. Prince offers me some hoity toity vintage wine and i cant stop thinking as the walls begin to bleed, “Married? Heres hours out if my life I wont get back! Thanks a lot, As***le formerly known as ‘Prince’. I need to spend more time by myself.”
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If at first you don’t succeed cry “cheaters” throw a fit and try again!
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Got a baby standing job but I have to pick them up in the corn and then drop them off in the rows. They call me ‘Miss Game-for-Anny-Throping…’
now that i hear myself say it though…..
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Salvidore Dali Llamma (my money-or-your-life-coach) told me to go ride an Alpacapone. Sigh… so gangstah…
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Found my favorite extreme sport dance crossover, im so excited: bungee krumping!! Way more fun than interpretive cliff diving!
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Proudly self serving amidst this epoch o’ lip service we, myself, and sigh call modern life. Put your capers in the papers, wrap a fish, make a wish, pox on haters, find misanthropes doped up in our ill lit lairs so cya wouldnt want to breed ya- humanity will turn on you like a pit bull in a daycare of screaming falsettos- take no wooden nickles yo’
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WooHoo!! I got tickets to see Billy Mjolnir!! He is my second favorite claw hammer banjo player piano man!! …In Asgard.
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Worked for this Emasculating Lich installing a surround sound tomb theater system and thought “Maybe death wouldnt be so bad if it lasted longer than a day…”
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Mrsannthropy: Ironically is beloved by those who get to know her
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walked away from
a successful Re-gruntler career
not to mention
an on again off again soulmate
in order to seek a life of dying
over and over…
and fighting
sooo much fighting….…
HOOOO
CRISIS OF FAITH HERE
ok
I Im fine
its not you, almighty,
im really just mad at me
What was i thinking?
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Was surrounded by a group of rowdies who said “Too good to drink with us?”.
replied,
“……………
……..oh did you
mean that as a question?”
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Started her own fan club, “The Ms.Andrea Thropes” no one joined, which proves how ruggedly individual they are.
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“Oh you probably mean my sister Anita or maybe my other sister Angela… or my cousins Anne, Ann, Anny or Annie… because i dont remember doing any of that. Wasn’t me.”
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Met a mon in the park, specifically the mon who goes by “Pedarastafarian” we had lunch in the park. I had the Crab Luicifer, while he had bagels and musk lox. He says he will teach me drum circle magnificence if i play my cards right- i guess we are going to a card game.
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FAVORITE FOOD: peanut butter and jelly fish on wry bread.
FAVORITE DRINK: virgin long island ice tea.
FAVORITE COLOR: Black. (punches first person to remark that black is not a color)
FAVORITE QUOTE: “I’m not giving you a quote for this stupid thing”- unknown
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Is it racist or sexist to be equally repulsed by everyone? Longs for the days of innocent re-gruntling….
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Met a boogie woogie bogeyman with a company of bees. If it werent for the rolling stoner providing relaxants i think i would have had to cover myself in paperless mache so as to be a- heh heh- unstung hero… Oh i get it, only YOUR puns and wordplay are funny. Pshhhh!