April 8, 2019
16:11
Fortnite Ninja was born to change the world, purifying it from stream snipers in the name of Professor Eggnog. After discovering the legacy of his fallen, corrupted ancestors The Almighty Varanus and Kasane Teto, he decided to step up their shoes and carry their work on: To gather godvoices. Unlike the previous two, however, Fortnite Ninja had no interest in monetizing off said godvoices – he earns more than enough already. His sole goal and purpose is to archive hilarious voices he comes across for future generations.
2019/04/08 20:32 Suddenly, coming from the nearby hills, there was a roar: “You’ve heard of a bull in a china shop? Try a camel in a coffee shop. Caffeinated chaos.” Who’s there?
2019/04/08 21:46 Suddenly, coming from the nearby hills, there was a roar: “Should I punish or encourage you? Your actions will decide.” Who’s there?
2019/04/08 22:39 Strange words drifted by in a cloud of smoke: “It may be me, it may not. Figure it out.”
2019/04/09 11:37 Heard another deity say, “Your meaningless monologue of every mundane moment makes me most miserable, my mediocre minion.” But I’m not supposed to speak to strangers.
2019/04/09 21:27 I just heard someone in the tavern shout, “Didn’t I, Didn’t I, Didn’t I say, I would be the one to take away your pain & make you feel this way.” Pretty funny — someone’s more drunk than I am!
2019/04/09 22:16 Saw a proud Auntie Virus stand atop a molehill and proclaim, “A word of advice… Don’t eat the yellow snow…”
2019/04/10 14:23 A passing troll yelled, “The opera my Lord? Great, just what the world needs, more fat women screaming.” I hope no one responds to it.
2019/04/11 10:20 Parrots in the main square declared: “Talk to me like that again, Darling, and I’ll have to punish you.”
2019/04/12 06:39 Managed to spot some strange fiery letters fading out on the horizon: “You look a bit fat, honest to god.”
2019/04/12 07:30 Strange words drifted by in a cloud of smoke: “It’s called Hentai! And it’s art~.”
2019/04/12 22:53 Chanced upon a transfixed hero muttering, “My life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes.” Backed away slowly.
2019/04/16 12:40 Heard, “Make some friends, they’re more reliable than I am” emit from another hero’s pocket. That’s the most annoying ringtone I’ve ever heard.
2019/04/25 07:31 Heard another deity say, “No, you can’t steal every grain of sand from the beach.” But I’m not supposed to speak to strangers.
2019/04/25 20:02 Heard the words, “Your ideas are both viable and original, don’t let people say otherwise, young one” boom out from somewhere in the distance.
2019/04/27 11:29 A weird looking man with a stew pot on his head whispered to me: “Only italian pizza is worth mentioning.” What was that, I wonder?
2019/05/03 12:20 Nearly stepped on an unconscious hero with the words imprinted on his forehead: “You did not listen in that duel. Why should i then look after you so caringly?.”
2019/05/16 12:56 A thundering voice shouted, “You must move faster. Im not telling you why.” And I thought my god was annoying.