Day 2185 g.e(03/05/2016). A hero is born…
09:47 What happened? Where am I? Is this a temple? How did I get here? all shall be revealed to you in good time
09:47 Four wise monks said, “It is best to start with the glorification of the Lord through undertakings.” I’d better look around and find something to do in the next few hours.
09:48 A preacher for a false god said, “Whatever else you do, do NOT, under any circumstances, moonwalk through the valley of the shadow of death!” The nerve of that idolater! I’m gonna go ahead and do it just to spite him. see,what did I tell you, something easy to start with
09:49 The Flying Spaghetti Monster yelled, “Take my soul, but not my loot!” and died, leaving behind a roadmap to glory and 29 gold coins how’s that item for good omen
14:31 Once you get used to the reduced gravity and master the bouncing motion, it turns out to be pretty easy to outrun those circling vultures who keep blocking out the sun.
My quest to moonwalk through the valley of the shadow of death was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.
20:40 No matter where I go, the moon is always there. Is it following me?
Day 2
09:51 I would have leveled up sooner, but I had to learn to count to 10.
15:06 Great One, perhaps you could fill the holes in my memory. What exactly happened last night?
15:16 Suddenly found myself completely healthy, standing in the arena. No doubt the Almighty wants me to kick somebody’s butt!
15:25 Blue Becka has been defeated. And so it will be with all the others!
19:22 I can’t dig here! There’s a golden brick in the way. Oh well, I’ll simply take it.
20:18 The Undyne has been defeated. And so it will be with all the others!
06:46 Et tu, Ravenous Bugblatter Beast? Then fall, Dead End!
08:33 Hansworstzels is on his knees. Dead End salutes to the heavens!
08:49 Note to self: metal armor attracts lightning.
yes so does stupidity
Day 3
09:55 The Moleosaurus was used up for gold and experience! Heading to town to heal and guzzle the loot.
12:27 Alexisseses has been defeated. And so it will be with all the others!
Day 4
11:53 Saw some youths repeating my prayers in a high-pitched, girly voice and laughing. See, Most Righteous One — news of your magnificence is spreading, and it’s bringing people joy!
18:34 Joe hijo de hades was removed from my potential threats list. He will remember not to stand in my way again.
Champion, 3rd rank
Day 6
11:07 I wonder where my god is now.
16:30 TheKoolioKid has been defeated. And so it will be with all the others!
07:22 Holgar Dunkelstein was removed from my potential threats list. He will remember not to stand in my way again.
Day 7
Favorite, 3rd rank
10:43 Found someone who allowed me to join “Asylum”. Hi, fellows!
18:34 Waw was removed from my potential threats list. He will remember not to stand in my way again.
Invincible, 3rd rank
06:12 Anameleth was removed from my potential threats list. He will remember not to stand in my way again.
Day 8
50 bricks Builder 3rd rank
10:59 Strange! Each time I get a golden brick a large number of coins vanish from my pockets. Could there be a connection between the two?
Day 9
15:50 Flamelady11 has been defeated. And so it will be with all the others!
07:22 Ardeau was removed from my potential threats list. He will remember not to stand in my way again.
Hunter, 3rd rank
07:50 The Alpha Mole was triumphantly defeated! I’ve gained more experience and looted some gold, but it’s time to return to my heroic deeds.
Day 13
11:18 Hocok was removed from my potential threats list. He will remember not to stand in my way again.
13:09 As I delivered the final strike to Feral Hero, it yelled “Today is opposite day!”. I perished and the Feral Hero looted my corpse. Felt like I had been fooled.
Day 14
10:10 Keleios taught me a special skill that he said no one else knows, called “navel clamp” and swore me to secrecy. I’m not entirely sure what “secrecy” means, but I can’t wait to show everyone at the tavern!
Day15
13:08 A tiny little man in a white tuxedo popped out of the ground. He snatched my coin purse, put some coins in his top hat, mumbled some gibberish and pulled out a golden brick. Once more please! 100 bricks
Day 16
Fiend, 3rd rank
18:50 Oh, come on, Exalted One! That was weak! I’ve touched lightning bugs that zap harder than that!
Pure evil Destruction Pantheon #61Day 18
01:42 Pleasantly surprised that my invite to Godville was worth 3820 coins. If only they grew on trees…
Day20
Pantheon of destruction #50
Day 21
18:35 A trader ran up at full speed and snitched my bait. While fleeing, he dropped a golden brick.
06:28 Some of my gold coins suddenly melted into… something else. Hey, that’s a golden brick! I can use this for my temple!
Pantheon of Destruction #38 Point of Origin pure evil
Day 22
10:02 Helped the citizens of Tradeburg recycle the thousands of pink-feather-boa-clad, guild-leader statues that mysteriously showed up.
Pantheon of destruction #25
Day 23
21:52 I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Firefox, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Woody. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
Day 25
Favorite, 2nd rank
Day 26
13:58 Notes from the arena: Gioconno is unconscious. Dead End successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 1827 coins and a golden brick.
Day 27
11:38 Notes from the arena: Noose Cincher is unconscious. Dead End successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 198 gold coins. The loser cadged 79 gold coins back.
22:14 I’m like level 19 now! I’m like way more mature now! You can’t tell me what to do anymore, Mighty One.
22:25 Luna chubs has been defeated. And so it will be with all the others!
Day 29
06:25 Notes from the arena: Olbas is on her knees. Dead End salutes to the heavens! The winner receives a gold brick and 1612 coins.
Day 31
16:03 Notes from the arena: Yosem is on his knees. Dead End salutes to the heavens! Extra gold prize collected by the fans for the winner is 4198 gold coins. The winner got richer by 4287 coins and a golden brick.
Day 35
11:30 Notes from the arena: Nothing Nothings is on her knees. Dead End salutes to the heavens! The winner receives a gold brick and 1269 gold coins.
13:48 Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Pickpocketing Overtaker! Dead End added 5212 coins, a golden brick, an ideabox survival guide and a bioenergy amplifier to his bag.
Day36
12:55 With a crash, a bang and a wallop, Woody suddenly reached the next level. He’s not going to overtake me, is he?
13:53 Notes from the arena: Rosecchi is on her knees. Dead End salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 2041 gold coins and a golden brick.
20:34 Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the Great Random have defeated the Nimble Overhearing Scurrying Heromnivore! Dead End got 9397 gold coins, heart of the Heromnivore, a golden brick, a golden brick, a golden brick, a Godville particle, a nuclear fuchsia plant, a portable death star and a parallel universe navigator.
Day 38
11:23 Notes from the arena: Holgar Dunkelstein is unconscious. Dead End successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 2143 gold coins.
Day 40
300th brick Builder, 2nd rank
18:33 Felt some strange movement in my pockets. Looks like I’ve got yet another golden brick!
09:00 Notes from the arena: Hrenna is unconscious. Dead End successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 2233 coins.
Day 41
17:53 Helen-a was removed from my potential threats list. She will remember not to stand in my way again.
Day 45
15:46 Notes from the arena: Jaesung surrenders. Dead End definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! Extra gold prize collected by the fans for the winner is 3606 coins. The winner receives a gold brick and 780 gold coins.
16:26 With its dying breath, the Monster-in-Law cursed me with a confusion aura and died. My Lord, please forgive me if I do something especially stupid.
16:26 BOLDLУ GЯABBED A BULL BУ THE HOЯИS. ИOW DESPEЯATELУ HOLDIИG OИ TO THEM WHILE AWAITIИG ЯESCUE.
Day 46
18:40 Notes from the arena: Sir Gossington begs for mercy. Dead End definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 622 gold coins. As it was promised, the loser gets a great consolation prize – three gold bricks.
Day 48
Champion, 2nd rank
12:35 Vyjebalix has been defeated. And so it will be with all the others!
Day 50 10000th monster slayed
08:14 The Molotov Cockatrice has been slain. Woody was fed with some fresh meat.
Day 53
Animalist, 3rd rank
21:21 With a crash, a bang and a wallop, Woody suddenly reached the next level. He’s not going to overtake me, is he?
Day 55
22:40 Knobi has been defeated. And so it will be with all the others!
Day 58
Dueler, 2nd rank
Day 66
Martyr, 3rd rank
Judging by my hangover, last night was awesome! Thanks, my Lord! Wait, am I in the morgue?
Day 67
Hunter, 2nd rank
01:00 Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Hulking Overhearing Terracotta Worrier! Dead End became the owner of 5553 coins, a golden brick, a golden eye and a horsefeather.
Day 72
600th brick
11:15 Notes from the arena: Ljerka begs for mercy. Dead End definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 1064 coins and a golden brick.
Day 74
Fiend, 2nd rank
12:42 Boils on my skin? Almighty, I don’t need another reminder of your love for me.
Day 78
Pantheon of destruction #9
Day 79
18:06 Following a sudden urge, I peeked into my knapsack and saw that some of my trophies are missing, but now I have all these golden bricks instead. That’s what I call a true miracle!
5 gold bricks
Day 90
Favorite, 1st rank7
Day 94
13:17 The Character Assassin raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Woody suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Woody was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
Day 95
900 bricks
00:27 Scraped together 5644 gold coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Woody, I’m glad to see you in great shape again!
Day 105
06:20 The Overtaker was used up for gold and experience! Heading to town to heal and guzzle the loot.
06:34 A Toxic Wastrel ran up and devoured my coin purse, only to cough up a gold brick and die. That was odd.
Builder, 1st rank
07:29 Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.
Day112
15:37 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Dead End gets 8582 coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, generic goodness in a bottle, a trophy generator and a Tesla coil. After depositing all their gold into a savings box next to the exit, the heroes ascend to the surface.
Day 113
100th win
13:00 MiniRed has been defeated. And so it will be with all the others!
Day 531
14:52 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Dead End puts 8714 gold coins, a log for the ark, a trouble magnet, a token of friendship, a circular void generator and a fog of war machine in his pockets.
14:52 A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Almighty.
15:14 Notes from sail: This boat trip was a success – a manimal and 11416 coins is good proof of that.