The god Phraseol’s hero Roofusalga is your typical hero. A little vain, oftentimes drunk, and sometimes completely incompetent. At heart though, he is completely described by these things. One hundred percent of all good or impressive feats by Roofusalga were forced upon him by omnipotent nagging. A God has to do what a God has to do to keep their name alive though.
The Beginning
Roofusalga began as a simple and spiteful man working as a clown-for-hire at the Godville Megacircus Complex . It wasn’t until his father, an actual hero, ascended to wherever heroes go after enlightenment and Phraseol’s artifacts ended up in Roofusalga’s possession that hero-dom was acquired.
Serving as a Hero of Phraseol is completely optional, but binding once a choice has been made. Roofusalga, rummaging through his father’s heirlooms, found The Diary. Upon writing their first entry, the individual is bound to Phraseol by their mortality— don’t get me wrong though. It includes 57 1/2 pages of terms and conditions to let the hero-to-be know what they’re in for. Roofusalga skipped all of it and drew a poor sketch of himaelf barechested and holding damsels in distress, muscles bulging while standing atop a slain hydra. Damsels in distress and hydras are not as common as he seems to think, as he has learned ever since that diary entry bound him to Phraseol.