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Terence Tullius

level 72

In labore et arte salutem

Age 2 years 10 months
Personality righteous
Guild Ankh-Morpork City Watch
(cardinal)
Monsters Killed about 151 thousand
Death Count 61
Wins / Losses 80 / 20
Temple Completed at 04/03/2016
Wood for Ark 91.1%
Savings 4M, 691k (15.6%)
Pet Dandy lion Cuddles 47th level

Equipment

Weapon icethrower +81
Shield counter offer +86
Head crown molding +84
Body biodegradable armor +82
Arms asbestos fingers +81
Legs stalactights +82
Talisman albatross necklace +84

Skills

  • seasickness level 57
  • inept singing level 46
  • heel grip level 43
  • eye scream level 41
  • quantum fireball level 41
  • thumb beating level 40
  • explosive character level 34
  • full throttle level 34
  • pocket hypnotoad level 33
  • cri de coeur level 33

Pantheons

Gratitude329
Might5496
Templehood15698
Gladiatorship1918
Storytelling172
Mastery3013
Taming146
Survival660
Savings2811
Creation2439
Arkeology3357
Unity2
Popularity3
Duelery4

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Dueler, 3rd rank
  • Invincible, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

These chronicles are old, short and not interesting at all. Feel free not to read them. But if you really want to – you’ve been warned. :/

Behold! The mighty chronicles of Phexides & his servant hero are here!

Terence hopes this pathetic attempt to catch your attention succeeded, dear Reader. But before we get to the actual story, Terence has to mention a fact of significant importance. That is: His god was once known as FromAnimus but after The Age of Inactivity (read more below) he wanted to start off fresh. And that’s how a legend started (Disclaimer: legend – poetic use only).

Hmm… What to write…? Should I skip boring parts, or not? I know!

THE HISTORY LESSON!

In the beginning was the CHAOS. The CHAOS so chaotic that NOBODY could understand it, even you (You think that your room is messy? Bwah! You haven’t been in the CHAOS!)! Then, after AN ACCIDENT involving THE clip, THE spoon, THE any key and THE cap, (with a sound of CLAP) everything came into shape of MORE or less round ball.

After that nothing interesting was going on so let me skip to more vivid times. That is MY times! {some;evil;laugh;here}

(…) and that’s how I, THE ULTIMATELY ALL-POWERFUL GOD of only one human (that’s depressing) came to being!

On MY behalf, Tullius created The Circle of Mages! On MY behalf, he led it to greatness! BUT the AGE OF INACTIVITY happened! THE MOST TERRIBLE of possibilities! I was hibernated for 10 MONTHS (of relative, human time) because {insert;well;trumped;reasons;here}.
MY return was filled with exhilaration and some lightning bolts!

{sound of rapid book pages flipping} Nothing interesting here… {some more sounds} Oh, it’s here.

In memory of Gleep the Stripeless Zebra of level 20. MY GLORIOUS pet was violently knocked out by a GODVILLE ADMINISTRATOR, shame on him! Terence’s GOD was trying his best to aid him in resurrecting our lovely pet BUT Tullius HEROICALLY managed to waste approximately 45000 GOLD COINS, UNCOUNTABLE number of bold artifacts and remnants of his God’s sanity and LEAVE his pet dead. FREAKING AWESOME, my DEAR hero!
That’s what happens when you decide to give the job of “heroing” for a guy with AIRBRICK’S IQ level…

Is there going to be more? Well, let me answer to your question with a question: Did YOU enjoy it?

Ahhhh, what on Earth am I talking?! It seems like I’m too lazy to add anything… \(°-°)/