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Terence Tullius

level 74

In labore et arte salutem

Age 3 years
Personality virtuous
Guild Ankh-Morpork City Watch
(hierarch)
Monsters Killed about 165 thousand
Death Count 63
Wins / Losses 80 / 20
Temple Completed at 04/03/2016
Ark Completed at 10/06/2017 (102.7%)
Twos of Every Kind 17m, 28f (1.7%)
Savings 5M, 358k (17.9%)
Pet Dreaded gazebo Kiki 6th level

Equipment

Weapon whoop-axe +86
Shield life saver +88
Head jaws of life +85
Body biodegradable armor +88
Arms planetary rings +86
Legs plumsoles +86
Talisman Orb of Incremental Idiocy +88

Skills

  • seasickness level 57
  • inept singing level 48
  • thumb beating level 45
  • heel grip level 44
  • mosquito roar level 43
  • quantum fireball level 43
  • explosive character level 41
  • liana-eyebrows level 37
  • full throttle level 37
  • pocket hypnotoad level 33

Pantheons

Gratitude331
Might4819
Templehood15698
Gladiatorship1933
Storytelling147
Mastery2769
Taming118
Survival495
Savings2597
Creation293
Arkeology3201
Catch3172
Unity1
Popularity1
Duelery4
Adventure4

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Dueler, 3rd rank
  • Invincible, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

These chronicles are old, short and not interesting at all. Feel free not to read them. But if you really want to – you’ve been warned. :/

Behold! The mighty chronicles of Phexides & his servant hero are here!

Terence hopes this pathetic attempt to catch your attention succeeded, dear Reader. But before we get to the actual story, Terence has to mention a fact of significant importance. That is: His god was once known as FromAnimus but after The Age of Inactivity (read more below) he wanted to start off fresh. And that’s how a legend started (Disclaimer: legend – poetic use only).

Hmm… What to write…? Should I skip boring parts, or not? I know!

THE HISTORY LESSON!

In the beginning was the CHAOS. The CHAOS so chaotic that NOBODY could understand it, even you (You think that your room is messy? Bwah! You haven’t been in the CHAOS!)! Then, after AN ACCIDENT involving THE clip, THE spoon, THE any key and THE cap, (with a sound of CLAP) everything came into shape of MORE or less round ball.

After that nothing interesting was going on so let me skip to more vivid times. That is MY times! {some;evil;laugh;here}

(…) and that’s how I, THE ULTIMATELY ALL-POWERFUL GOD of only one human (that’s depressing) came to being!

On MY behalf, Tullius created The Circle of Mages! On MY behalf, he led it to greatness! BUT the AGE OF INACTIVITY happened! THE MOST TERRIBLE of possibilities! I was hibernated for 10 MONTHS (of relative, human time) because {insert;well;trumped;reasons;here}.
MY return was filled with exhilaration and some lightning bolts!

{sound of rapid book pages flipping} Nothing interesting here… {some more sounds} Oh, it’s here.

In memory of Gleep the Stripeless Zebra of level 20. MY GLORIOUS pet was violently knocked out by a GODVILLE ADMINISTRATOR, shame on him! Terence’s GOD was trying his best to aid him in resurrecting our lovely pet BUT Tullius HEROICALLY managed to waste approximately 45000 GOLD COINS, UNCOUNTABLE number of bold artifacts and remnants of his God’s sanity and LEAVE his pet dead. FREAKING AWESOME, my DEAR hero!
That’s what happens when you decide to give the job of “heroing” for a guy with AIRBRICK’S IQ level…

Is there going to be more? Well, let me answer to your question with a question: Did YOU enjoy it?

Ahhhh, what on Earth am I talking?! It seems like I’m too lazy to add anything… \(°-°)/