05:42: I couldn’t stand watching the Buzz Bunny die, so I took a seat.
13:48: I saved a fish from drowning. Did you see that act of kindness, Almighty?
02:14: The Eager Beaver felt the amazing power of my “death by snu-snu” skill.
The trader stole the picked pocket while the hero was busy stealing 43 gold coins…
22:03: Ran with scissors. Nearly died.
20:42: Heard someone yelling, ‘Oh God!’ over and over from behind a bush. I wish I was that devout, my Lord.
05:20: I tried asking you a favor, Great One. As I looked towards the heavens a bird pooped on my face. Was that a sign?