Quest: Counsel a misguided missile (87%)
-Teach the bomb phenomenology -Dark Star reference?
09:08 The Thieving Vending Machine screamed, “Harvest Deez🌙🌙” and perished. Hey, that’s my line!
Screaming “Harvest Deez🌙🌙” and dealing sonic damage…
15:56 Yelled ‘Harvest Deez🌙🌙’ at the Academia Nut and it died laughing. Found 13 coins.
STATS
Name: Im Yummy
God: Peanut Butter Cup
Number of deaths: 46
Cause of Deaths:
Their own God: 6
Deus ex Machina: 9
Stupidity : the rest (Learnt that Heroes can self revive 24 hours after death… neat.)
Current Quest Number: 980 (Cancelled=8)
Favorite Equipment
Weapon: mallet of understanding +47
Shield: pop up blocker +50
Head: Milk moustache -1
Body: Layer of Dirt -9
Arms: dramatic paws +48
Legs: Holy Sock -10
Talisman: Godzilla’s tooth +2
FEATS
At 1 month old: Finished 27.1% of the temple
At 1 month 1 day old: Finished 27.9% of the temple
19:42 Had a meal at the temple. Tipped 212 gold coins to the waiter, who promised me that he would convey the money to the Exalted One.
At 1 month 2 days old: Finished 28.2% of the temple
05:04 Caught a Robbing Hood selling tours of my unfinished temple as a historical ruin. After I chased it off I found 672 gold coins in a pot near the construction site. Maybe that guy was onto something!
At 2 months old: Finished 47.1% of the temple
At 3 months old: Finished 63.5% of the temple
At 4 months old: Finished 72.4% of the temple
At 5 months old: Finished 81% of the temple
At 6 months old: Finished 92.5% of the temple
At 6 months 7 days old: Finished 100% of the temple
At 6 months 24 days old: Celebrated Godvilles 11th Birthday. Ive know it for 8, whoopy~
At 3 years 5 months (1261 days) old: Returned to Godville after near 3 year hiatus, in an attempt to combat depression. wooo…
3 years 5 months (1263 days): Finished 76.3% of the Ark, Finished 12.9% (3M, 883k) of Savings.
3 years 5 months (1271 days): 22:38 Defeated 123456 monsters.
3 years 6 months (1281 days): Finished 80% of Ark, Finished 13.7% (4M, 115k) of Savings. Reached Level 69.
3 years 6 months (1300 days): Celebrated Godvilles 14th Birthday. Well ain’t that cute.
• 23:55 Heard someone behind me whisper, “Happy birthday, keep the change you filthy animal.” But when I turned around, nobody was there. I’m scared.
• 23:55 Happy Godville Birthday, Exalted One! By the way, the Godville Administrator asked me to give you this pack of blue divine briquettes.
• 23:55 Under the spell of a beautiful melody, I gently rose into the sky and started spinning in a divine radiance, spreading my arms. Exalted One blessed me for building the ark! I have a gut feeling how to squeeze out more wood from my temple.
3 years 7 months (1305 days): Finished 84.9% of Ark, Finished 14.7?% (4M, 400k) of Savings. Reached level 70.
_3 years 11 months (1460 days)\:
•10:22 Stumbled upon a verse:
wha… no way.
it’s your happy birthday?
should make a new account,
then have both you in a bout
•10:22 ➥ Happy birthday to me! A gift for myself will be this huge chunk of experience and for you I’ll offer this holy powercell, Almighty.
-Well now aint that neat.
23:46 Big open land for milestones around and lightning strikes the one tree I’m hiding under.
21:04 Almighty, though I appreciate your feedback, could you say it aloud and not burn it onto my skin?
-Hey look, those are my submissions!
19:01 A sea shanty drifted in from the coast:
I really wish I could rehearse
My role within the universe
But since I can’t I’ll be content
Knowing I can pay the rent
Raven
yo-ho the wheller man comes,
to bring us sugar and tea and rum.
one day, when the tuggin is done,
we’ll take our leave and go~
-Sounded in tune with the “Wellerman”:
21:24 A bard on the road belted out:
Should I let down these walls?
Reassure Rin from within
Should I let you inside?
Be truly vulnerable
Be truly be what is
Abandoned One
(With no problems)
Say, if I only could
I’d make a deal with God
And I’d get him to swap our places
I’d be runnin’ up that road
Be runnin’ up that hill
With no problems
-Reminded me of “Running Up That Hill”:
06:42 Found some catchy lyrics scribbled on a wall:
Eyes everywhere
Whiskers and glowing eyes spying
Every corner there they are
Am working, am working
Praying for salbaro
12:30 Stumbled upon a poem:
It’s open to conjecture
If I have to give a lecture
But if I were placing bets
I’d stake all with no regrets
Raven
19:09 A muse floating by sang:
Exasperating as it is
I’m happy as a music wiz
Very few will ever hear
Enchanted tunes I write all year
Raven
23:27 A group of kids skipping rope chanted, “nosirp eht eripme eht tcetorp ot ecalp a daerd namuh tsniaga sllaw aipes ssensuoutepmi htiw tliub ssertroF.” @ Secret Agent Academy -Well that’s cetainly disturbing…
14:43 Saw a spotlight shining “After you are done with this monster, fetch me some tater tots” on the evening clouds. Looks like a job for someone else.
-“Laleliloluly” https://godvillegame.com/gods/Laleliloluly
01:38 Stumbled upon a verse:
Bow down before the one you serve
You’re going to get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
-DArgo Sun-Cohen
PERSONAL NOTES
03:04 A fireball hit a lightning rod and partially melted it. It sort of looks like the “Harvest Moon” crest now.
12:18 With its dying breath, the Silent Lamb cast a confusion aura and died. My Lord, please forgive me if I do something especially stupid.
12:18 SOMEOИE ЯEALLУ ИEEDS TO FIX THESE ЯOADSIGИS. THEУ KEEP TELLIИG ME THAT I’M GOIИG IИ THE WЯOИG DIЯECTIOИ.
12:20 TO DIE AS A HEЯO IS A GLOЯIOUS DEATH, BUT TO LIVE AS OИE IS THE GЯEATEST HOИOЯ. THAT’S WHУ I ЯAИ FЯOM THAT PЯOBABILITУ SUЯFEЯ.
12:23 AH, PATHWAУ OF LEMMIИGS. A BEAUTIFUL PLACE TO GO FOЯ A ЯUИ. AWAУ FЯOM THE PILLSBUЯУ HOMEBOУ.
12:24 FOUИD THE PATH OF LEAST ЯESISTAИCE. SLIPPED ЯIGHT OFF IT.
12:27 LILУ VIII SAID WE’D BE FЯIEИDS FOЯ LIFE. I HAD HOPED WE’D BE FЯIEИDS FOЯ MUCH LOИGEЯ THAИ THAT.
12:29 That darned aura of confusion is finally over. Now I can start being smart again!
03:12 Convinced the Gee Wizard to play hide-and-seek with me. While it was counting, I quietly crept away.
10:08 It’s not my fault that I had to kill the Elemental of Surprise and loot its 8 gold coins. I’m a victim of peer pressure.
14:00 Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived. -May/08/2024
02:56 Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived. -May/18/2024 (lmfao 10 days.)
17:36 I’m so hungry my stomach sounds like the growl of an Inner Demon. Wait…
-Inner Demon
16:34 The Whatchamacallit handed me its thingamajig to hold onto before going to its family reunion in the underworld.
16:46 Was it worth it taking the life of this Flamingo Dancer to gain a hell pass? I won’t know until I visit a trader.
18:12 ‘I am Im Yummy, Harvest Deez🌙🌙 Raaaaaaaargh!’ Does that sound impressive?
16.06.24 15:27 The Interrupting Cow raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Stubby suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Stubby was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
16.06.24 17:06 Terrifying One, your verse was spread by the heralds:
return to town
you buffoon
heal your pet
in the name of Harvest Moon”.
16.06.24 22:07 I spent 14791 coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Stubby!
16.06.24 23:16 Angry One, your verse was spread by the heralds:
You have done well
making me feel swell
my wrath you would’ve met
had you kept your pet of 2y7m dead”.
01:50 The Bulletproof Monk choked on its own smugness. I inherited 11 coins upon its passing.
This is a bug report. The link for “Bulletproof Monk” leads to “https://wiki.godvillegame.com/Bulletproof_Monk_(Disambiguation)” rather then directly to the monster page it is meant for.
05:02 Omnipotent One, why do I seem to be your only follower? Don’t you have other people to yell “Harvest Deez🌙🌙” or do stupid, almost heroic things in your name?
05:03 3…2…1! Ready or not, Blind Gorgon, here I come!
22:23 Wings of a flying muse wafted:
Blinding sun upon hero’s crown
Sweat pours from temple down
Gasping breath in humid air
Is it all a fevered delirium?
Bibliophile
01:52 Heard lines singing:
Let’s go to the dungeon
they’ve got fun and games
big, scary monsters
lethal traps and pain
Stickyorder
22:19 Actually bothered to read the terms of service and found, “God’s are suppose to be unbelievably annoying” listed in the fine print.
Big slug
22:49 After seeing my flawed coping mechanism, the trader complained about a crack, a dent, and lots of scratches. Made him pay extra for damages and got a total of 155 gold coins.
20:00 The Mumble-Bee overstayed its welcome. I hastened its departure and it left behind a totem pole and 34 gold coins.
https://wiki.godvillegame.com/Insomni-Yak
04:16 The doctor told me my body has run out of magnesium. 0Mg!
14:56 Stumbled upon a poem:
it is my pleasure
to tell you to dig for treasure
no pressure
Castheemopan
06:56 A passing troll yelled, “Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.”
Bawbag
10:02 Spotted what looked like a duck and quacked like a duck, but on closer inspection turned out to be a Mind Boggler.
21:18 The Wanna Bee cried, “Transforming!” and died. Picked up 25 gold coins.
22:28 A passing troll yelled, “Oh also tell your mom I said hi.”
Pudding Goddess
06:47 Saw a coyote hold up a sign saying “huh… so that’s what that does…” before it plummeted down a cliff’s edge.
Polyhedra
10:23 A sea shanty drifted in from the coast:
Do me a favor.
Don’t emulate Florida Man
Delnara
00:47 The Pollen-Allergic Bee tried begging for mercy. Fined it 13 gold coins for stealing my technique.
22:45 The Tower Defender fled from the fight. Followed its trail and found a gold brick mold and 171 coins.
09:36 Heard a distant shout: “For those about to rock, I salute you.”
-Donkey
16:14 A passing monster yelled, “Tough times don’t last; tough monsters do; run away.”
-Stangodwin
21:18 Used my “strong brow” skill against the Apex Vegetarian and somehow transformed it into an “Unwelcome” doormat.
00:43 A traveling minstrel sang a ballad:
If you find this funny
Then it’s free energy
So vote for me!
I’ll give you honey
-Dragon Orb
00:46 A rhythmic voice dropped some bars behind a strong beat:
Don’t do it for honey,
Do it for candy!
Vote funny today,
and an energy I will pay :3
-me replying to the cormer voice
01:48 You know, Terrifying One, your poem is spreading like wildfire:
Don’t do it for honey,
Do it for candy!
Vote funny today,
and an energy I will pay :3.
-heh heh c:
23:23 Dumped the dead Profit Prophet’s body into the recycle bin. Got its tin of supplemints and 30 coins.
-thats my kinster submission :D
00:10 When the trader saw my golden brick, he slurred, “I’ll take them both!” Good thing for me he was drunk and seeing double, so I got paid 1115 gold coins for it.
-by that logic the brick price was 557.5, lowest the brick price has ever bean :p
00:25 A wooden doll said, “Sorry kid, I’ve reached the point where I only respond to a triple dog dare” and its nose grew longer.
-Recliner
26.10.24 16:58 Angry One, I just became aware that your saying, “No! last time you did that Salem lost half its witch population…”, is widely spreading around. Sounds like a great prayer to me.
06:06 My Lord, your verse was spread by the heralds:
on all hallows Eve
did one doth scream,
“to all a good night,
and a happy Halloween!””.
09:16 The corpse of the defeated monster slowly disappeared in my backpack, accompanied by loud chomping sounds. I don’t think the Hypocritical Thinker expected this outcome.
09:17 Tried to make myself look big to scare off the Juxtaphysician. I think I just made myself look tasty instead.
18:02 Whenever I ░░░░ Sooba could talk, I remember everything he’s ░░░░░░░░░ me ░░░░░.
22:46 The Attention Seeker died from a panic attack: I panicked, I attacked, it died. Took 12 coins as compensation for the emotional trauma.
16:52 A swarm of insects spelled “Let it bee, let it bee, let it bee” in the air.
-GodOfMercy
11:58 Heard a groan of, “Don’t think too much you’ll hurt yourself” from a nearby sewer.
-Big Slug
05:37 When I first saw this Unsolicited Adviser, it looked tough and ruthless. Now, it just looks rough and toothless.
09:53 Punctured a hole in the Trojan Piñata and joyously collected the 3 gold coins that poured out. I guess change really does come from within.