Quest: Counsel a misguided missile (87%)
-Teach the bomb phenomenology
17:36 I’m so hungry my stomach sounds like the growl of an Inner Demon. Wait…
-Inner Demon
17:36 I’m so hungry my stomach sounds like the growl of an Inner Demon. Wait…
21:08 Man, it feels good to write, “Harvest Deez🌙🌙” instead of wasting my stamina yelling.
Screaming “Harvest Deez🌙🌙” and dealing sonic damage…
15:00 Yelled ‘Harvest Deez🌙🌙’ at the Arctic Firebird and it died laughing. Found 32 gold coins.
STATS
Name: Im Yummy
God: Peanut Butter Cup
Number of deaths: 44
Cause of Deaths:
Their own God: 6
Stupidity : 29 (swear I was on hiatus for 18 of them…)
Deus ex Machina: 7
Monsters: The rest.
Current Quest Number: 954 (-7:Cancelled=7)
Favorite Equipment
Weapon: mallet of understanding +47
Shield: pop up blocker +50
Head: Milk moustache -1
Body: Layer of Dirt -9
Arms: dramatic paws +48
Legs: Holy Sock -10
Talisman: Godzilla’s tooth +2
FEATS
At 1 month old: Finished 27.1% of the temple
At 1 month 1 day old: Finished 27.9% of the temple
19:42 Had a meal at the temple. Tipped 212 gold coins to the waiter, who promised me that he would convey the money to the Exalted One.
At 1 month 2 days old: Finished 28.2% of the temple
05:04 Caught a Robbing Hood selling tours of my unfinished temple as a historical ruin. After I chased it off I found 672 gold coins in a pot near the construction site. Maybe that guy was onto something!
At 2 months old: Finished 47.1% of the temple
At 3 months old: Finished 63.5% of the temple
At 4 months old: Finished 72.4% of the temple
At 5 months old: Finished 81% of the temple
At 6 months old: Finished 92.5% of the temple
At 6 months 7 days old: Finished 100% of the temple
At 6 months 24 days old: Celebrated Godvilles 11th Birthday. Ive know it for 8, whoopy~
At 3 years 5 months (1261 days) old: Returned to Godville after near 3 year hiatus, in an attempt to combat depression. wooo…
3 years 5 months (1263 days): Finished 76.3% of the Ark, Finished 12.9% (3M, 883k) of Savings.
3 years 5 months (1271 days): 22:38 Defeated 123456 monsters.
3 years 6 months (1281 days): Finished 80% of Ark, Finished 13.7% (4M, 115k) of Savings. Reached Level 69.
3 years 6 months (1300 days): Celebrated Godvilles 14th Birthday. Well ain’t that cute.
23:55 Heard someone behind me whisper, “Happy birthday, keep the change you filthy animal.” But when I turned around, nobody was there. I’m scared.
23:55 Happy Godville Birthday, Exalted One! By the way, the Godville Administrator asked me to give you this pack of blue divine briquettes.
23:55 Under the spell of a beautiful melody, I gently rose into the sky and started spinning in a divine radiance, spreading my arms. Exalted One blessed me for building the ark! I have a gut feeling how to squeeze out more wood from my temple.
23:46 Big open land for milestones around and lightning strikes the one tree I’m hiding under.
-Hey look, thats my submission!
19:01 A sea shanty drifted in from the coast:
I really wish I could rehearse
My role within the universe
But since I can’t I’ll be content
Knowing I can pay the rent
Raven
yo-ho the wheller man comes,
to bring us sugar and tea and rum.
one day, when the tuggin is done,
we’ll take our leave and go~
12:30 Stumbled upon a poem:
It’s open to conjecture
If I have to give a lecture
But if I were placing bets
I’d stake all with no regrets
Raven
23:27 A group of kids skipping rope chanted, “nosirp eht eripme eht tcetorp ot ecalp a daerd namuh tsniaga sllaw aipes ssensuoutepmi htiw tliub ssertroF.” @ Secret Agent Academy -Well that’s cetainly disturbing…
21:24 A bard on the road belted out:
Should I let down these walls?
Reassure Rin from within
Should I let you inside?
Be truly vulnerable
Be truly be what is
Abandoned One
12:18 With its dying breath, the Silent Lamb cast a confusion aura and died. My Lord, please forgive me if I do something especially stupid.
12:18 SOMEOИE ЯEALLУ ИEEDS TO FIX THESE ЯOADSIGИS. THEУ KEEP TELLIИG ME THAT I’M GOIИG IИ THE WЯOИG DIЯECTIOИ.
12:20 TO DIE AS A HEЯO IS A GLOЯIOUS DEATH, BUT TO LIVE AS OИE IS THE GЯEATEST HOИOЯ. THAT’S WHУ I ЯAИ FЯOM THAT PЯOBABILITУ SUЯFEЯ.
12:23 AH, PATHWAУ OF LEMMIИGS. A BEAUTIFUL PLACE TO GO FOЯ A ЯUИ. AWAУ FЯOM THE PILLSBUЯУ HOMEBOУ.
12:24 FOUИD THE PATH OF LEAST ЯESISTAИCE. SLIPPED ЯIGHT OFF IT.
12:27 LILУ VIII SAID WE’D BE FЯIEИDS FOЯ LIFE. I HAD HOPED WE’D BE FЯIEИDS FOЯ MUCH LOИGEЯ THAИ THAT.
12:29 That darned aura of confusion is finally over. Now I can start being smart again!
03:12 Convinced the Gee Wizard to play hide-and-seek with me. While it was counting, I quietly crept away.
10:08 It’s not my fault that I had to kill the Elemental of Surprise and loot its 8 gold coins. I’m a victim of peer pressure.
14:00 Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived. -May/08/2024