Tell us, Parthenogenesis,
What do you think a true menace is?
Parth said, “I would say,
Jumping with AFK,
And a hulking TB named Archnemesis.”
(TaiJuan)
There once was a dueler named Parthenogenesis,
Who conquered with her heroine Nemesis-.
If you piled all of those that competed,
And were ultimately defeated,
To reach the top you would need a Pegasus.
(Arivelle)
There once was a lady named Parth
To overlook her would be a damn farce
She drives like a pro / With her feathers in tow
And in the arena kicks arse.
(Ursina)
Parth drives with diligence,
Parth drives with care,
No need to worry about bosses when Parth is there!
Sit back, chillax, you’ll get your share!
(Arona Almighty)
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Wow, I’m in the newspaper. That’s news!
Nemesis – 152nd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Be more kind”, stands at the 22nd position in the pantheon of Might under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Parthenogenesis. Secretly fears that the world is a stage, the men and women are merely players with entrances and exits, and that she has missed her cue. (6/25/23)
Nemesis – 150th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Be more kind”, stands at the 12th position in the pantheon of Savings under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Parthenogenesis. Secretly fears that the world is a stage, the men and women are merely players with entrances and exits, and that she has missed her cue. (3/14/23)
Nemesis – 147th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Be more kind”, stands at the 3rd position in the pantheon of Wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Parthenogenesis. We’ve had many reports that a Pirate Investigator has been afraid to make eye contact with her since their last encounter. (11/10/22)
Nemesis – 147th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Be more kind”, stands at the 73rd position in the pantheon of Taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Parthenogenesis. She was known to distribute counterfeit invites to Godville during her youth. (10/29/22)
Nemesis – 145th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Be more kind”, stands at the 3rd position in the pantheon of Wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Parthenogenesis. The monsters of Godville now dream of her in their wildest nightmares. (8/6/22)
Nemesis – 144th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Be more kind”, stands at the 74th position in the pantheon of Taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Parthenogenesis. We’ve had many reports that a Roman Aqua-duck has been afraid to make eye contact with her since their last encounter. (7/21/22)
Nemesis – 124th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “¯\(ツ)/¯”, stands at the 81st position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Parthenogenesis. All she ever wanted was a little love and affection. (5/18/20)
Nemesis – 124th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “¯\(ツ)/¯”, stands at the 136th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Parthenogenesis. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects. (5/16/20)
Nemesis – — 120th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Nevertheless, we persist”, stands at the 50th position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Parthenogenesis. Her worst enemy — a Tropical Yeti. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a beauty mark. She is also a huge fan of Nothingham’s pubs. (1/16/20)
Nemesis – - 94th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Take a tater and wait”, stands at the 97th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Parthenogenesis. She’s asking someone to follow the golden brick road and ask the wizard for some brains and report the results via carrier pigeon. (5/11/18)
Nemesis – - 89th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “😐 same as it ever was”, stands at the 124th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Parthenogenesis. Rumor has it that a local Fractaldactyl has learned to show the heroine proper respect for some reason. (12/4/17)
Buying a snappy comeback generator at five times the normal cost! Godville’s one and only “Parth and Parcel” shop. Just ask for Nemesis -.(8/28/18)
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A peculiar fact: this dungeon has a little divine touch. The dungeon master is Parthenogenesis.
11:49 PM Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, my Goddess, the great work is done!
06:04 PM Oh my goddess, can’t believe that I saved all this money! Finally I can have my very own shop!
08:32 AM You know, Most Righteous One, I never really wanted to be a heroine. I’ve always wanted to be a trader.
Final savings entry from LA:
06:04 PM The bartender at The Mended Drum acted really shady when I walked in. He asked me to “pick my poison”. I think I’m just going to put these 15964 gold coins aside for future medical expenses.
11:40 PM Most Righteous One, I just re-counted the pairs and I think the ark now has a thousand of them. We’re not going to cram another thousand in there, are we?
02:21 A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Great One.
12:34 My face must be glowing like this golden temple I just now finished for you, Exalted One. I have to say, it does look great!
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Farthest milestone reached: 1,527 (6/28/21)
Most gold on hand: 154,079 (8/8/19)
Most coins wasted: 09:53 PM Exchanged 69656 coins for something golden, fulfilling, and starting with “b”. I hope the Almighty thinks I’m talking about bricks. (6/6/22)
Most coins spent praying: 08:40 PM Almighty, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the gold to buy shiny new things. Meanwhile, please accept my humble donation of 45809 coins.
Least coins spent praying: 10:00 PM Donated 2 gold coins to you, Great One, as a life insurance premium.
Most coins saved: 04:01 AM Put 60278 coins away for my old age, assuming I live that long.
Least coins saved: 07:02 PM Decided that my mattress was getting rather hard and uncomfortable, so I took 27 coins out of it and stored them in the bank.
Biggest Bingo reward: 10:16 AM Couldn’t find the everlasting goblinstopper in my inventory, but found 20000 coins instead. Bingo!
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10:24 Great day to party — first of all, it’s my birthday. Seconds — the drinks are free today! (5/7/18)
01:38 PM Got a free meal in the pub, free access to the bar and a birthday cake. Happy birthday to me! (5/8/20)
08:41 PM Pale tavern keeper whispered “Happy Birthday” and handed over the key to the wine cellar to me with a trembling hand. All drinks on the house today! (5/7/21)
08:55 AM Celebrated my birthday for free at Shepherd’s Stuff. Despite my best efforts, still ended up with my face in the cake. (5/8/22)
07:33 AM Ghost town. Scary ░░░░. 10/31/22
11:54 Billboards all over Unspecifiedistan proclaimed the local beer bottle recycling drive a success, thanks to help from the members of “Blue Feather.” And I have never been prouder of my contribution to anything.
04:22 Hmm… Unspecifiedistan. This place looks familiar. I hope they have a nice tavern here.
Milestone 658 – 05:20 Saw a sign which read, “One does not simply walk into Lostway”. Proved it wrong.
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Hear ye, hear yeah! Congratz to @Parthenogenesis, for being 1st place in Bingo in the best kind of mediocre way, being SHARED! THREE-WAY! 🤓🍼You are the epitome of our guild’s drive to strive to be Number 1 but Number 2 and NUMBER 3 at the same thyme!!
I hereby confer upon thee our guild’s 1.5th highest honor:
The Shareously Mediocritus…😐