My god is simply the breast.
Guild Leader Electile Dysfunction Platform
Those of you that don’t know me, might only see a 10 month old semi noob.
But, over the years I have had many incarnations in Godville, and in that time have fought in hundreds of duels,crushed countless bosses, kicked many kittens and punched a bunch of puppies. All for the glory of Harvest Moon.
And I will keep doing so upon becoming guild leader.
I will give you a say in the update of high level rank and totem (then probably ignore you and go with my own ideas).
I will do my best to keep gc active and engaging with awesome daily topics (or whichever thing comes to mind at the moment).
As for tournaments and competitions I will say that I’ll outshine Hp4m in that matter (just for the sake of gaining more votes, but I’m pretty sure that’ll never come to be. Though I do have a few things lined up, to keep you distracted while I empty the vault).
FAQ’s that no one asked me, so LTFAQ’s:
What are your thoughts on your opponents?
So glad you asked me that.
Ultimose is a serious dueler, if not too serious.
Crimsoneye, fun to debate with. A nice, pure evil fella, despite wanting to save the planet from global warming.
Beeporama – would definitely vote for him, if I wasn’t running too. That old geezer is awesome.
Wartman. Don’t know him from anywhere but the name alone probably says a lot, if not everything.
Pysreloxit. A mix of gruesome, revolting and nasty.
Woody Pecker. I’d like to keep those thoughts for myself, to warm me in cold nights. They are too explicit. (he keeps nominating and withdrawing so I’ll just keep this part).
Where do you stand on asking leaders of other guilds to meddle in our election?
I usually sit on those matters.
But, why not. It’s perfectly normal.
And I would see no reason to report it to the devs. In all my life, I don’t think I ever reported anything to the devs (except, maybe a couple of diary typos).
I am definitely not above looking for dirt on my opponents.
And I do not mean the bad kind, those would just get them more votes. I mean the “help old people across the street” kind.
Right, Ulti? But, haven’t you neglected to say you also carry their groceries and compliment their grandkids when they show you their pictures? Shameful.
What about you, ecowarrior Crimsoneye?
What are those things on the roof of your house? How did those solar panels get there? You’re gonna tell me you use them to power your death ray machine, no?
Beeporama, you have the habit of flooding us with your verbosity and superior intellectual references.
But I know from a reliable source that you own a thesaurus and a bunch of encyclopaediae.
Wartman, are those real warts? Or just artificially enhanced moles?
Posrelixyt. Got nothing on him. Just a real nasty, despicable individual.
Woodster… He’s not really a cheater. But crushed too many important and influential toes in the arena. Like mine, minus the important and influential.
Vote for Orthos Graph. The wrong choice that will haunt you forever.
Official page of my term.
Special thanks to Ngma and to the Elf Workers Union for creating and managing it.
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Gangsta Leada
(HP, NG, Pecker and ME) chorus Let’s Go! Ortho! Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph…Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph…Graph!
(Verse 1: Dr. Pecker) In the gc with his homies, Try’na to get noobs to heal…
heal… In dungeons (with me) to make logging easy
I was a guildy checking on him From the stuff he was saying about killin, I knew that he got me (got me) This boy was a G My respect got heavy,
We had a girl who’s screaming she didn’t know. She’s sayin’ come help me, So I called her out in the gc was board, so we messed with her Then I told her I said…
(Dr. NGMA) Graph! Get them alone, you know that’s step one! Graph!
Count of 3, we about to have fun Graph!
Now we use that hack, we ’bout to be done Graph! Plot a few more schemes, cross that line and then you… Blame!
Chorus
(Verse 2: Dr. Domb) She’s mixed up in her head now, says she can’t remember what to do after she listens to me,
I said watch and you’ll see, (watch and you’ll see now) Now I gotta keep it real now, just drink and run over those in front of me, it’s that easy
Now if you suck up, you suck, and if you don’t, you’re lazy.
and if you play right, you blow, and left you drink more
She said ‘I get it now!’ And I’m like ‘Yeah, impeach a graph with me.’
She said, ‘like this?’ and I’m Like ‘Yeah, who ever thought it could be this easy?’
And I said… (Dr. Cactus) Graph! Impeach, you know that’s step one! Graph! Startin’ on day 1, we about to have fun Graph! Now we use that button, we ’bout to be done Graph!
Plot a few more schemes, cross that line and then you… Impeach!
Chorus
(H Phizzo) Hey! Hey! ORTHA!
(Verse 3: Mr. Graph) Watch out! This lessons ridiculous, when we’re killin noobs we’re so meticulous And wow!
These kids, they all know how, HM always on the prowl, then they up and down
Forget about them guilds with them forsaken birds, I teach about being food for food
So gimmie the guild and I’ll punch hp boob, what are we doing today? We’re killin a noob!
They say, ‘Ortho man, this D look great?’ I said ‘You bet, look at all them dead afks!’
How you like me now, when the guild is killin it without assistance Just think, pass the best with ease,
Ortha teach you how to get them L’s and B’s
Me and HM likes pantheons when we’re number one, we’ll rap all these rules, ‘til we’re duckin done! .
(Dr. Me3713) Graph! Get hp drunk, you know that’s step one! Graph! Grab his CC, we about to have fun Graph! Now we use that to buy ’charges we done Graph! Plot a few more schemes, cross that line and then you…
Chorus.
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Winner of the prestigious, though very little known, prize Best Parent in Harvest Moon 2021