In the divine playground of Godville, where gods mingled and cosmic chaos was the favored pastime, there was a deity named OnArcade. Clad in a kaleidoscope of colors and armed with a staff that belched confetti, OnArcade proudly held the prestigious title of the Bringer of Happy Mondays.
OnArcade had stumbled upon a divine secret: it’s always Monday somewhere around the world. With this celestial wisdom in hand, he made it his sacred mission to spread the gospel of perpetual Mondays—well, as long as he wasn’t feeling too lazy or distracted by the allure of celestial distractions.
A distinguished member of the Chaos Legion, a guild dedicated to the fine art of sowing divine disorder, OnArcade teamed up with fellow gods to wreak havoc in the most joyous way possible. Their totemic mascot, a mischievous Chaos Butterfly, fluttered alongside them, embodying the essence of their unpredictable antics.
Enter Gorki, OnArcade’s loyal yet endearingly lazy and clumsy follower. When OnArcade created Gorki, a minor divine mishap resulted in the accidental selection of the female option instead of the intended male. Gorki, embodying the spirit of divine nonchalance, accepted her femininity with a languid shrug. Her primary skill? An unparalleled knack for finding the coziest celestial spots to sit and rest.
OnArcade, recognizing Gorki’s unique talents, had created her specifically to aid in spreading the Monday gospel. As they traversed Godville, OnArcade and Gorki left a trail of confetti and unintentional pratfalls, all in the name of Monday merriment.
Happy Mondays, marked by their confounding chaos and laughter, became a divine tradition. The Chaos Legion, with their fluttering Chaos Butterfly, joined the cause, making every day feel like a Monday – a day of perpetual joy and divine disorder.
And so, in the riotous world of Godville, OnArcade’s mission to spread the Monday gospel continued. With Gorki finding celestial resting spots, the Chaos Butterfly fluttering, and confetti in the air, they proved that even in a realm of gods and chaos, Mondays could be a source of eternal happiness and whimsical mayhem.