Hero

Brutha3 5

level 127

GNU Terry Pratchett ☥

Age 7 years 3 months
Personality neutral
Guild Ankh-Morpork City Watch
(captain)
Monsters Killed about 559 thousand
Death Count 81
Wins / Losses 126 / 77
Temple Completed at 04/11/2015
Ark Completed at 10/03/2016 (355.1%)
Pairs Gathered at 12/03/2018
Book Written at 10/01/2021
Savings 28M, 629k (95.4%)
Pet Santa claws Spot 40th level
Boss Beerkat with 161 of power

Equipment

Weapon mind blower +140
Shield aegis of absolute protection +140
Head lei of the land +142
Body nutcracker suit +141
Arms infidelity gauntlet +141
Legs life socks +141
Talisman epic scale +142

Skills

  • mass effect level 129
  • somersault squatting level 121
  • swoop of the smith level 114
  • unbearable boredom level 114
  • self-propelled feet level 113
  • instant hairloss level 113
  • cash whistle level 112
  • pseudopod attack level 110
  • sticky fingers level 96
  • clinical strike level 87

Pantheons

Gratitude21
Might250
Templehood11524
Gladiatorship2717
Mastery813
Taming271
Survival158
Savings328
Arkeology1294
Catch896
Wordcraft42
Unity1
Popularity2
Duelery3
Adventure4

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Miner, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Dueler, 3rd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

10/11/2014 00:54 I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Significant Otter, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Sven. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

10/11/2014 09:06 Sven looked hot, so I trimmed his fur. Then he looked cold, so I knitted the fur into a cardigan for him. Now he looks adorable. And annoyed.

28/11/2014 22:38
Spent some time debugging Godville by crushing insects with my boot.

12/25/2014 10:07
Found a snow globe on the side of the road. Shook it as hard as I could and suddenly found myself in the middle of a snow blizzard.

08/01/2015 07:15
Technically, how could I ever get lost if I never even had a destination in mind?

12/01/2015 10:58
Made a defiant gesture towards the sky. I hope you have enough lightning bolts for me!

24/01/2015 13:41
Tried to fly south for the winter. I’m still in exactly the same place as I was before but now my arms hurt.

24/01/2015 14:45
Found refuge in a cave for the night. Shared my blanket with the bear living inside. Came out unscratched. Winter is awesome.

13/02/2015 22:11
Sometimes I feel like there is no free will and I’m just a slave to my genetic coding.

28/02/2015 17:12
Mmm… Potion of sleep resistance. Or as the locals call it, ‘coffee’.

27/03/2015 13:41
Crossed the road. If a chicken can do it, I can do it.

11/04/2015 09:13
Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.

18/06/2015 19:15
Stepped on an ant and killed it. Cried for the next hour.

24/10/2015 Quest #560 Make the world a better place (epic)

31/10/2015 09:42 PM
Found a clearing in the forest filled with wildflowers and songbirds. Remained a while and offered thanks to the Almighty for creating such beauty.

03/12/2015 02:02 AM
I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Sven into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.

13/01/2016 Quest #670 Become one with the universe (epic)

20/03/2016 19:40
Great One, if you exist, help me! Otherwise, get out of my way — I’m busy.

11/08/2016 Quest #1000 Stand the test of time (epic)

03/10/2016 08:06
A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Almighty.

08/06/2021

Day 4047 g.e., #3803
Brutha3 — 121st-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “GNU Terry Pratchett ☥”, stands at the 21st position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Om3. He is known for his disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with his laughter.

01/10/2021

07:52 Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, Exalted One, the great work is done!