Brutha3 4

level 124

GNU Terry Pratchett ☥

Age 6 years 11 months
Personality neutral
Guild Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Monsters Killed about 531 thousand
Death Count 79
Wins / Losses 126 / 77
Temple Completed at 04/11/2015
Ark Completed at 10/03/2016 (335.7%)
Pairs Gathered at 12/03/2018
Words in Book 97.7%
Savings 26M, 500k (88.3%)
Pet Santa claws Spot 32nd level
Boss Beerkat with 161 of power


Weapon behavior modification stick +136
Shield aegis of absolute protection +138
Head crosshairs +137
Body nutcracker suit +137
Arms invisible hand of the market +137
Legs footnote² +138
Talisman repentagram +138


  • mass effect level 123
  • street magic level 118
  • foot massage level 112
  • peek-a-boo level 111
  • homesickness level 111
  • chakra bending level 109
  • mating contact level 107
  • pseudopod attack level 106
  • frost bite level 87
  • elbow bite level 83




  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Miner, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Scribbler, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Dueler, 3rd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

10/11/2014 00:54 I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Significant Otter, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Sven. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

10/11/2014 09:06 Sven looked hot, so I trimmed his fur. Then he looked cold, so I knitted the fur into a cardigan for him. Now he looks adorable. And annoyed.

28/11/2014 22:38
Spent some time debugging Godville by crushing insects with my boot.

12/25/2014 10:07
Found a snow globe on the side of the road. Shook it as hard as I could and suddenly found myself in the middle of a snow blizzard.

08/01/2015 07:15
Technically, how could I ever get lost if I never even had a destination in mind?

12/01/2015 10:58
Made a defiant gesture towards the sky. I hope you have enough lightning bolts for me!

24/01/2015 13:41
Tried to fly south for the winter. I’m still in exactly the same place as I was before but now my arms hurt.

24/01/2015 14:45
Found refuge in a cave for the night. Shared my blanket with the bear living inside. Came out unscratched. Winter is awesome.

13/02/2015 22:11
Sometimes I feel like there is no free will and I’m just a slave to my genetic coding.

28/02/2015 17:12
Mmm… Potion of sleep resistance. Or as the locals call it, ‘coffee’.

27/03/2015 13:41
Crossed the road. If a chicken can do it, I can do it.

11/04/2015 09:13
Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.

18/06/2015 19:15
Stepped on an ant and killed it. Cried for the next hour.

24/10/2015 Quest #560 Make the world a better place (epic)

31/10/2015 09:42 PM
Found a clearing in the forest filled with wildflowers and songbirds. Remained a while and offered thanks to the Almighty for creating such beauty.

03/12/2015 02:02 AM
I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Sven into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.

13/01/2016 Quest #670 Become one with the universe (epic)

20/03/2016 19:40
Great One, if you exist, help me! Otherwise, get out of my way — I’m busy.

11/08/2016 Quest #1000 Stand the test of time (epic)

03/10/2016 08:06
A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Almighty.


Day 4047 g.e., #3803
Brutha3 — 121st-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “GNU Terry Pratchett ☥”, stands at the 21st position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Om3. He is known for his disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with his laughter.