Brutha3 6

level 131
trader level 28

GNU Terry Pratchett ☥

Age 7 years 11 months
Personality wicked
Guild Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Monsters Killed about 602 thousand
Death Count 83
Wins / Losses 126 / 77
Temple Completed at 04/11/2015
Ark Completed at 10/03/2016 (385.6%)
Pairs Gathered at 12/03/2018
Book Written at 10/01/2021
Shop “Thousand Things”
Pet Grounded hog Scratchy 33rd level
Boss Beerkat with 161% of power


Weapon poker mace +147
Shield aegis of absolute protection +142
Head lei of the land +143
Body blackhawk gown +145
Arms infidelity gauntlet +143
Legs psychotic brakes +146
Talisman epic scale +145


  • intimate tickling level 135
  • cri de coeur level 126
  • forced generosity level 123
  • mating contact level 123
  • quantum fireball level 120
  • brain dilution level 119
  • self-propelled feet level 115
  • dove of peace level 115
  • lossy compression level 102
  • strike of the rabbit level 95




  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Miner, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Raider, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Dueler, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

10/11/2014 00:54 I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Significant Otter, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Sven. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

10/11/2014 09:06 Sven looked hot, so I trimmed his fur. Then he looked cold, so I knitted the fur into a cardigan for him. Now he looks adorable. And annoyed.

28/11/2014 22:38
Spent some time debugging Godville by crushing insects with my boot.

12/25/2014 10:07
Found a snow globe on the side of the road. Shook it as hard as I could and suddenly found myself in the middle of a snow blizzard.

08/01/2015 07:15
Technically, how could I ever get lost if I never even had a destination in mind?

12/01/2015 10:58
Made a defiant gesture towards the sky. I hope you have enough lightning bolts for me!

24/01/2015 13:41
Tried to fly south for the winter. I’m still in exactly the same place as I was before but now my arms hurt.

24/01/2015 14:45
Found refuge in a cave for the night. Shared my blanket with the bear living inside. Came out unscratched. Winter is awesome.

13/02/2015 22:11
Sometimes I feel like there is no free will and I’m just a slave to my genetic coding.

28/02/2015 17:12
Mmm… Potion of sleep resistance. Or as the locals call it, ‘coffee’.

27/03/2015 13:41
Crossed the road. If a chicken can do it, I can do it.

11/04/2015 09:13
Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.

18/06/2015 19:15
Stepped on an ant and killed it. Cried for the next hour.

24/10/2015 Quest #560 Make the world a better place (epic)

31/10/2015 09:42 PM
Found a clearing in the forest filled with wildflowers and songbirds. Remained a while and offered thanks to the Almighty for creating such beauty.

03/12/2015 02:02 AM
I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Sven into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.

13/01/2016 Quest #670 Become one with the universe (epic)

20/03/2016 19:40
Great One, if you exist, help me! Otherwise, get out of my way — I’m busy.

11/08/2016 Quest #1000 Stand the test of time (epic)

03/10/2016 08:06
A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Almighty.


Day 4047 g.e., #3803
Brutha3 — 121st-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “GNU Terry Pratchett ☥”, stands at the 21st position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Om3. He is known for his disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with his laughter.


07:52 Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, Exalted One, the great work is done!


14:08 Oh my god, can’t believe that I saved all this money! Finally I can have my very own shop!