10/11/2014 00:54 I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Significant Otter, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Sven. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
10/11/2014 09:06 Sven looked hot, so I trimmed his fur. Then he looked cold, so I knitted the fur into a cardigan for him. Now he looks adorable. And annoyed.
Spent some time debugging Godville by crushing insects with my boot.
Found a snow globe on the side of the road. Shook it as hard as I could and suddenly found myself in the middle of a snow blizzard.
Technically, how could I ever get lost if I never even had a destination in mind?
Made a defiant gesture towards the sky. I hope you have enough lightning bolts for me!
Tried to fly south for the winter. I’m still in exactly the same place as I was before but now my arms hurt.
Found refuge in a cave for the night. Shared my blanket with the bear living inside. Came out unscratched. Winter is awesome.
Sometimes I feel like there is no free will and I’m just a slave to my genetic coding.
Mmm… Potion of sleep resistance. Or as the locals call it, ‘coffee’.
Crossed the road. If a chicken can do it, I can do it.
Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
Stepped on an ant and killed it. Cried for the next hour.
24/10/2015 Quest #560 Make the world a better place (epic)
31/10/2015 09:42 PM
Found a clearing in the forest filled with wildflowers and songbirds. Remained a while and offered thanks to the Almighty for creating such beauty.
03/12/2015 02:02 AM
I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Sven into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
13/01/2016 Quest #670 Become one with the universe (epic)
Great One, if you exist, help me! Otherwise, get out of my way — I’m busy.
11/08/2016 Quest #1000 Stand the test of time (epic)
A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Almighty.
Day 4047 g.e., #3803
Brutha3 — 121st-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “GNU Terry Pratchett ☥”, stands at the 21st position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Om3. He is known for his disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with his laughter.
07:52 Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, Exalted One, the great work is done!