Hero
Buzzweed 753
level 145
trader level 35
Mustard rules!
| Age | 14 years 8 months |
| Personality | righteous |
| Guild |
the Way of Pathos
(bigkahuna)
|
| Monsters Killed | 1.18 million |
| Death Count | 62 |
| Wins / Losses | 87 / 42 |
| Temple Completed at | 12/21/2011 |
| Ark Completed at | 08/23/2015 (604.4%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 01/13/2018 |
| Book Written at | 09/30/2022 |
| Souls Completed at | 05/31/2025 | Shop | “Shop of Buzzweed” |
| Pet | Lava lamb Oy 27th level |
| Boss | Alpha Mole with 160% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | screensaber | +159 |
| Shield | light barrier | +159 |
| Head | compound eyeglasses | +159 |
| Body | wild wild vest | +160 |
| Arms | not-so-smart watch | +159 |
| Legs | bootlegs | +159 |
| Talisman | doomsday clock | +162 |
Skills
- flying bird level 209
- tin throat level 202
- swoop of the smith level 193
- knight's move level 183
- selfish interest level 182
- self-propelled feet level 176
- forced generosity level 174
- epitaph writing level 171
- electro-broom level 159
- mega-bite level 135
Feats
- ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero ✓
- ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
- ⓶ Complete and turn in two side jobs within 24 hours ✓
- ⓶ Complete five side jobs in a row ✓
- ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day ✓
- ⓵ Dig up and defeat three bosses ✓
- ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold ✓
- ⓵ Get a new aura through the aura of curiosity ✓
- ⓵ Walk a pet that has sat in the ark for a year ✓
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 4751 |
| Might | 171 |
| Templehood | 216 |
| Gladiatorship | 3913 |
| Mastery | 21 |
| Taming | 414 |
| Survival | 58 |
| Savings | 187 |
| Creation | 1024 |
| Arkeology | 379 |
| Catch | 153 |
| Wordcraft | 251 |
| Soulfulness | 78 |
| Unity | 116 |
| Duelery | 474 |
| Adventure | 89 |
Achievements
- Honored Animalist
- Honored Favorite
- Honored Shipwright
- Builder, 1st rank
- Freelancer, 1st rank
- Moneybag, 1st rank
- Saint, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Scribbler, 1st rank
- Soulcatcher, 1st rank
- Careerist, 2nd rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Hotshot, 3rd rank
- Miner, 3rd rank
- Scientist, 3rd rank