Heroine

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Slow Poke-

level 41

☥ They went thataway! ☥

Age 10 years
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 36 thousand
Death Count 33
Wins / Losses 33 / 17
Bricks for Temple 62.7%
Pet Biowolf Dumbo

Equipment

Weapon captain's log +47
Shield blue screen of death +45
Head mithril braces +50
Body full metal jacket +50
Arms scorpion pincers +44
Legs moleskin jodhpurs +48
Talisman Talisman of Complete Uselessness +49

Skills

  • palm of the panda level 23
  • somersault squatting level 16
  • navel clamp level 15
  • poisoned kiss level 12
  • slap of the whale level 12
  • electrostatic discharge level 12
  • epitaph writing level 11
  • save-load level 7
  • spoon-bending level 7

Pantheons

Hero has yet to take places in pantheons.

Achievements

  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

It seems that I am Canadian. The land of snow topped peaks, snow topped everything really, but only part of the year. The rest of the time, it’s too darn hot. Oh yeah being Canadian means I must be exceedingly polite, to the point of nausea, and end every other sentence with eh, eh. The place where beaver tails are pastry, not the tails of actual beavers (though we have those too). Where poutine, the food of the gods (my Goddess tells me) was invented. Why anything containing cheese curds is considered God like food can only be answered by my Goddess. The land of multicultural food, multicultural people and multiculturalism, though almost everyone speaks English, at least part time.

Where anyone over the age of 18 can get married, and we started a World Wide trend, pleasing divorce lawyers to no end.

Only one more question…what and where the heck is Canada.

I’m sorry for all the swearing in this Chronicle. My Goddess made me do it.

Slow Poke