11/10/11 03:53 – In the wallet of the Punk Panther, dead by my hand – I found photos of its kids! What have I done? Anyway, the EXP boost was nice and now I’m hungry for more!
1/13/12 – Uselysses – 28th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☾ Semper Ubi Sub Ubi !! ☾”, stands at the 16th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god No-body. He always wanted to follow the sun to see where it sleeps at night, but never found the time.
1/18/12 02:13 – Whoa! My priceless gift sold for 22441 coins! Now if only I had more of those…
4/24/12 11:24 – Felt a burning desire to examine the deus ex machina. Found inside something unbelievable — a scroll with instructions how to get a premature level up!
6/10/12 06:56 – Following a sudden desire, I peeked into my knapsack and saw that some of my trophies are missing, but now I have all these golden bricks (8) instead. That’s what I call a true miracle!
6/18/12 09:43 – Notes from the arena: Zneps begs for mercy. Uselysses definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 3713 gold coins.
6/18/12 10:08 – Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
6/18/12 10:08 – Wow, there are loads of people praying in my temple! My god ought to get something special for this.
6/24/12 02:45 AM – A quest to cry a river and sail to the ocean has brought me a very nice reward of 18458 gold coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back…
6/24/12 03:03 AM – I placed twenty bags of gold on the sacrificial altar and offered a quick prayer to my Lord asking for a better life… It worked! I felt my experience bar increase in size.
7/8/12 04:42 PM – A quest to change the world, then change it back has brought me a very nice reward of 23171 gold coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back…
7/17/12 08:24 – When the trader saw my Sir Brian’s ear, he grinned slyly and paid me 19614 gold coins for it.
7/17/12 09:20 – I placed twenty bags of gold on the sacrificial altar and offered a quick prayer to the Mighty One asking for a better life… It worked! I felt my experience bar increase in size.
7/17/12 09:20 – Wow, I am level 48 now! Luckily intelligence isn’t a requirement for level-ups.
7/31/12 02:06 – I placed twenty bags of gold on the sacrificial altar and offered a quick prayer to the Omnipotent One asking for a better life… It worked! I felt my experience bar increase in size.
7/31/12 02:06 – I can’t believe I’m level 49 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob.
8/5/12 21:34 – I placed twenty bags of gold on the sacrificial altar and offered a quick prayer to the Exalted One asking for a better life… It worked! I felt my experience bar increase in size.
8/8/12 10:27 – I placed twenty bags of gold on the sacrificial altar and offered a quick prayer to the Mighty One asking for a better life… It worked! I felt my experience bar increase in size.
8/13/12 11:30 PM – An epic but short burst of music played mysteriously, and the words “Level Up!” appeared above my head in glorious 3D. Seems I’m level 50 now!
4/10/13 12:16 AM – You know, Soul Supreme, there has been an unexpected mess up during a surgery… Now I have a new “foot massage” skill instead of the old “stifling embrace” skill. The doctor gave me 1877 gold coins for my promise to keep it quiet.
5/14/13 09:23 AM It seems like Sneezy just tried to use the “death by snu-snu” skill. Of course he failed. What a noob!
5/17/13 02:13 PM The trader told me that no hero should own something as powerful as Ebaneezer’s dog tag, and gave me 32819 coins to destroy it.
6/30/13 09:22 AM Felt a burning desire to disassemble the mystery box. Found inside something unbelievable — a scroll with instructions on how to get a premature level up!
7/11/13 10:56 PM I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Sneezy, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?
7/11/13 11:16 PM Felt a burning desire to examine the continuum transfunctioner. Found inside something unbelievable — a scroll with instructions on how to get a premature level up!
7/11/13 11:17 PM I’m like, level 68 now! I’m like way more mature now! You can’t tell me what to do anymore, Luminous One.
7/20/13 12:52 PM The already dead monster crawls towards me exuding a powerful stench. I’ll be glad to kill you one more time, Undead Undead Pixel!
8/11/13 10:09 PM Used my “poisoned kiss” skill to make the Evil Twin’s life both shorter and less pleasant.
8/16/13 12:45 AM Suddenly felt an irresistible urge to take apart the wonderbox and found 9868 coins inside. Now that’s the intuition of a true hero!
8/18/13 11:39 AM Wow, I am level 70 now! Luckily intelligence isn’t a requirement for level-ups.
8/30/13 07:19 PM Felt a burning desire to disassemble the mystery box. Found inside something unbelievable — a scroll with instructions on how to get a premature level up! Wow, I am level 71 now!
9/17/13 08:56 AM I placed thirty bags of gold on the sacrificial altar and offered a quick prayer to the Great One asking for a better life… It worked! I felt my experience bar greatly increase in size!