Day 1 – Well more like month one,and yeah i know i’m rather late getting started on this blasted thing. Truth is, i wasn’t aware i had it. It wasn’t until i burned my old diary pages in a forest in need of firewood, that i stumbled on this book. When i opened the cover it had written on the first page, speak into me and record of you chronicles will be made. I thought “pshhh” and began to toss it aside then it hit me “HEY this is pretty thick, should make good kindling for the fire.” As soon as i spoke, words appeared in the book that said, “stupidly Sivad Prepared to throw me into the flames.” I thought “Wait, I COULD USE THIS TO RECORD MY GREATNESS. I asked the book to record my words, word for word, and here we are now. I can tell This is gonna work out just fine.
Day 3 – figured i’d update this thing everytime i get a new quest, this time around i’ve decided to gather enough monkeys in a room to reproduce the works of Shakespeare. Why you ask, WHY NOT? everyone says get enough monkeys in a room together, they’ll produce Shakespeare, so i’m gonna do it. I’m gonna be the one to travel high and low logging the man hours LOOKING FOR THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST MONKEYS, and they shall be put in a room till they produce Shakespeare. If i don’t WHO WILL? NOT YOU, RIGHT, YOUR TO GOOD FOR MONKEYS AREN’T YOU… sorry i lost myself there, where cool right. Anyway this should be good, having spent 87% of my money on beer i think i should save the rest to hire the monkeys. i need enough to fill a room, think i’ll give them all 10% but only pay them in bananas o.O
Day 4 – today i’m off to find someone who knows the muffin man. what about my old quest you may ask, well don’t ask… you don’t want to know what those monkeys had to do to make shakespeare and i don’t want to have to relieve the trips to the store for banana pudding. MOVIN ON Aside from my new quest, i’ve also noticed that i’ve become a Chief Master in the guild, AND a stunning standing in the Pantheons. Needless to say my quest has been fun so far. I’ve seen so many things, I even dazzled a Thesaurus Rex with my shiny golden brick and used the time to make a hasty retreat. Still questioning this not to do list i found, wait what quest was i off on. Eh i’m sure i will figure it out, or hear the thundering voice of Nitire. later.