The Beginning:
Jessicalinzi started life as two girls, Jessica and Alison.
Shortly after birth, their parents realized they only had 1 crib, so they just put the twins in the same crib.
Obviously, this caused the two babies to fuse together, becoming Jessicalinzi. Where did the “nzi” come from? Nobody knows.
Nirotos, the coolest god to ever exist, saw this miracle take place, and thought that a fusion of two people would be twice as powerful as a normal hero.
It turns out, fusing two babies together doesn’t do anything, as babies are stupid and weak.
So now this really cool god is stuck with this lame hero.
The Beginning, Part Two:
Most of Jessicalinzi’s life was normal. She grew up not even knowing a god was watching her every move.
Nirotos saw all. Every time she tripped over her shoelaces, every time she ate glue and used sauce to stick things together, even that really weird thing she did with a stuffed rabbit, a paperclip and some dried flowers.
When Jessicalinzi came of age, a heavenly light came from the heavens, directly into her bedroom, through the hole she had made while trying to learn how to bowl.
She heard a heavenly voice, one that sounded like a million windchimes combined with the sound of 23 butterflies flapping their wings and one really loud baby laughing. The voice said unto her “My darling hero, you hath been chosen by Nirotos, the loving and wonderful god.”
Jessicalinzi looked up into the heavens, said “Nah I’m good” and went to sleep.
Nirotos sighed, and said “Heroes are the most well paid people in this land”
And so, Jessicalinzi officially became a hero, so she could fund her crippling alcohol addiction. She’ll become kind and virtuous eventually. Hopefully.
Her parents are very proud, and glad she’s no longer around to put holes in their humble cottage.
The Legend of Felix:
Jessicalinzi was doing what she called “adventuring” and what everyone else called “aimlessly wandering around and hoping something happens”, when she saw movement out of the corner of her eye.
As any noble hero would do, she immediately attacked.
At the end of the cool stick she was using as a weapon, (she sold her sword for booze) was a Dust Bunny. Instead of immediately attacking, she just stood there
“Are you going to kill that monster or…?” Her epic goddess asked
“No this is my best friend. His name is Felix”
“Ok.”
Jessicalinzi picked up Felix and Felix just kind of went along with it.
So began the legend of Felix.