Bad Hair

level 56

You're... FUBAR!!!

Age 1 year 5 months
Personality neutral
Guild BYOB
Monsters Killed about 84 thousand
Death Count 57
Wins / Losses 13 / 30
Temple Completed at 02/18/2017
Wood for Ark 36.5%
Savings 1M, 410k (4.7%)
Pet Heffalump Snowy 5th level


Weapon can of WMD-40 +65
Shield massive ego +67
Head cover of darkness +64
Body beach towel of doom +67
Arms ultimate arm equipment +65
Legs mermaid flipper +66
Talisman jar of sunlight +66


  • seasickness level 29
  • navel clamp level 28
  • cobweb gulp level 28
  • drunken rampage level 28
  • swoop of the smith level 28
  • swear-o-matic level 27
  • sunstroke level 26
  • lucky hoof level 19
  • full throttle level 19
  • sober view level 18




  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I ain’t seen nothing yet! Actually I just got here. –
Yay. I got the first golden brick! (‘bout time!) – Ups, Nice Hat just killed Bad Hair! Well it’s the first time, and it won’t be the the last I’m sure! – Yay, Bad Hair is about to join her first guild. “We Are Atheists” here she comes. – Ah, just joined BYOB. This is a fine guild. Think
I`ll stay here a while! – Well, the (semi rabid) Rockey Raccoon was sent on he’s merry way. (Go away Nipper!) Now Bad Hair has got a (drunk, yes I saw the picture in wiki!) Stripeless Zebra, ‘Clumsy’. At least he’s rideable. Could be fun…. We got a 7th place in bingo today! 46 points. Best yet. BH has eight skills now. I say it’s time to get the last two. GO BH!! Yay, I made Cardinal rank in BYOB today. Careerist 3. rank. (took long enough!)