Bad Hair

level 54

You're... FUBAR!!!

Age 1 year 3 months
Personality neutral
Guild BYOB
Monsters Killed about 75 thousand
Death Count 50
Wins / Losses 13 / 30
Temple Completed at 02/18/2017
Wood for Ark 27.2%
Savings 1M, 38k (3.5%)
Pet Stripeless zebra Fang


Weapon Schrödinger's catapult +64
Shield irresistible force field +64
Head horns of a dilemma +63
Body turncoat +64
Arms Kevlar opera gloves +64
Legs feet of strength +63
Talisman collar of duty +65


  • seasickness level 26
  • thumb blowing level 26
  • swoop of the smith level 26
  • navel clamp level 25
  • cobweb gulp level 25
  • drunken rampage level 24
  • quantum fireball level 22
  • sober view level 18
  • lucky hoof level 18
  • full throttle level 17




  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I ain’t seen nothing yet! Actually I just got here. –
Yay. I got the first golden brick! (‘bout time!) – Ups, Nice Hat just killed Bad Hair! Well it’s the first time, and it won’t be the the last I’m sure! – Yay, Bad Hair is about to join her first guild. “We Are Atheists” here she comes. – Ah, just joined BYOB. This is a fine guild. Think
I`ll stay here a while! – Well, the (semi rabid) Rockey Raccoon was sent on he’s merry way. (Go away Nipper!) Now Bad Hair has got a (drunk, yes I saw the picture in wiki!) Stripeless Zebra, ‘Clumsy’. At least he’s rideable. Could be fun…. We got a 7th place in bingo today! 46 points. Best yet. BH has eight skills now. I say it’s time to get the last two. GO BH!! Yay, I made Cardinal rank in BYOB today. Careerist 3. rank. (took long enough!)