Bad Hair

level 64

You're... FUBAR!!!

Age 3 years 9 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 121 thousand
Death Count 79
Wins / Losses 13 / 30
Temple Completed at 02/18/2017
Wood for Ark 71.3%
Savings 2M, 682k (8.9%)
Pet Heffalump Snowy 20th level


Weapon sling of outrageous fortune +75
Shield questionable content filter +72
Head helm of perpetual ineptitude +73
Body shroud of mystery +71
Arms awkward paws +70
Legs pair of winged sandals +75
Talisman vanity mirror +73


  • swoop of the smith level 38
  • street magic level 37
  • seasickness level 35
  • heel grip level 35
  • brain dilution level 35
  • electro-broom level 33
  • thumb blowing level 31
  • poisoned kiss level 29
  • instant hairloss level 28
  • effect of the groundhog level 26




  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I ain’t seen nothing yet! Actually I just got here. –
Yay. I got the first golden brick! (‘bout time!) – Ups, Nice Hat just killed Bad Hair! Well it’s the first time, and it won’t be the the last I’m sure! – Yay, Bad Hair is about to join her first guild. “We Are Atheists” here she comes. – Ah, just joined BYOB. This is a fine guild. Think
I`ll stay here a while! – Well, the (semi rabid) Rockey Raccoon was sent on his merry way. (Go away Nipper!) Now Bad Hair has got a (drunk, yes I saw the picture in wiki!) Stripeless Zebra, ‘Clumsy’. At least he’s rideable. Could be fun…. We got a 7th place in bingo today! 46 points. Best yet. BH has eight skills now. I say it’s time to get the last two. GO BH!! Yay, I made Cardinal rank in BYOB today. Careerist 3. rank. (took long enough!)