Bad Hair

level 60

You're... FUBAR!!!

Age 1 year 10 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 99 thousand
Death Count 67
Wins / Losses 13 / 30
Temple Completed at 02/18/2017
Wood for Ark 51.3%
Savings 1M, 928k (6.4%)
Pet Heffalump Snowy 13th level


Weapon kaboomerang +69
Shield massive ego +68
Head masque of the red death +68
Body nuclear waistcoat +69
Arms big bangles +67
Legs pantaloons of fury +68
Talisman LOLympic torch +68


  • clinical strike level 33
  • powerful sneeze level 31
  • seasickness level 31
  • drunken rampage level 31
  • swoop of the smith level 30
  • electro-broom level 29
  • swear-o-matic level 28
  • sober view level 22
  • full throttle level 21
  • lucky hoof level 20




  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I ain’t seen nothing yet! Actually I just got here. –
Yay. I got the first golden brick! (‘bout time!) – Ups, Nice Hat just killed Bad Hair! Well it’s the first time, and it won’t be the the last I’m sure! – Yay, Bad Hair is about to join her first guild. “We Are Atheists” here she comes. – Ah, just joined BYOB. This is a fine guild. Think
I`ll stay here a while! – Well, the (semi rabid) Rockey Raccoon was sent on he’s merry way. (Go away Nipper!) Now Bad Hair has got a (drunk, yes I saw the picture in wiki!) Stripeless Zebra, ‘Clumsy’. At least he’s rideable. Could be fun…. We got a 7th place in bingo today! 46 points. Best yet. BH has eight skills now. I say it’s time to get the last two. GO BH!! Yay, I made Cardinal rank in BYOB today. Careerist 3. rank. (took long enough!)