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Takeshi Kovacks 653

level 138
trader level 18

Dishonor Before Death!

Age 13 years 3 months
Personality pure good
Guild Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
(advisor)
Monsters Killed 1.04 million
Death Count 134
Wins / Losses 69 / 39
Temple Completed at 11/27/2012
Ark Completed at 07/06/2015 (652.5%)
Pairs Gathered at 05/11/2018
Book Written at 11/10/2022
Souls Gathered 68.32%
Shop “Thousand Things”
Pet Dreaded gazebo Snowy 42nd level
Boss Turmerisk with 103% of power

Equipment

Weapon have-a-blaster +153
Shield wheel of time +151
Head third eye monocle +152
Body flabs of steel +152
Arms Hands-free gloves +151
Legs moon walkers +152
Talisman cultural icon +153

Skills

  • elbow bite level 186
  • poisoned kiss level 175
  • quantum fireball level 173
  • eye scream level 163
  • swear-o-matic level 150
  • stifling embrace level 150
  • brain dilution level 140
  • rail-bending level 135
  • brownian motion level 132
  • selfish interest level 131

Feats

  • ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Complete and turn in two side jobs within 24 hours
  • ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely
  • ⓶ Complete five side jobs in a row
  • ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day
  • ⓵ Take personality to the extreme
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold
  • ⓵ Get a new aura through the aura of curiosity
  • ⓵ Walk a pet that has sat in the ark for a year

Pantheons

Might311
Templehood3886
Gladiatorship6123
Mastery199
Taming705
Survival148
Savings321
Creation43
Arkeology121
Catch532
Wordcraft349
Soulfulness247
Unity8
Popularity7
Duelery7
Adventure18

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Saint
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Hotshot, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

22:44: Can you hear me, my Lord? I’m never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

13:50: The back of this milestone marker reads: “Takeshi Kovacks was here.” Hey, I forgot I did that!

13:02: I’ve seen things people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. And all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain… Time to wake up.

13:25: Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.

23:02: Now I know I’m getting old. The doctor told me that they’ve discontinued my blood type.

19:30 Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, Exalted One, the great work is done!

Takeshi Kovacks — 138th-level adventurer, member of the “Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster” guild, with the motto “Dishonor Before Death! ”, stands at the 192nd position in the pantheon of Creation under the vigilant supervision of the god Natasha101. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster — guild of 45 heroes, located at the 9th place in the pantheon of Popularity. The people muttering about “the good old days” in this guild are known as “pastafarian”. Pastafarian Prophet is a totem of this guild and just a good monster. Motto, crest and hymn are invented, drawn and sung by each member independently.