22:44: Can you hear me, my Lord? I’m never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
13:50: The back of this milestone marker reads: “Takeshi Kovacks was here.” Hey, I forgot I did that!
13:02: I’ve seen things people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. And all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain… Time to wake up.
13:25: Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
23:02: Now I know I’m getting old. The doctor told me that they’ve discontinued my blood type.
19:30 Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, Exalted One, the great work is done!
Takeshi Kovacks — 138th-level adventurer, member of the “Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster” guild, with the motto “Dishonor Before Death! ”, stands at the 192nd position in the pantheon of Creation under the vigilant supervision of the god Natasha101. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster — guild of 45 heroes, located at the 9th place in the pantheon of Popularity. The people muttering about “the good old days” in this guild are known as “pastafarian”. Pastafarian Prophet is a totem of this guild and just a good monster. Motto, crest and hymn are invented, drawn and sung by each member independently.