01/19/13-i met a purple heffalump named sparky! she very graciously decided to become my new pet (after i had lassoed her and tied her up, but who’s paying attention?). she has shot up to level 3 and is very amazingly, beautifully, gorgeously, wonderfully, shaggy! no one can shake those dreds like my girl! we may not remember much about last night, but we know we had a great time. and now i’m dead again. oh, well…
01/06/13-my darling girl has been set free. we spent the holidays together. we must have enjoyed ourselves because neither of us remembers much! i scrubbed all her paint off, stored away her silks, and signed my name inside. one day maybe she’ll find another hero to partner with. (never another like me! dogmeat definitely agreed to that.) goodbye!
11/21/12-where does the time go? i guess right into the bottom of the bottle with me and dogmeat? lots of news to impart, my amazing and beautiful girl is now at level 21! wait, i guess that’s all the news i have to impart. oh, well, that’s enough for our celebration to commence. whoa, ho, and a bottle (or 2, or 3, or so) of rum for us! what color for you this time, my beauty? what was that? gold? so the monsters can see you shining in the sun as we approach and shudder in fear? yes ma’am! no, no, no, i am NOT melting gold coins and painting you with them! nope! not! not! NOT! LADY! HELP!
11/05/12-dancing queen, feel the beat of our tambourines! whoo, hoo! level 50 here i am, dogmeat is level 20 and we are celebrating! all those other heroes can worry about gold bricks and temples and we could care LESS! whoops, did i say that out loud?
10/31/12-HAPPY HALLOWEEN! i was originally upset that our newest quest was to paint the town red after the ENORMOUS job (sorry dogmeat, didn’t mean u were big, just that i was sooo painstaking in order to make you perfection). bbbbuuuuutttt, those red splashes sure look like blood! bet we get lots of CANDY! yummy, yum, yuuummm!
10/28/12-halloween cometh sooneth, or is it forthwith? anyway, we are in the capital in the middle of our quest, questing for pumpkins to carve (dogmeat believes it will be EXTREMELY cool for us to go as the headless horseman and his horrendous steed) we must find black and orange paint, gold highlights, some cool creepy lights and a cape for me. i must work hard on my creepy ghoul laugh! ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! ok, dogmeat, you can quit rolling on the ground. i don’t think it was that funny.
10/21/2012-an epic quest was assigned: to fail where others had succeeded! (or was it the other way around? hhhmmmm…..no matter) my darling dogmeat and my raggedy, hungover behind moved out into the cold, cruel world to do the deed(s)!!! this quest involved many long, arduous, convoluted. dangerous, arduous, convoluted, uncomfortable, arduous, (don’t you just love that word? it just rolls off the tongue, arduous) OUCH! dogmeat, cut it out! yes i got a little off subject and i’m running a bit long, you DON’T have to bite! making a long story short; my beauty gained another level and i’m so proud of her!, i got a gold brick, whoo hoo, and supposedly 11,000 gold coins, but i think that’s where things got a little hazy…there’s also supposed to be a vorpal sword around here somewhere?……….
10/18/12-i have raised myself, clawing, grasping, hacking, slashing, selling, and riding my beloved dogmeat, to level 49! am i proud of myself! and her! we could never do this without each other! we will paint her purple and gold and bedeck her with amythests and silken draperies. they will look lovely fluttering in the wind as we dash along the roads of godville! of course, we will NOT be running away from any monsters but. we WILL be moving swiftly towards our next adventure, right, my sweet girl? (dogmeat wisely nods her head. she’s one smart trojan horse. she also knows to tuck her tail in tight against her rump so no monster can grab it as she’s proceeding swiftly towards her next adventure, not running away from the last.)
10/11/12-my dogmeat is now level 18! larger, more gorgeous. and much more intimidating. we will conquer all. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, or is that THERE CAN BE ONLY TWO? oh, wait a minute…i think this is the wrong game…….
09/28/12-dogmeat and i are celebrating my wonderous rise to level 48. amazingly fast if i say so myself! how wonderful my dogmeat is to be so helpful to me. i would never be able to dance naked through the town this high above the crowd without my beautiful, tall, broadbacked trojan horse! whoooooo, hhhooooooooo! uh, i guess that is oooohhhh nnnooooo, run dogmeat, run, here come the guards!
i sure am glad she can carry so much, and she was sober enough to stow our stuff, otherwise i’d be riding naked through godviille, kinda hard to slay monster and complete quests that way. she even packed the ale. wonderful, amazing, astounding, smarter than me, DOGMEAT!!
i think she needs another paint job. wonder what colors…..
09/17/12-i think dogmeat got to drunk to chronicle her rank advancement to level 15! and i KNOW she missed my rise to the lofty heights of level 47. i must take her to task for that,,,umm…soon as i find my clothes….this hangover is rough.
08/26/12-B-this is a first, i get to make 2 entries in one day. i made SAINT! i don’t know what it means but, dogmeat, in her pink and gold, and i, in my dragon scale pajamas are doing a wonderful happy dance all over all the monsters across godville. YEE HAH! giddy up, dogmeat!
08/26/12-A-i am now at level 46. i don’t feel any different. is this like birthdays? you know, you’re a year older but you don’t know how you got there?
almost lost my beautiful dogmeat, but managed to scrape enough gold together to revive her before she died. wow, she’s worth more than a gold brick, we have repainted her neon pink and gold to celebrate! that should astound a few monsters out there. ATTACK O BEAUTIFUL ONE!
08/24/12-today dogmeat made level 13. proud of her i am! i was riding her at the time (a first). wow, as she rose in the air and spun around, i saw all of godville spread out below us. if seeing all of these monsters around is why she growls and puffs up when she lands, i DON’T blame her. but, we will charge onward! wait, girl, the monsters are the other way…
08/12/12-level 12 achieved! good girl dogmeat. and not long until become a matriarch. whoopie!
08/02/12-dogmeat has reached level 11. good for her. she is truly an imposing figure now. the last town we obtained black and silver paint and painted my beautiful horse just as she wished. you know, a level 11 trojan horse gets pretty much EXACTLY what she wants. just wondering, should i hang a wet paint sign on her for a while?
072612-34 until matriarch! i was right, i do count the days differently. maybe i count 1, 2, 3, etc…. is there another way? must check on that, hmmmm, note to self or someone! dogmeat has made level 10 and i am on an epic quest to obtain something or do someone, or was that to obtain someone or do something? anyway level 44 and world: here we come!
072212-36 days until i become matriarch in the the dragon lords guild! wasn’t it just yesterday that it was 25? whew, getting closer every day! dogmeat and i are slobbering in anticipation, or is that rain?
071912-stomping thru the land, destroying monsters, staying vigilant, remaining strong for my new trojan horse, dogmeat. strange name for a beautiful animal! being hierarch in the dragon lords guild is amazingly great. i use it to my advantage every chance i get. LOL
061412-knew it wouldn’t be long til my wonderful baloo was murdered! she died today, sadly. i hope i am allowed to save her and continue.
060812-once again mysst has accomplished nothing except death! pride has no boundaries. baloo the trojan remains w/me at level 40. color me surprised! since trojan horses are supposed to be w/heroes from 32-39 i have expected her death. i am happy she remains. so far. we will see how it goes as the questing continues. ONWARD.
052112-2 days and here i am again! made hierarch in the dragon lords guild. yippee! finally. think it was before xmas when i made cardinal but i guess i could be wrong. it could juat seem that way. now i will take myself upon a great and terrible/wonderful quest. exit staaaggggeee left!
051812-an entry every 4 months! whoo, hoo! should send ripples throughout the questing world at that rate! NOT another day, anothed gold brick, or is it another day, another pet? sure wish the powers that be would come up with different names. having trouble keeping up with the dumbos. they may not look alike but it’s still tough. oh well. time to move on, got monsters to meet and heros to kill, or is that the other way around, hmmmmmmm?
010812-another day, another gold brick. lost my dust bunny. fare thee well, dumbo the great! lead my way across the rainbow bridge whenst I arrive upon the meadow! i now have with me the firefox, gleep! she does not replace my dumbo, but she sure has one of her own!
died again today. questing is amazin’, get to meet zombies n monsters. n not to mention, praying to my great n wonderful lady ’til my knees r raw n bleeding. has anyone found a pet-pillow yet?
110911-another death yesterday. ooops! have a dustbunny named dumbo for a pet now. does she ever get big enough to ride? charging a monster while hopping on a dustbunny, WOW! can u c that?