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Grayscaled Dragon
The Grayscaled Dragon has a muscular build and can carry objects and monsters twice its size as it soars through the air. Its scales are harder than steel, but when exposed, its skin is as soft as a baby's bottom.
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Famous Heroes
Simon Templer — 132nd-level adventurer, member of the “Knights who say Ni” guild, with the motto “Help!.. I mean...♘Ni!♞”, stands at the 35th position in the pantheon of Destruction under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Jewelz. The monsters of Godville now dream of him in their wildest nightmares.
Cauby — 138th-level adventurer, member of the “Sweet Dreams” guild, with the motto “Be good or be good at it.”, stands at the 170th position in the pantheon of Soulfulness under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Camila. He was known to distribute counterfeit invites to Godville during his youth.
Wanted
A local taxidermist is offering a great prize for the fresh corpse of a Gnomebreaker.
Caught today: 366 pcs.
The Godville Town Council is looking for a Cherno-Bull for avoiding tax returns on artifacts collected from dead heroes.
Caught today: 378 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
Jade Butterfly is a heroic horde of 30 heads located around the 32nd place in the pantheon of Unity. The upper echelon call themselves “highmoth”. Very Hungry Caterpillar is a totem of this guild and just a good monster. Being seen with guild members around the taverns of Trollbridge is an excellent way to earn a regrettable reputation.
Eldritch Horrors is a group of 33 brave adventurers, who have climbed to the 94th position in the pantheon of Unity. Motto, crest and hymn are invented, drawn and sung by each member independently.
Guild popularity in
13% — Blue Feather
13% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
9% — Knights who say Ni
5% — Harvest Moon
2% — DemiGods
2% — Godslayers and other inte...
2% — Instant Karma
2% — Guild Name
2% — Guildy Pleasures
50% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
“Bricks and Mortar” promises to buy a godvoice jammer at several times the normal price. Christopher Reeves is that rich.
Found today: 129 pcs.
We'll buy a strategy guide to life from anyone, and pay extra if you don't ask why. Meet with you-know-who, you-know-where, and bring the you-know-what.
Found today: 113 pcs.
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Daily Forecast
• Researchers have found an ancient tome that references today as a vacation day for The Great Random. Based on these findings everything today will be as it should.
Game News
03/31 Soulfulness
03/05 Seasoned Refreshments
01/31 Ad-ventures
12/21 Happy Holidays
10/28 Trick and Treats
Godpower Cap
30%
Ideabox News
• 28 ideas entries were sent to the Ideabox yesterday. Does no one have a real life?
• Bibliophile keeps a watchful, bloodshot eye on the Ideabox. Can be identified by her dark circles.
• We are proud to announce that Jamseyboii may or may not have been nominated for the Nobel Ideaboxing Prize.
Forum News
18:34 Wow
18:32 The Tribble Game
18:30 CHAIN REACTION
18:27 Random Spam
17:59 Fun word game!
Broken News
• Members of the “Guildless” guild are sick of eating nothing but beans and Terrorformer jerky. They are extremely jealous of the lavish banquets served at the “Insufficient Veracity” guild hall.
• Did you know that the most 3D thing in Godville is its population graph?
• Heroes practicing the “contagious yawning” skill can achieve quite unexpected results if they can figure out how to integrate a couple dozen gold coins into their usual routine.
Market Quotes
1 bosscoin
13528 gold coins -6.4%
1 Godville invite
923 gold coins -4.9%