Hero

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BillyJoeJimBob Mkay

level 61

Im with Mulletron bishes!

Age 8 years 3 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 111 thousand
Death Count 63
Wins / Losses 20 / 9
Temple Completed at 08/01/2016
Wood for Ark 57.7%
Savings 2M, 165k (7.2%)
Pet Heffalump Scratchy 14th level

Equipment

Weapon grater of two evils +70
Shield ultimate defense mechanism +71
Head eyepatch of the tiger +71
Body central parka +70
Arms Paci-Fist +70
Legs knickerbockers of glory +70
Talisman server patch +72

Skills

  • mass effect level 39
  • lion belch level 37
  • palm of the panda level 35
  • mosquito roar level 32
  • mountain moving level 27
  • knight's move level 26
  • opacity control level 25
  • sober view level 23
  • full throttle level 23
  • glance of Kaa level 22

Pantheons

Templehood19422

Achievements

  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Invincible, 3rd rank
  • Saint, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

In the beginning…

…there was The Kief Report…

…and the kief was good.

First there was 3D, otherwise known as Third Dimension,

Next was Lucky Dip, some random unknown strain, also nice,

Then came the two combined. Yea, and verily, it didn’t suck,

Prior to those two was some old-school NL, but that would have had to have been from the Before Time, which sets up divine paradox… So we don’t talk about that,

Next, today, this day, yea and verily, came Purple Dogsh*t… Where do they get these names? Moving on,

After a night and a day was Gorilla Glue #4 and some random wax, worth the wait, indeed…

And so it went, with Chernobyl, which begat Dutch Treat, which begat Strawberry Cough…

Interlude

thinks, “Is this just all some giant name-drop?”

End interlude

…which begat some seriously raunchy runaway home mowed, which, being free and whatnot, did the job…

…followed, in the morning by more free shwag and whatnot, this time stepping it up to tribe-sized use, and yea, it was still most raunchy…

Critical Sensi-Star was the afternoon of the evening of the day before, and Tijuana was the night…

…Yea, and waking up in Tijuana is nice – prolly spend all day here, watching NFL football and pile up the kief…

…back to work, swinging 9 # Hammer before breaking fast, yea, and Pineapple Knockout by noon, At this rate I’ll be breaking out the Pennywise for my bad back soon…

Bad rhymes, but the kief is good…

(Note: Imagine some wicked Old Western/Biblical Prophet type Narrator voice narrating what follows… It’ll! be sweet!!)

Narrator type vice/voice speaks the following. With pathos.

Xmas Eve means special treats for all good male, female, etc NPCs in medical nnk Piipedreams; Triple Afgooey aka Triple X or XXX – I don’t know just which, its confusing to me – , a Wicked Green Crack, and a Blue Dream X Cinderella 99 from a med-mower I know, Now, its just wait for it to snow…

…since Xmas was Blueberry, Durban Poison, Super Silver Haze, Lemon Diesel, and Green Poison wax, yea, and it was pretty not bad…

From New Years Eve eve to present was Berry White, which begat Chemdawg 4, which begat OG Diesel Kush, which begat Chernobyl,

2nd Interlude

No, not a giant name drop: Just typical dispensary days delights

End 2nd interlude

Yay (really, yay, not yea) and stuff, free random wax, and free random flower, both very nice; and did I mention, free? Yea… and yay,

Green Crack, Critical Amnesia, Cinderella Dream… d*mn straight, Skippy,

Blueberry, Critical Sensi-Star, Gooberry,