In the beginning…
…there was The Kief Report…
…and the kief was good.
First there was 3D, otherwise known as Third Dimension,
Next was Lucky Dip, some random unknown strain, also nice,
Then came the two combined. Yea, and verily, it didn’t suck,
Prior to those two was some old-school NL, but that would have had to have been from the Before Time, which sets up divine paradox… So we don’t talk about that,
Next, today, this day, yea and verily, came Purple Dogsh*t… Where do they get these names? Moving on,
After a night and a day was Gorilla Glue #4 and some random wax, worth the wait, indeed…
And so it went, with Chernobyl, which begat Dutch Treat, which begat Strawberry Cough…
Interlude
thinks, “Is this just all some giant name-drop?”
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…which begat some seriously raunchy runaway home mowed, which, being free and whatnot, did the job…
…followed, in the morning by more free shwag and whatnot, this time stepping it up to tribe-sized use, and yea, it was still most raunchy…
Critical Sensi-Star was the afternoon of the evening of the day before, and Tijuana was the night…
…Yea, and waking up in Tijuana is nice – prolly spend all day here, watching NFL football and pile up the kief…
…back to work, swinging 9 # Hammer before breaking fast, yea, and Pineapple Knockout by noon, At this rate I’ll be breaking out the Pennywise for my bad back soon…
Bad rhymes, but the kief is good…
(Note: Imagine some wicked Old Western/Biblical Prophet type Narrator voice narrating what follows… It’ll! be sweet!!)
Narrator type vice/voice speaks the following. With pathos.
Xmas Eve means special treats for all good male, female, etc NPCs in medical nnk Piipedreams; Triple Afgooey aka Triple X or XXX – I don’t know just which, its confusing to me – , a Wicked Green Crack, and a Blue Dream X Cinderella 99 from a med-mower I know, Now, its just wait for it to snow…
…since Xmas was Blueberry, Durban Poison, Super Silver Haze, Lemon Diesel, and Green Poison wax, yea, and it was pretty not bad…
From New Years Eve eve to present was Berry White, which begat Chemdawg 4, which begat OG Diesel Kush, which begat Chernobyl,
2nd Interlude
No, not a giant name drop: Just typical dispensary days delights
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Yay (really, yay, not yea) and stuff, free random wax, and free random flower, both very nice; and did I mention, free? Yea… and yay,
Green Crack, Critical Amnesia, Cinderella Dream… d*mn straight, Skippy,
Blueberry, Critical Sensi-Star, Gooberry,