note: days are hero’s age, not godville’s date.
Day 2058: Where has my goddess been all these years? I’m quite certain that I’ve been unnoticed for 2000 of these days. When the luminous one does pay attention, though, it’s nice. I’ve gotten more bricks in the last two weeks than in the last five years before. Or it feels like it.
Day 2127. I miss Sven, but I hear he’s gone to a good home. Haven’t gotten used to Tigger yet. We’ve been together less than a week.
Day 2128: My goddess tells me encourages are the holy version of hugs. I don’t believe it. Too many golden bricks to the head.
Day 2190: Temple is getting closer. Also, I’m going to celebrate my birthday right now with a lake of beer.
Day 2209 02:51 AM: My face must be glowing like this golden temple I just now finished for you, Gentle One. I have to say, it does look great!
Days 2214-2215
12:40 PM I was going to follow my dreams, but they took out a restraining order. I suppose I’ll have to find out where the sun doesn’t shine instead.
10:57 PM Finally found out where the sun doesn’t shine, and it wasn’t pretty. I definitely never want to go back there again. This reward had better be worth it. My quest to find out where the sun doesn’t shine has been completed! Got a gentleman’s club as a reward. It’s time to go and celebrate.
11:54 PM After a long night celebrating the completion of my last quest, I woke up in a strange barn with a note pinned to my shirt commanding me to complete the previous quest at a higher difficulty level. I’ll start on that right after a quick nap.
06:55 AM This difficulty level isn’t hard enough, I think I should do it at an even higher difficulty level. Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to complete the previous quest at a higher difficulty level would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this golden brick will have to suffice.
Day 2259
13:42
step 9
Ogreachiever suddenly found himself dangling upside down desperately in the air. His trophies fell onto the ground and broke into pieces.
…among which were three golden bricks…
13:44
step 17
Sparkoflife roared from the clouds, “and THATS why you DONT use “miracle” during a boss fight!! literally…thanks for nothing.”
2351
10:25 PM
I tied a friendship bracelet around my wrist, and fastened another around Tigger’s leg. Though we may never meet again, now we can be
friends until the end of time. Bye bye, Tigger!
My goddess is probably disappointed I didn’t revive him in time.
Day 2360
05:27 PM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Heffalump, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Stitch. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
Day 2599
8:03 Stitch wants to explore the mysterious realms beyond the roads we have traversed. This is where our paths must split, then. Bon voyage, noble animal. Send me a postcard!
At least he lived long enough to win me a medal before he lost his will to compete!
Day 2608
09:15 PM
I suddenly felt the urge to paint a giant X under the Grounded Hog. A few seconds later, a large anvil fell from the sky, killing it instantly. After vanquishing the Grounded Hog, I noticed a pair of tear-brimmed eyes peering out from under the bushes. Wracked by guilt, I took the baby-monster’s shaking hand and adopted it as my pet. I’ll name him Blaze.
Day 2770
01:47 PM Reported my success at the side job agency and was rewarded with a valuable prize. Got three logs for the ark and a prize chest.
01:47 PM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Luminous One.
Day 2989: I just sent Blaze to retire in comfort in my ark once he reached the peak of his accomplishments. Well done Blaze. Far too many do not survive the trials you’ve seen.
note: days are hero’s age, not godville’s date.
Day 2058: Where has my goddess been all these years? I’m quite certain that I’ve been unnoticed for 2000 of these days. When the luminous one does pay attention, though, it’s nice. I’ve gotten more bricks in the last two weeks than in the last five years before. Or it feels like it.
Day 2127. I miss Sven, but I hear he’s gone to a good home. Haven’t gotten used to Tigger yet. We’ve been together less than a week.
Day 2128: My goddess tells me encourages are the holy version of hugs. I don’t believe it. Too many golden bricks to the head.
Day 2190: Temple is getting closer. Also, I’m going to celebrate my birthday right now with a lake of beer.
Day 2209 02:51 AM: My face must be glowing like this golden temple I just now finished for you, Gentle One. I have to say, it does look great!
Days 2214-2215
12:40 PM I was going to follow my dreams, but they took out a restraining order. I suppose I’ll have to find out where the sun doesn’t shine instead.
10:57 PM Finally found out where the sun doesn’t shine, and it wasn’t pretty. I definitely never want to go back there again. This reward had better be worth it. My quest to find out where the sun doesn’t shine has been completed! Got a gentleman’s club as a reward. It’s time to go and celebrate.
11:54 PM After a long night celebrating the completion of my last quest, I woke up in a strange barn with a note pinned to my shirt commanding me to complete the previous quest at a higher difficulty level. I’ll start on that right after a quick nap.
06:55 AM This difficulty level isn’t hard enough, I think I should do it at an even higher difficulty level. Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to complete the previous quest at a higher difficulty level would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this golden brick will have to suffice.
Day 2259
13:42
step 9
Ogreachiever suddenly found himself dangling upside down desperately in the air. His trophies fell onto the ground and broke into pieces.
…among which were three golden bricks…
13:44
step 17
Sparkoflife roared from the clouds, “and THATS why you DONT use “miracle” during a boss fight!! literally…thanks for nothing.”
2351
10:25 PM
I tied a friendship bracelet around my wrist, and fastened another around Tigger’s leg. Though we may never meet again, now we can be
friends until the end of time. Bye bye, Tigger!
My goddess is probably disappointed I didn’t revive him in time.
Day 2360
05:27 PM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Heffalump, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Stitch. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
Day 2599
8:03 Stitch wants to explore the mysterious realms beyond the roads we have traversed. This is where our paths must split, then. Bon voyage, noble animal. Send me a postcard!
At least he lived long enough to win me a medal before he lost his will to compete!
Day 2608
09:15 PM
I suddenly felt the urge to paint a giant X under the Grounded Hog. A few seconds later, a large anvil fell from the sky, killing it instantly. After vanquishing the Grounded Hog, I noticed a pair of tear-brimmed eyes peering out from under the bushes. Wracked by guilt, I took the baby-monster’s shaking hand and adopted it as my pet. I’ll name him Blaze.
Day 2770
01:47 PM Reported my success at the side job agency and was rewarded with a valuable prize. Got three logs for the ark and a prize chest.
01:47 PM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Luminous One.
Day 2989: I just sent Blaze to retire in comfort in my ark once he reached the peak of his accomplishments. Well done Blaze. Far too many do not survive the trials you’ve seen.
01:57 AM
After such a glorious battle with the Vengeful Mole I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Simba, let’s go questing!
Day 3656. 3 days ago18:45
Boo just made another notch on his collar. Looks like he got his next level.
Another one in the arc!