Centuria depends on her friends to help update her chronicles, which have a character limit. A very special thank you to all my friends for passing messages onto me hugs!!*
*Random diary entries from Centuria about her & her friends:
04/01/25 19:10 Lost the coupon for free hug and received a wholesome, platonic embrace, courtesy of the local trader.
17:04 I found a coupon for a free hug stuck to my back. Guess I’ll go shopping.
03/20/25 05:41 PM Jean Paulo is truly a sight for sore eyes; my eyes ache just from looking at that outfit.
10:05 PM The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I’m weird. What a hypocrite! He’s the one painting pictures of Soraya Wellspring performing strange acts with a seed of rebellion!
03:11 PM I carry a picture of my favorite barkeep and my stag of holding in my pouch. They remind me why it’s empty.
03/15/25 10:41 AM A Ballad of Centuria Christian, the Most Valiant, faithful servant of Mommitude the Almighty.
Known far and wide is her indomitable stag of holding, Cuddles “Indomitable”, of most spirited temperament. Oft doth she boast of her legendary technique, the mighty “selfish interest”. Worlds she could save, yet chooses not to, but arrange the milestones in alphabetical order. The innkeepers of Dessertown both welcome and dread her arrival. Knows her true worth and guards this secret zealously from merchants. That’s the short of it, though our heroine claims there’s more.
10:40 AM I was resurrected in the city temple, naked, at the same time as Regeane. Awkward.
08:46 PM Flashed my gold “Hug Central” card and had a good rest in the VIP lounge.
10:01 PM Hugged Death goodbye. I always become emotional when I get resurrected.
03/03/25 03:51 PM Bluewind saw my body lying on the ground and began inscribing “R.I.P.” on a stone. I think it means “Resurrection In Progress”.
02/27/25 03:58 PM Just because the doctor has a name for my condition doesn’t mean he understands it.
item – Hug simulator
02/26/25 07:01 AM Upon leaving the hospital, the doctor said to me, “Same time next week, Centuria Christian?” Perhaps I should re-examine how much damage I take on a daily basis.
02/22/25 04:26 PM I was lying on the roadside trying to heal my wounds when Littletethis walked by and generously gave me a first aid kit. Too bad it was empty.
02/13/25 11:04 PM I was resurrected in the city temple, naked, at the same time as Leon-o. Awkward.
02/11/25 08:53 PM Entered Underwhere in triumph cheered by an adoring crowd of fans. Not sure when to tell them that my name isn’t Guyferic…
02/08/25 01:10 PM Flashed my gold “Hug Central” card and had a good rest in the VIP lounge.
05:07 PM Yes, my Lady, I do all my own stunts. Just not intentionally.
02/05/25 11:16 AM The Ghouled Medalist tried to convince me that slaying it would fracture the space-time continuum — like I care. Got 2 gold coins. (lowest coin entry)
02:44 PM The tribe of tribbles reached its critical mass and loudly transformed into something that immediately ran off into the forest. It left 16990 gold coins and a few bold things in my bag.
01/25/25 02:11 PM The Cautionary Tailor was completely eaten by the hungry tribbles. These greedy fur balls didn’t leave me a single gold coin. Hungry tribble (32 pieces)
Hungry tribble (30 pieces)
11:58 AM Due to lack of loot and money, the Question Marksman was fed to the hungry tribbles. Well, it’s not like they asked me…
01/24/25 08:10 PM Shook a couple of hungry tribbles from the loot bag and waited as they cleaned up the flesh from the beaten monster’s corpse.
08:08 PM The Legs Dealer slowly disappeared in a swarm of hungry tribbles. (8 pieces)
08:07 PM Myrkul is truly a sight for sore eyes; my eyes ache just from looking at that outfit.
07:50 PM The Blade Runner wanted to have me for lunch, but became lunch for the hungry tribbles instead. Hungry tribble (7 pieces)
05:54 PM Humming and huffing, the furry balls rolled out of my backpack towards the monster. That was the last thing that the Cereal Killer saw. Hungry tribble (6 pieces)
05:52 PM The Wookalar considered itself a predator. Until it met the hungry tribbles. Hungry tribble (5 pieces)
05:52 PM Hungry tribbles possess not only quality fur, they also conceal deadly weaponized teeth.
05:45 PM The Self-Appointed Expert was defeated by me, but eaten by hungry tribbles. Something is off here…
05:30 PM A bunch of hungry tribbles jumped out from my loot bag and ate the monster’s corpse and all its loot. I wouldn’t want to be in your place, poor Hot Air Buffoon. (Hungry tribble 4 pieces)
05:23 PM Hungry tribbles ate the lock, stock, barrel and the loot from the Inner Child as well.
01/23/25 05:34 PM Chihiro Fujisaki came in and attacked the merchant, screaming about a fake healing potion. In the confusion, I took a flash mop from the counter.
01/22/25 03:07 PM Showed that greed kills by crushing the 3D Sprinter with my loot bag. Greedily pocketed its “Free Shrugs” sign and 38 gold coins.
11:55 AM The tribe of tribbles reached its critical mass and loudly transformed into some creepy thing that immediately ran off. Found 14441 gold coins in my inventory.
01/21/25 Tribbles (31 pieces)
01/20/25 02:58 PM Saw Feralda fighting a Mystery Guest. I waved. The monster waved back. Awkward.
01/19/25 08:24 AM Explained to Crotonbyrd that I didn’t know where the correct path was either.
01/14/25 Hooray! The guild’s leader has chosen Last Resort as the location for the guild’s headquarters. This news should spread throughout Godville in a day or so.
01/12/25 06:08 PM Climbed a tree to avoid the Life Insurance Salesman. Met Minlic avoiding her own problems.
01/09/25 08:41 AM IOU one diary entry. — Centuria Christian
12/21/24 04:31 AM The gang of tribbles indicated that this was their stop and finally hopped out of my backpack, leaving 13814 coins as a tip.
06/15/24 08:29 AM “♡ Hugs & much love! ® ♡” — such a wonderful phrase. It means no worries, for the rest of your days!
05/12/23 12:20 PM Centuria Christian gave me a potent placebo for my hypochondria. At last, someone takes me seriously! Recliner
02/05/23 12:31 Centuria Christian showed up at the shop to play with Iapetus. S624
05:06 AM Now I know I’m getting old. The doctor told me that they’ve discontinued my blood type.
02/04/23 05:26 AM A silly yellow bear gave me a hug, restoring several pixels of my health.
01/30/23 09:36 PM Asked a healer if he could stitch me up. He looked at me and said that he wasn’t very good at jigsaw puzzles, but he’d try anyway. (I miss you, Papaw)
01/18/23 13:26 Hey, this is our Love Bug! Sacrificed a shavings account to our totem beast and was granted the protection of an aura of totemism.
11/10/22 09:51 Gave myself a hug to make myself feel better. Worked wonders.
09/19/21 03:14 AM My Lady, do you know what day is today? Remember, how you created me years ago?
09/13/21 05:13 p.m. Channeled my love from within and delivered a brutal hug to the monster. It suffered from a few moments of air deprivation. Thank you for the kindness, my Lord!
03/20/21 10:23 Saw Centuria Christian stop to write in her diary. I felt like doing the same — perhaps it’s contagious.
03/20/21 08:33 Met Centuria Christian and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health.
03/19/21 08:40 PM Raven Lunatic jumped in front of me and yelled, “Interception!” as the healing ray descended from the heavens. Please try it again, Most Righteous One, she’s gone now!
10/10/20 07:14 AM Bought off the monster with a gold coin.
09/02/20 04:35 PM It took a little longer than expected because of all the Stop signs.
Finally completed my quest to visit enough signs to learn sign language. Got some experience and a golden brick after a long, draggy cutscene.
08/11/20 What horrifying stories are hidden in the diary of Centuria Christian? Read more on the next page!
05/22/20 04:23 AM The Regenerating Degenerate screamed, “♡ Hugs & much love! ® ♡” and perished. Hey, that’s my line!
05/19/20 11:34 PM Is ‘♡ Hugs & much love! ® ♡’ really such a good battle cry? Will it strike fear into the hearts of my enemies and comfort me on cold, lonely nights?
Godville Times
edition #3415, day #3659
Hug Central is in the 45th position in the pantheon of unity, unlikely though it seems. “huggernaut” — that’s how elites of this guild like to call themselves. The chief totem aura supervisor here is the Chesthugger. Guild’s current favorite place to party is “Drunken Clam”.
05/02/20 12:34 PM Met up with Raven Lunatic who showed me some weapon tips. It turns out that I’ve been using the wrong end.
05/01/20 12:34 AM The Huggernaut swore it would bring my mortality to an abrupt conclusion. Not sure what that means, but I’ll die before I let it happen!
04/25/20 11:35 PM Raven Lunatic jumped in front of me and yelled, “Interception!” as the healing ray descended from the heavens. Please try it again, Most Righteous One, she’s gone now!
04/25/20 06:20 PM Trïëd tö mäkë my dïäry löök mörë ïntërnätïönäl by äddïng ïn ëxträ döts.
04/25/20 03:02 Centuria Christian told me that even the most stingy traders would bite at the bag of trophies. If that’s true, the fish will bite for sure. Brinjal
04/03/20 10:40 Centuria Christian told me that one day my princess will come. Well, if she’s anything like me, she is lost and too stubborn to ask for directions. Hankvi Guidza
03/16/20 06:13 PM Centuria Christian sat on a wall, Centuria Christian had a great fall… Oops! I’ve broken my wooden brick.
03/16/20 Please never stop hugging. 🤗 Chihiro Fujisaki
03/15/20 Famous Heroes of Godville Times today! Edition #3354, Day 3598 g.e.
Centuria Christian — 104th-level adventurer, member of the “Hug Central” guild, with the motto “♡ Hugs & much love! ® ♡”, stands at the 35th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Mommitude. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.
12/19/19 02:03 PM Augy saw me planting some bird seeds. He said it was cuckoo, but I’m hoping for canaries just like the picture shows on the bag.
11/13/19 10:40 PM Ran into Raven Lunatic. We both immediately pulled out our diaries. I thought I was the only one who did that!
11/05/19 Side Job: Breed a tribble (0%)
11/01/19 07:35 PM I saw Stevaloid fighting a Copyrighted Character. I waved, and the monster waved back. Awkward.
10/13/19 08:58 AM Saw a really cool item at a great price, but Lunairy wanted it too, so I let her buy it instead.
10/13/19 05:47 AM Saw a really cool item at a great price, but WeeFree Joey wanted it too, so I let him buy it instead.
10/12/19 08:18 AM Attempted to take the high road. Fell.
10/05/19 12:10 PM Awesome Sods gave me a potent placebo for my hypochondria. At last, someone takes me seriously!
10/04/19 16:12 Tried to sing the Chesthugger a soothing lullaby to make it sleep so I could escape. Shockingly, its head exploded instead. Earned 6 gold coins from the musical interlude. Alizii
10/03/19 08:18 AM I saw Guru0 fighting a Star Shrek. I waved, and the monster waved back. Awkward.
09/21/19 06:41 PM Ran into Centuria Christian. Now we both have a headache. Recliner
09/20/19 04:54 PM Trained Sooba to strike a fierce and intimidating pose when I yell “♡ Hugs & much love! ® ♡”. Now we’ll really look like a team!
09/17/19 elected Hug Central guild leader Brinjal – Congratulations @Mommitude! \(◕‿◕)/
09/17/19 09:24 AM The doctor was running late, so Finklemeyer and I discussed our ailments while waiting. Our symptoms are so similar!
09/15/19 08:37 AM “Hug Central” signs appeared on all the walls and buildings in town in glowing paint. This will show the other guilds that Godville is our territory now, at least until they paint it over again.
09/09/19 11:02 PM Climbed a tree to avoid the Disgruntled Postal Clerk. Met Azrath Bunny avoiding his own problems.
09/03/19 11:29 PM Faced with the choice of listening to the full recount of my chronicles or jumping into a nearby volcano, the Disgruntled Customer went for the less painful option, leaving behind a boonbox.
09/03/19 10:43 PM Argued with Nemesis – about who my “Learn LISP in 24 Centuries” book truly belonged to. Cut it in half to prove it was mine.
08/31/19 03:39 AM Finklemeyer jumped in front of me and yelled, “Interception!” as the healing ray descended from the heavens. Please try it again, my Goddess, he’s gone now!
08/29/19 09:50 PM Stealthily followed Centuria Christian to see if she knew a secret shortcut, but she just seemed to walk in circles. Eventually I caught up to her and asked what she’d been doing, and she sheepishly admitted she’d been following me, looking for a secret shortcut… Recliner
08/28/19 09:06 PM Chewy viciously snuggled up to the enemy, striking it with high voltage charges of static electricity.
08/27/19 11:22 AM I heard Centuria Christian talk about her new Dirt Devil boots, so I searched for a Dirt Devil and killed it, only to realize it wasn’t wearing boots. Silly monster! (Augnoramous)
08/25/19 07:28 PM Who is that staggering toward me? Is it WeeFree Joey? Is it the “Hug Central” guild leader? No, it’s just a Postman of the Apocalypse! Why is that less scary to me?
08/14/19 06:51 PM Met up with Centuria Christian who showed me some weapon tips. Recliner
08/14/19 10:19 PM Found a garden full of healing herbs. Gnawed on everything, regardless of the very scary scarecrow in the middle.
08/14/19 06:44 AM I carefully examined my pet, trying to figure out how he heals so quickly. Chewy happily wagged his tail and yawned in my face.
08/14/19 03:55 AM They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay with a hug?
08/13/19 07:04 PM Finished the special guild task, but it looks like there is more to it. Now I need to trim down the city lawn. Kallexie
08/11/19 03:13 PM Met Heybaybay. Fondly recalled the last time we partied together. Then we remembered what happened afterwards, and vowed never to speak of it ever again.
08/01/19 02:55 PM Chewy nibbled on the Interloping Antelope’s feet, causing massive tickling damage.
07/22/19 Hug Central is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 47th place in the pantheon of popularity. Rumor says there are about 29 of them. Veterans in this guild call themselves “huggernaut”. All time favorite of this guild is Chesthugger. Guild’s admission tests include proficiency with the “disarming smile” skill. Godville Times Edition 3117, day 3361 g.e.
07/05/19 Centuria achieved the rank of Huggernaut in Hug Central guild! (second time) 💛
06/07/19 07:14 AM Fell into another hero’s trap. I would have been injured, but Azrath Bunny was lying at the bottom and broke my fall.
05/30/19 09:25 AM I was following Centuria Christian when she turned around and said, “You shouldn’t be following me, I’m lost too.” Recliner
05/05/19 09:09 PM I didn’t trip. I simply attacked the ground with my face.
05/04/19 04:13 PM Met Brooke13 on the roadside. She has such great equipment, and I just have this crappy outfit. Bad luck?
03/30/19 08:51 AM Gaylahad saw my body lying on the ground and began inscribing “R.I.P.” on a stone. I think it means “Resurrection In Progress”.
03/30/19 08:26 AM Ran into WeeFree Joey. Well, ran through him, actually. He was terrified! Why wasn’t I this fearsome when I was alive, Mighty One?
03/24/19 09/18/19 22:51 Met Centuria Christian today. We traded stories of our death experiences. It’s amazing how many ways a hero can die.
03/23/19 01:37 AM I’m currently dead, Chewy. There is leftover pizza for your lunch. Love, Centuria Christian.
03/09/19 05:24 As the Radioactivist breathed its last, it sighed, “I can’t believe it was somebody from Hug Central.” Ursina
02/10/19 06:04 AM My beloved Chewy crept up behind the monster and barked loudly. Judging by the shocked look on its face, the Time Consumer isn’t in such a hurry to kill me anymore.
01/25/19 11:35 AM Met Centuria Christian. Borrowed some food and a few bottles of healing water. Feeling much better now. Augnoramous
01/01/19 04:56 AM Met Pennye Blossom and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health.
12/26/18 Roll the snowman back to the North Pole before he becomes extinct (completed)
12/10/18 06:33 AM RogueGrunt jumped in front of me and yelled, “Interception!” as the healing ray descended from the heavens. Please try it again, Great One, he’s gone now!
12/08/18 The Romanticore was preparing to finish me off when it glimpsed my guild badge and said, “Hug Central? Why didn’t you say so?”. It patted me kindly on the head and smiled as I stumbled away.
10/23/18 07:12 AM The Grounded Hog squeaked, “You started it!” as its life slipped away. Stuffed 100 gold coins in my pockets before slowly backing off.
10/06/18 07:41 AM Swung Spot by his tail and launched him into battle. He tore the Info Superhighwayman to shreds, leaving a creature comforter and 31 coins behind. I may have to sleep with one eye open tonight, but it was totally worth it.
09/16/18 12:54 PM Hopped on Spot’s back and took a quick but bumpy ride. I really should get a saddle made to fit this double dragon.
09/05/18 11:08 PM Spot graciously gave me a quick ride on his back. I gave him a big hug as thanks.
09/03/18 02/09/18 07:04 AM Most Righteous One, I just re-counted the pairs and I think the ark now has a thousand of them. We’re not going to cram another thousand in there, are we?
07/25/18 Quest #3000: : Realize there is no quest (epic) (78%)
05/25/18 03:29 PM Met Ueber-Mensch and borrowed his diary to read. I edited several entries to make it more appealing.
05/17/18 08:34 PM
05/17/18 05:51 PM Spot viciously snuggled up to the enemy, striking it with high voltage charges of static electricity. Quest #2924: : Harness the power of static electricity (completed) (100%)
05/11/18 06:26 PM Met Messi20 and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health.
05/11/18 04:58 PM Attended Awesome Sods’s funeral again. A passing Social Security Guard prodded me in the back and said, “You’re next.”
05/11/18 04:54 PM Fell into another hero’s trap. I would have been injured, but Vroni Ka was lying at the bottom and broke my fall.
05/10/18 06:25 AM Met Vroni Ka and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health.
05/10/18 07:53 PM The doctor was running late, so Pippee and I discussed our ailments while waiting. Our symptoms are so similar!
04/22/18 07:59 PM The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I’m weird. What a hypocrite! He’s the one painting pictures of Nemesis – performing strange acts with a vampire’s mirror!
04/21/18 09:09 AM Saw BuzzdLytBeer running from a Firebreathing Dragoon while I was fleeing from the Great Caesar’s Ghost. We joined forces and bravely fled together.
04/19/18 05:20 AM Oooohhhh! Now I get it. Hehehe. That was a funny joke Messi20 told me yesterday.
04/15/18 11:21 AM With its last breath, the defeated Peace Corpse coughed up Cruella Devill and died. She looked a little shaken up, but handed me a “Your deity loves you!” poster and 16 coins she found in its belly as a thank you for saving her.
04/15/18 05:52 AM Hello, my Lady. This is Centuria Christian calling to ask for your help. Please let me introduce this special offer of 7 gold coins.
04/14/18 01:00 AM Ran into Wolfiepup and noticed that he also has a piece of string tied around his finger. Did we make a pact?
04/13/18 07:21 PM Ran into Lady Door. She distracted the monster with some magic tricks, giving me time for a quick prayer.
04/13/18 07:21 PM BlueStapler jumped in front of me and yelled, “Interception!” as the healing ray descended from the heavens. Please try it again, my Lady, he’s gone now!
04/04/18 18:39 Met Centuria Christian and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health. (Arona Almighty)
04/01/18 06:16 AM Walked up to a nearby Worthy Opponent and in a conspiratorial voice whispered: “♡ ®!evol hcum & sguH ♡”. The monster went pale with fear and ran away, leaving behind a bag of gold coins.
04/01/18 06:15 AM ¡noʎ ʎouuɐ oʇ ʇsnɾ uʍop ǝp!sdn ʎɹʇuǝ s!ɥʇ ǝʇoɹʍ I ’ʎʇɥƃ!ɯl∀ ʎǝH
03/30/18 06:44 AM Climbed a tree to avoid the File Executioner. Met Toresh avoiding his own problems.
03/28/18 23:29 Yelled “Warm hugs!! :3 ❤” into the night. Paid 812 gold coins as a compensation for waking half the town. Pandarius Pandaren
03/25/18 22:51 Met Centuria Christian today. We traded stories of our death experiences. It’s amazing how many ways a hero can die. Nogrorikam
03/14/18 Named second place in the Open Bar guild St. Patrick’s Day Karaoke singing contest.
03/10/18 04:55 AM Met Bertha Tuton and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health.
03/08/18 07:48 Ran into Centuria Christian. I must remember to look where I’m going when I’m heroically retreating from a battle.
03/04/18 08:59 AM Jumped out to ambush a passing Tenacious Bee, which turned out to be Stevaloid in some outlandish armor! We had a good laugh about it, and I managed not to tell him how silly he looked. Pippypie
02/28/18 15:40 Centuria Christian gave me a potent placebo for my hypochondria. At last, someone takes me seriously! Shadow Sloth
02/28/18 08:37 AM While the enemy was taking a time-out, Centuria Christian helped me cleanse my wounds and fed me some deliciously fresh buns. Cassia Rainsonne
02/26/18 12:01 AM Saw Dathon lying in the field, quivering, shaking and looking close to death. I knew exactly what to do! One beer later, and my friend was up and good to go.
02/25/18 08:52 AM Met The Drifter. Borrowed some food and a few bottles of healing water. Feeling much better now.
02/25/18 08:48 AM Saw my old friend Hellhur Reed snoozing by the side of the road. I quickly drew a silly mustache on his face and ran off giggling, but then felt bad, returned, and left 128 gold coins in his pocket to compensate for my poor drawing skills.
02/24/18 09:33 AM Met Justin112 and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health.
02/24/18 09:23 AM Velfox took the monster aside, giving me plenty of time to get away. Don’t worry Hydracula, I’ll get you next time!
02/23/18 11:50 Hugged a tree. It felt good, but I don’t think the relationship’s going anywhere. Brinjal
02/19/18 15:41 Centuria Christian told me that the best way to avoid a post-binge hangover is to never stop drinking. Genius! Should have thought of that myself. Nogrorikam
02/17/18 Named first place winner in the Open Bar guild Valentine’s Day Karaoke singing contest, Wyvern won 2nd place and Cassia won 3rd.
02/17/18 03:26 PM Gerald the Drunkard gave me a potent placebo for my hypochondria. At last, someone takes me seriously!
02/16/18 08:25 PM Met Evangelione and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health.
2/14/18 07:38 PM Met Yambag resting by the wayside and borrowed his diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.
2/06/18 07:58 PM Sometimes I think about Gratch, but most of the time I don’t.
2/06/18 10:48 PM With its last breath, the defeated Evangelical Atheist coughed up Centuria Christian and died. She looked a little shaken up, but handed me a sign of peace and 8 gold coins she found in its belly as a thank you for saving her. Derelict Red
1/29/18 10:38 Met Centuria Christian and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health. Kyta S Indigo
01/27/18 08:38 PM Met up with Mighty Klaus who showed me some weapon tips.
01/26/18 09:42 PM Lailah gave me a potent placebo for my hypochondria. At last, someone takes me seriously!
01/24/18 10:18 PM Met Herald the Hero and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health.
01/21/18 22:50 Saw Centuria Christian running from a Styrofoam Cop while I was fleeing from the Whippersnapper. We joined forces and bravely fled together. Lady Ruthless
01/21/18 07:41 Passed Alixxia on the road. She said I was going the wrong way. Like she knows where I’m going!
01/14/18 09:28 PM Sent a homing pigeon with an elbow room generator attached to it for Gary-Sue. Just passed by an Evil Overlord roasting a pigeon…
01/12/18 08:38 PM Stealthily followed Lady Door to see if she knew a secret shortcut, but she just seemed to walk in circles. Eventually I caught up to her and asked what she’d been doing, and she sheepishly admitted she’d been following me, looking for a secret shortcut…
01/06/18 04:46 AM Met Foppel as we were walking from milestone to milestone. He worships a false god, but otherwise seems to be a decent sort of chap. I shall pray for his soul.
12/31/17 10:33 PM The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I’m weird. What a hypocrite! He’s the one painting pictures of Rephi performing strange acts with a brainstorm forecast!
12/25/17 07:22 AM Rescued Nennekin from the bottom of a deep well. Apparently he was on a quest to build a chimney but had managed to get the plans upside-down.
12/24/17 11:05 PM Met Words today. We traded stories of our death experiences. It’s amazing how many ways a heroine can die.
12/13/17 09:48 PM Met Nemesis – and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health.
12/12/17 06:58 PM Met up with Somn and challenged her to see who could kick a wasp’s nest the furthest. We both lost.
12/12/17 06:55 PM YoRHa No-2 Type B saw me planting some bird seeds. She said it was cuckoo, but I’m hoping for canaries just like the picture shows on the bag.
12/08/17 03:23 PM Sent a homing pigeon with a web browser attached to it for Vetryanka. Just passed by a Sir Caustic roasting a pigeon…
12/02/17 03:15 PM Couldn’t walk past the “Kleptomart” shop without stopping. Who is the owner here? Kaylfang? I read about her in the pantheons yesterday!
11/26/17 Centuria ranked in the top 40 of Godville Times Bingo.
11/26/17 :) 07:53 PM Saw a really cool item at a great price, but Centuria Christian wanted it too, so I let her buy it instead. Augnoramous
11/25/17 12:58 AM What a surprise! Hymulus stopped by to visit me. We chatted over a few drinks of healing potions.
11/25/17 12:48 AM Momzilla gave me a potent placebo for my hypochondria. At last, someone takes me seriously!
11/24/17 Finally reached Saint, 1st rank for encouraging my hero 10,000 times. Took over seven years of game play and 250 charges spent over the course of the last month alone.
11/21/17 11:04 PM Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest and met Pippee there. Drank from mugs to celebrate the lucky meeting and smoked a peace-pipe. Lost track of time.
11/16/17 23:59 I saw Centuria Christian completing the crossword. On closer inspection she’d just written “Stop messing around and get a wepon” in the boxes. Some people really need to get out more. Shadow Sloth
11/15/17 02:47 PM Hey, this is our Chesthugger! Sacrificed some bad fanfiction to our totem beast and was granted the protection of an aura of totemism.
11/14/17 09:59 Met Centuria Christian outside the hospital with a broken arm. Signed her cast with “Mathematical!!!”. Lady Ruthless
11/11/17 04:33 PM Great One, I know you are the one, true and only goddess and all other gods and goddesses are an anathema to you. But Aster Esmeralda’s “false” deity seems to heal her a lot more and punish her a lot less than you do. Just saying.
11/09/17 04:30 AM Heredos ran out of the bushes shouting, “Centuria Christian, I’m coming!” but proceeded to trip and roll head over heels into a gully. Well, you know what they say — if you want something done right, do it yourself.
11/06/17 08:12 PM Justin112 ran out of the bushes shouting, “Centuria Christian, I’m coming!” but proceeded to trip and roll head over heels into a gully. Well, you know what they say — if you want something done right, do it yourself.
11/05/17 09:54 PM The doctor was running late, so Lailah and I discussed our ailments while waiting. Our symptoms are so similar!
11/04/17 03:35 PM Met Pennye Blossom during a rest by the wayside and borrowed her diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.
11/01/17 06:33 Met Centuria Christian and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health. Ursina
10/24/17 11:40 PM Saw a really cool item at a great price, but Centuria Christian wanted it too, so I let her buy it instead. Augnoramous
10/18/17 07:51 PM Kaylfang charges 340 gold coins admission fee for her “Kleptomart” shop and gives a free lottery ticket. Today that ticket won me one log for the ark!
10/10/17 08:40 PM A majestic angel descended and started stitching up Hang Abel nearby. I’m really glad he survived, Great One, but what about me?
10/08/17 21:45 Met Centuria Christian outside the hospital with a broken arm. Signed her cast with “Mathematical!!!”. Lady Ruthless
10/06/17 05/10/17 09:48 AM With its last breath, the defeated Rockin’ Troll coughed up Pinkie Wec and died. She looked a little shaken up, but handed me a chunk of concrete evidence and 37 gold coins she found in its belly as a thank you for saving her.
10/02/17 07:59 PM Couldn’t walk past the “Kleptomart” shop without stopping. Who is the owner here? Kaylfang? I read about her in the pantheons yesterday!
09/27/17 11:02 Met Centuria Christian. Borrowed some food and a few bottles of healing water. Feeling much better now. Lady Ruthless
09/26/17 07:31 PM Found Pinkie Wec stranded at the bottom of a bear trap. Carefully avoided jumping into the trap myself, and instead fell into a nearby pit while looking for assistance.
09/20/17 10:37 Saw Centuria Christian lying in the field, quivering, shaking and looking close to death. I knew exactly what to do! One beer later, and my friend was up and good to go. Shadow Sloth
09/13/17 05:02 With its last breath, the defeated Supersonic Woodpecker coughed up Centuria Christian and died. She looked a little shaken up, but handed me a token of gratitude and 41 coins she found in its belly as a thank you for saving her. Shadow Sloth
08/24/17 09:20 PM Met up with Lailah and challenged her to see who could kick a wasp’s nest the furthest. We both lost.
08/23/17 10:14 PM I can never understand these roadside historical markers. Who is Ye Yue of The Field of Special Magic, and why should I care that she died here?
08/22/17 07:59 PM I can never understand these roadside historical markers. Who is Kofa of Silly Cone Valley, and why should I care that he died here?
08/21/17 10:47 PM The doctor was running late, so Centuria Christian and I discussed our ailments while waiting. Our symptoms are so similar! Augnoramous
08/19/17 04:13 PM They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay with a hug?
08/19/17 06:03 AM Met Toresh in the shop looking for a purchase. He gave me some tips on how to dress. Apparently I look much better with this new neighborhood watch!
08/18/17 05:57 AM Dadamighty charges 278 coins admission fee for his “Bricks and Mortar” shop and gives a free lottery ticket. Today that ticket won me one log for the ark!
08/04/17 00:22 While the enemy was taking a time-out, Centuria Christian helped me cleanse my wounds and fed me some deliciously fresh buns. Yofi
08/01/17 06:02 PM Saw a really cool item at a great price, but Dumb Bill wanted it too, so I let him buy it instead.
07/28/17 06:06 PM A merchant got mad after Cuddles started chewing on some of his merchandise. He told me that the only way to pay him back for the damages is to sit in a tavern and write fake diary entries. That seems reasonable.
07/19/17 07:48 PM Met Centuria Christian and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health. Augnoramous
07/12/17 07:31 PM Good old Konekomaru took a look at my taxes and saved me 332 coins. I never knew pet treats and beer were justifiable business expenses.
07/08/17 06:38 PM Krenix told me that even the most stingy traders would bite at the chaos engine. If that’s true, the fish will bite for sure.
07/01/17 Featured for the very first in the Godville Times! Centuria Christian – 88th-level adventurer, member of the “Hug Central” guild, with the motto “♡Hugs & much love!®♡”, stands at the 20th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Mommitude. Her worst enemy – a Zy Goat. Favorite trophy – something that looks like a speeding ticket. She is also a huge fan of Los Adminos’s pubs. _A very special thank you to Ursina, Portico, Brinjal, Jimbob64, The Mighty Stang & Hairplug4men for bringing it to my attention!
07/01/17 09:24 PM Ran into Raven George. He distracted the monster with some magic tricks, giving me time for a quick prayer.
06/25/17 07:54 PM Cuddles refused to let me ride him until I lose some weight. I snorted resentfully.
06/24/17 05:58 PM Cuddles roared loudly and charged at the Stalking Horse, but stumbled and fell. Yes, that’s definitely my alpha centaur.
06/22/17 10:43 PM Bertha Tuton stopped by and gave me a hug. Life is beautiful!
06/21/17 05:39 PM Aroes came in and attacked the merchant, screaming about a fake healing potion. In the confusion, I took a ZPG controller from the counter.
06/19/17 07:32 PM This looks like a job for Anita P Nao! Retreat!
06/13/17 23:04 I saw Centuria Christian completing the crossword. On closer inspection she’d just written “Reality is the result of severe psychedelic deficiency.” in the boxes. Some people really need to get out more. Krox
06/11/17 05:29 AM Couldn’t believe the trader didn’t notice Cuddles’s teeth marks on my dead pet rock! Managed to keep a straight face as he gave me 168 gold coins.
06/05/17 06:22 AM Took a nap on Cuddles’s warm furry back, and woke up many, many milestones further down the road. I should travel business class more often.
06/04/17 01:27 PM Linnea First-Evolved gave me a potent placebo for my hypochondria. At last, someone takes me seriously!
05/28/17 09:15 PM Waved my “Hug Central” badge in the surgeon’s face, showing off my guild status, and got patched up for free.
05/27/17 08:39 PM I heard a nearby Evil Twin yell “♡Hugs & much love!®♡”. You can assault me, kill me, take all of my gold and items, but when you steal the motto that I worked so hard to coin, that’s when it’s personal! It’s on now!
05/24/17 12:28 PM Dassha Malcanthe asked me if I could finish her quest to measure the weight of responsibility for her. I’d do anything to help a frie… Hey! She hasn’t even started!
05/23/17 07:32 PM Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest and met Littletethis there. Drank from mugs to celebrate the lucky meeting and smoked a peace-pipe. Lost track of time.
05/21/17 05:40 PM Cuddles sat on the sidelines, batting his eyelashes and looking super cute. As soon as the Fail Whale turned its back to him, Cuddles struck it from behind with a tire iron. Good alpha centaur, you’ve always been very crafty.
05/18/17 12:59 AM Cuddles got tired of my constant dawdling, grabbed me by the neck and dragged me at top speed for several miles. He can be a real jerk sometimes.
05/16/17 09:26 PM Walked up to a nearby Spectral Spectre and in a conspiratorial voice whispered: “♡Hugs & much love!®♡”. The monster went pale with fear and ran away, leaving behind a bag of gold coins.
05/14/17 08:15 AM Carried Cuddles on my shoulders, so that he could see over the tall grass and alert me to possible danger. So far he’s alerted me to a ball of yarn, a dead pigeon and a lady alpha centaur…
05/14/17 03:17 AM Fell into another hero’s trap. I would have been injured, but BuzzdLytBeer was lying at the bottom and broke my fall.
05/13/17 06:01 AM A pouch with 333 gold coins in it fell from the sky onto the trader’s counter. He gleefully claimed it, then grumbled and handed it over when I pointed out the “Property of Centuria Christian” tag.
05/12/17 08:42 PM Repeatedly chanted, “♡Hugs & much love!®♡” to boost my morale, but realized a little too late that it was an incantation to summon a Notary of Death. To battle!
05/12/17 01:50 Argued with Centuria Christian about who my window shopping catalog truly belonged to. Cut it in half to prove it was mine. Shadow Sloth
05/10/17 09:47 PM Stealthily followed Galldemort to see if he knew a secret shortcut, but he just seemed to walk in circles. Eventually I caught up to him and asked what he’d been doing, and he sheepishly admitted he’d been following me, looking for a secret shortcut…
05/09/17 18:51 What a surprise! Centuria Christian stopped by to visit me. We chatted over a few drinks of healing potions. Krox
05/06/17 04:56 PM Fell into another hero’s trap. I would have been injured, but Dumb Bill was lying at the bottom and broke my fall.
05/01/17 08:52 AM Cuddles graciously gave me a quick ride on his back. I gave him a big hug as thanks.
04/28/16 07:44 Channeled my love from within and delivered a brutal hug to the monster. It suffered from a few moments of air deprivation. Thank you for the kindness, my Lord! Faradur of the Sloth
04/27/17 10:41 PM Yambag told me that even the most stingy traders would bite at the philosopher’s stone. If that’s true, the fish will bite for sure.
04/27/17 03:22 AM Met Vetryanka during a rest by the wayside and borrowed her diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.
04/21/17 07:08 PM Trained Cuddles to strike a fierce and intimidating pose when I yell “♡Hugs & much love!®♡”. Now we’ll really look like a team!
04/21/17 13:54 What a surprise! Centuria Christian stopped by to visit me. We chatted over a few drinks of living water. Ursina
04/19/17 08:43 PM A majestic angel descended and started stitching up Diamand nearby. I’m really glad he survived, Omnipotent One, but what about me?
10/18/16 Saw my old friend Centuria Christian snoozing by the side of the road. I quickly drew a silly mustache on her face and ran off giggling, but then felt bad, returned, and left 76 gold coins in her pocket to compensate for my poor drawing skills. Thorbjoern
10/16/16 Suddenly, an atomic bon-bon cried out “Centuria Christian! You came back for me!”, and leapt off the shelves, into my arms. I’m sure there’s a simple explanation, but I don’t know what it is.
10/16/16 BlueStapler came in and attacked the merchant, screaming about a fake healing potion. In the confusion, I took a voodoo action figure from the counter.
10/16/16 Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest, but encountered Shtex there. We built a little field altar and prayed to our gods. Maybe we should build a pantheon next time.
10/01/16 Bark, bark, arf, woof… what?! Who wrote this? Cuddles, get your own diary!
10/01/16 Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest, but encountered Vale Cliff there. We built a little field altar and prayed to our gods. Maybe we should build a pantheon next time.
09/30/16 Divine enlightenment politely made it clear that I was calling my pet by the wrong name all this time. I’ll be calling him Cuddles from now on! first time to rename a pet
09/27/16 Elriana ran out of the bushes shouting, “Centuria Christian, I’m coming!” then crashed into a tree, knocking herself unconscious. Well, you know what they say — if you want something done right, do it yourself.
09/27/16 Who is that, staggering toward me? Is it Centuria Christian? Is it the “The Forsakens Lament” guild leader? No, it’s just a Software Giant! Why is that less scary to me? Malice Red
09/25/16 Met Centuria Christian and borrowed her diary to read. I edited several entries to make it more appealing. Tom312
09/18/16 What a surprise! Albea stopped by to visit me. We spoke over a few drinks of iodine solution.
09/15/16 I am Centuria Christian, and I approve this message.
09/11/16 Met Centuria Christian and worked out a new secret handshake around the campfire. Can’t wait to show everybody! PippyPie
09/08/16 Met Centuria Christian, and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health. PippyPie
08/25/16 Who is that, staggering toward me? Is it Hymulus? Is it the “Hug Central” guild leader? No, it’s just a Caterpillar of Strength! Why is that less scary to me? The Rob
08/23/16 Catnipp ran out of the bushes shouting “Centuria Christian, I’m coming!”, tripped over a tree root, and fell on the ground, knocking herself out cold. Well, you know what they say — if you want something done right, do it yourself.
08/23/16 Centuria Christian stopped by and gave me a hug. Life is beautiful! PippyPie
08/19/16 I saw Ezekiel Of Grandonia fighting an Average Foe. I waved, and the monster waved back. Awkward.
08/16/16 Centuria reached Huggernaut rank in Hug Central guild!
08/13/16 With its last breath the defeated Jelly Golem coughed up Centuria Christian and died. She looked a little shaken up, but handed me a continuum transfunctioner and 13 coins she found in its belly as a thank you for saving her. PippyPie
08/11/16 Centuria Christian stopped by and gave me a hug. Life is beautiful! Tom312
08/10/16 Moldy15 ran out of the bushes shouting “Centuria Christian, I’m coming!” and suddenly fell into a hidden pit. As usual, I have to do everything myself.
08/06/16 Hopped on Cuddles’s back and took a quick but bumpy ride. I really should get a saddle made that can fit this alpha centaur.
08/02/16 Met Centuria Christian, and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health. Yofi
07/28/16 Cuddles got tired of my constant dawdling, grabbed me by the neck and dragged me at top speed for several miles. He can be a real jerk sometimes.
07/27/16 “The Octopuss in Boots was preparing to finish me off when it glimpsed my guild badge and said “Hug Central? Why didn’t you say so?”, patted me kindly on the head, and smiled as I stumbled away.”
07/26/16 Sometimes I think about Centuria Christian, but most of the time I don’t. Vactz
07/25/16 Played a game of fetch with Cuddles and somehow lost. I think I need to come up with a new strategy next time.
07/23/16 Did I just see Cuddles rushing at the monster croaking “♡Hugs & much love!®♡!?”
07/21/16 I was riding on Cuddles until a traffic guard told me to refrain from riding until I procure a alpha centaur riding license.
06/13/16 A majestic angel descended and started stitching up Moldy15 nearby. I’m really glad he survived, Luminous One, but what about me?
05/20/16 The doctor was running late, so Stevaloid and I discussed our ailments while waiting. Our symptoms are so similar!
05/17/16 Passed Nennekin on the road. He said I was going the wrong way. Like he knows where I’m going!
04/06/16 Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest, but encountered Holdwine there. We built a little field altar and prayed to our gods. Maybe we should build a pantheon next time.
04/06/16 Met up with Toresh and challenged him to see who could kick a wasp’s nest the furthest. We both lost.
04/05/16 Ran into Queen Flora. We both immediately pulled out our diaries. I thought I was the only one who did that!
03/21/16 Centuria Christian jumped in front of me and yelled, “Interception!” as the healing ray descended from the heavens. Please try it again, Soul Supreme, she’s gone now! Myqpalzm
03/06/16 Warned Vetryanka not to go into the dark-looking cave, but she went anyway. Brave heroine. Brave, stupid heroine. Thorbjoern
11/30/15 Justin112 suddenly rushed past me, barked “Hi”, and finished off the High Horse. I’d better make more friends, it seems they can come in handy.
11/24/15 With its last breath the defeated Daymare coughed up Eran Jeager and died. He looked a little shaken up, but handed me a molecular cell phone and 38 coins he found in its belly as a thank you for saving him.
11/11/15 I was lying on the roadside trying to heal my wounds when Eran Jeager walked by and generously gave me a first aid kit. Too bad it was empty.
11/02/15 A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Exalted One.
10/08/15 The trader suddenly congratulated me on being the first customer on his anniversary and rewarded me with an alchemical transmuter. Odd, I could have sworn this was the same shop that Big Al Shoeless said gave him the same gift yesterday.
09/21/15 Climbed a tree to avoid the First Person Shooter. Met Lord Wafflington avoiding his own problems.
09/19/15 06:18 Climbed a tree to avoid the Piggy Banker. Met Anterras avoiding his own problems.
09/12/15 06:22 PM The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I’m weird. What a hypocrite! He’s the one painting pictures of Centuria Christian performing strange acts with an invisible bottle of ink! Wec25
09/08/15 Ran into Jake the Epic Dog. I must remember to look where I’m going when I’m heroically retreating from a battle.
09/03/15 With its last breath the defeated Lounge Lizard coughed up Luciania and died. She looked a little shaken up, but handed me a monkey tennis racket and 26 gold coins she found in its belly as a thank you for saving her.
09/03/15 Warned Centuria Christian not to go into the dark-looking cave, but she went anyway. Brave heroine. Brave, stupid heroine. Princess Pretty Toes
09/03/15 Channeled my love from within and delivered a brutal hug to the monster. It suffered from a few moments of air deprivation. Thank you for the kindness, my Lord! Myqpalzm
08/31/15 I was following Centuria Christian when she turned around and said, “You shouldn’t be following me, I’m lost too.” Jack the Epic Dog
08/28/15 Played truth or dare with Centuria Christian. She dared me to orchestrate an unnecessarily complicated raid on a rival guild’s headquarters. Time to do a new quest! Myqpalzm
08/20/15 Met Hymulus, and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health.
08/20/15 Sent a homing pigeon with a binary haiku attached to it for Luciania. Just passed by a Roaming Gnome roasting a pigeon…
08/16/15 With its last breath the defeated Killer Tomato coughed up Centuria Christian and died. She looked a little shaken up, but handed me an earth wind and fire alarm and 20 gold coins she found in its belly as a thank you for saving her. Pancake Baron
08/11/15 Found Toresh stranded at the bottom of a bear trap. Carefully avoided jumping into the trap myself, and instead fell into a nearby pit while looking for assistance.
07/22/15 I was following Galldemort when he turned around and said, “You shouldn’t be following me, I’m lost too.”
07/17/15 Fell into another hero’s trap. I would have been injured, but Banana Guy was lying at the bottom and broke my fall.
07/13/15 Met up with Stevaloid and challenged him to see who could kick a wasp’s nest the furthest. We both lost.
07/13/15 Met up with Anterras and challenged him to see who could kick a wasp’s nest the furthest. We both lost.
07/01/15 Climbed a tree to avoid the Lampless Genie. Met Hymulus avoiding his own problems.
06/16/15 Stealthily followed Stevaloid to see if he knew a secret shortcut, but he just seemed to walk in circles. Eventually I caught up to him and asked what he’d been doing, and he sheepishly admitted he’d been following me, looking for a secret shortcut…
06/06/15 Centuria Christian received a third degree burn from Jake the Epic Dog’s smoldering charisma.
06/03/15 In a flash, in place of the friendship bracelet, Luciania appeared in my backpack, screaming wildly. It appears I’ve made a new friend.
05/31/15 Stevaloid ran out of the bushes shouting “Centuria Christian, I’m coming!” and suddenly fell into a hidden pit. Well, you know what they say – if you want something done right, do it yourself.
05/18/15 While the enemy was taking a time-out, Pinkie Wec helped me cleanse my wounds and fed me some deliciously fresh buns.
05/10/15 Saw Eran Jeager approaching, and we tried to high-five each other as we walked past. Half an hour later we both came back to our senses with palm prints on our faces.
04/14/15 Met up with Big Al Shoeless who showed me some weapon tips.
03/25/15 What a surprise! Toresh stopped by to visit me. We spoke over a few drinks of living water.
03/08/15 As I feared the monster was going to finish me off, it turned out to be Galldemort in a Coal Mime’s costume. He winked at me and ran away laughing.
02/21/15 Stevaloid came in and attacked the merchant, screaming about a fake gold coin. In the confusion, I took a pint of no return from the counter.
01/30/15 Yelled ‘♡ Hugs!!!™ ♡’ at the Boartender and it died laughing. Found 24 gold coins.
01/29/15 Centuria found a “Hero of the Day” award in her inventory. She’s pretty sure lots of people have held it… and carried it around… and reminds Bess it is not a chew toy.
01/19/15 Met Centuria Christian outside the hospital with a broken arm. Signed her cast with “Thror☥”. Thorbjoern
01/19/15 Ran into Thorbjoern on the road. We tried to reminisce about the “good ol’ days,” but our diaries only go back a few minutes.
01/19/15 Centuria gets a lesson on how to duel from her friend Brinjal… during her first scheduled duel.
01/17/15 Saw Pennye Blossom running from an Alter Ego while I was fleeing from the Sans Sheriff. We joined forces and bravely fled together.
01/11/15 Galldemort came in and attacked the merchant, screaming about a fake gold coin. In the confusion, I took a ticket to paradise from the counter.
12/19/14 Hymulus saw me planting some bird seeds. He said it was cuckoo, but I’m hoping for canaries just like the picture shows on the bag.
12/10/14 Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest, but met Hymulus there. We built a little field altar and prayed to our gods. Maybe we should build a pantheon next time.
11/27/14 Found Hymulus stranded at the bottom of a bear trap. Carefully avoided jumping in the trap myself, and instead fell into a nearby pit while looking for assistance.
11/20/14 Saw Sasha And Pasha looking down and gave her a hug. She gave me Bunch of wilted flowers as thanks for lightening her mood.
11/14/14 Selected for “Awesome God Friday”:https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/1655?post=331109” by Sowing Sun guild.
11/14/14 A comforting wind brought a smell of lavender and comfrey to me, as I felt a kiss brush against each and every wound. Thanks for the healing, my Goddess, but don’t you think that was a little too personal?
11/13/14 Few can withstand the terrifying force of my ’♡ Hugs!!!! ♡ ’ battle cry. Unfortunately, this Hellaphant is one of them. To arms!
11/12/14 Yelled ’♡ Hugs!!!! ♡ ’ at the Talkshow Ghost and it died laughing. Found 27 coins.
11/07/14 A silly yellow bear gave me a hug, restoring several pixels of my health.
10/22/14 Gave a tree a hug today. It smiled at me as I walked away… It likes hugs.
10/19/14 After selling off my loot I shouted “♡ Hugs!!!! ♡ ” and heroically marched towards the local tavern.
10/18/14 The Barrel Fish said it was feeling down and needed a hug. So I gave it one. Around the neck. With a rope.
10/17/14 The “Hug Central” theme song blasted from the heavens over the main square as the farmer’s market was showered with confetti in our guild colors. Real subtle publicity there, Great One.
10/16/14 Bess suddenly rushed in front of a runaway cart to rescue a child. I explained to the amazed onlookers that this was standard grounded hog training by the Hug Central guild. They will be talking about this for some time.
10/15/14 My Goddess, do you ever stop and think that maybe… just maybe… I might need a hug?
10/14/14 Channeled my love from within and delivered a brutal hug to the monster. It suffered from a few moments of air deprivation. Thank you for the kindness, my Lady!
10/12/14 Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest, but met Hymulus there. We built a little field altar and prayed to our gods. Maybe we should build a pantheon next time.
10/09/14 Tried to be good. Planted some flowers along the roadside and hugged some kittens.
10/01/14 Met a Huggernaut who was not in battle with a hero. Proceeded onwards to correct the problem.
09/29/14 Tried to explain to Bess that ‘taking cover’ doesn’t mean hogging all the blankets.
09/28/14 Felt lonely. Gave my bottle of breathable air to a passing stranger in exchange for a hug.
09/27/14 Bess cuddled up to my bruise and calmingly purred. Suddenly I felt a little bit better.
09/26/14 Bess is a good companion to me. He even licked my wounds clean after the last battle. Either that or I forgot to feed him.
09/25/15 Saw a sign reading “Happy Fun Guild guild rules!” Amended it by adding “Rule 1: Don’t join this guild. Rule 2: If you’re in this guild, leave immediately. Rule 3: Join Hug Central instead”. Tee hee!
09/24/15 Just when I thought the monster was going to kill me, it hugged me instead. It turns out that all this Resident Weevil wanted was a little love.
09/23/14 Saw another heroine sleeping in the sun. Wrote “♡ Hugs!!! ♡ ” on her forehead with sunblock, then ran off giggling.
09/16/14 10:01 AM Hugged a tree. It felt good, but I don’t think the relationship’s going anywhere.
08/14/14 Who wants a hug? Somebody? Anybody? Nobody? Guess I’ll just hug myself then.
08/06/14 Today I hugged Brinjal hoping to spread some cheer. While I was at it, I looted 3 coins from his pocket and walked away a little richer.
07/06/14 10:27PM Found someone who allowed me to join “Hug Central”. Hi, fellows!
07/01/14 As a real-life birthday present, I decided to make Bess the grounded hog my pet companion.
06/07/14 Channeled my love from within and delivered a brutal hug to the monster. It suffered from a few moments of air deprivation. Thank you for the kindness, my Lady!
06/10/2013 00:00 – Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.
09/08/12 08:55AM I dreamed I lived in a world where there were no images or people to talk to, just millions of words everywhere. So glad to be awake from that nightmare!!
07/28/11 08:26PM I told the monster it had to wait for me while I wrote this down in my diary.
12/13/10 02:49PM Stumbled across a sign that read “caution, this sign has sharp corners!”
09/19/10 Centuria found out about Godville and started her adventure. Her motto was “Hugs!!!”. She encouraged her hero on a semi-regular basis.
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If you or someone you know is having suicidal thoughts, please call 1-800-273-8255 or go to the website for the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline because YOU MATTER!! hugs!!!
If you or someone you know has lost a friend or family member to suicide, the Survivors of Suicide Handbook is a great, free resource for support – although it does NOT take the place of bereavement counseling or grief support.
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Are you still reading this?! Well, this is the end, hugs