Hero

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Muley 656

level 132
trader level 9

AFK, probably

Age 13 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 911 thousand
Death Count 223
Wins / Losses 197 / 66
Temple Completed at 03/01/2012
Ark Completed at 04/18/2015 (537.9%)
Pairs Gathered at 03/13/2018
Book Written at 10/29/2024
Souls Gathered 0.16%
Shop “Thousand Things”
Pet Battle hamster Woody 19th level
Boss Beerkat with 70% of power

Equipment

Weapon dead poets club +144
Shield do-not-touch screen +146
Head situational blinders +143
Body skinny dipping suit +145
Arms ham fists +144
Legs hugs-and-cuisses +142
Talisman silver lining +144

Skills

  • elbow bite level 166
  • somersault squatting level 162
  • quantum fireball level 160
  • battle chess level 158
  • bloody itch level 156
  • sober view level 154
  • rays of love level 142
  • menacing glance level 142
  • peace enforcement level 125
  • fake smile level 93

Feats

  • ⓷ Reach the end of the map
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Gratitude83
Might746
Templehood480
Gladiatorship922
Storytelling257

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Renegade
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Invincible, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Hotshot, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I’m not inspired enough to come up with some dramatic or funny story as to why Muley exists, so I’ll be honest. I was bored playing Tapfish back in 2011, and stumbled upon this game. Didn’t really “get it” at first, but I quickly developed an on again/off again relationship with the ideabox, and when I got frustrated with that, the good friends I’ve made have kept me coming back. I’m going to use the rest of this to remind myself that some of you think I’m funny sometimes by posting upvoted random voices of mine.

They like me! They really like me! wipes tear… Or at least the Beatles. Whatever, I’ll take it.

16:48: Great One, I just became aware that your saying, “Love, love me do. You know I love you. So pleease love me too.”, is widely spreading around. Sounds like a great prayer to me.

Apparently whining about real life issues helps as well:

23:50: You know, my Lady, it looks like people are passing your saying, “I just spent 4 hours planting marigolds for my SO. Consider that next time you whine about dating.”, around. Isn’t that great?

And another similarly inspired by my partner in life:

14:46 Saw a paper with the headline “You spent THAT much on shoes? And my husband thinks I’m high maintenance…”, Almighty! You’re front page news!

Kind of on the same theme (though my S.O. kicks butt at tic tac toe; love ya sweetie, if you ever figure out who I am on here ;) ):

09:17 PM Saw a paper with the headline, “You should be happy you’re single. No SO would put up with how much gold you lose on tic tac toe.”, Great One! You’re front page news!

Or you can just lament being a mooch nonpaying player, and post stuff like this:

09:09 PM You know, Great One, it looks like people are passing your saying, “Boy, if I had a gold coin for every mole you dug up… Let’s just say I could buy you charges.”, around. Isn’t that great?