Hero

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Scorched Earth

level 55

REMOVE INFIDEL!

Age 8 years 5 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 86 thousand
Death Count 50
Wins / Losses 44 / 18
Temple Completed at 05/26/2016
Wood for Ark 24.2%
Savings 1M, 179k (3.9%)
Pet Solar bear Nessie

Equipment

Weapon Schrödinger's catapult +65
Shield irresistible force field +64
Head cover of darkness +64
Body beach towel of doom +65
Arms ultimate arm equipment +65
Legs feet of strength +65
Talisman gravity multiplier +64

Skills

  • strike of the rabbit level 27
  • mosquito roar level 27
  • rickrolling level 24
  • poisoned kiss level 24
  • save-load level 23
  • beer belly level 23
  • thumb blowing level 21
  • winged swing level 20
  • knight's move level 18
  • explosive character level 17

Pantheons

Templehood17398
Gladiatorship8849

Achievements

  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Hi. I like trains. Gets run over by train.

Below is the anthem that I wrote for Harvest Moon and it became the anthem. “We like tha moon” is still the guild song however.
There’s no actual tune to it, but you can pick one and go along with it and sing along the words to that tune!
Anyways, hope you like it!

AS BLOOD SOARS FROM THE SKIES, FOLLOWED BY PLAGUES OF LOCUSTS AND FLIES. WE WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR, GO BACK TO YOUR HOUSE AND QUIVER WITH FEAR
CHORUS x2 WE ARE THE HARVEST MOON GUILD!(GUILD GUILD GUILD GUILD) WE FIGHT TO WIN AND TO KILL!(KILL KILL KILL KILL)

2nd verse WE COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SLIT YOUR THROAT WHILE YOU’RE SLEEPING, IN THE DARK NIGHT THE HARVEST MOON IS CREEPING, BOMB YOUR HOUSES WHILE YOUR PEEPS ’ALL WEEPING SACRIFICE YOUR CORPSE WHILE YOUR BLOOD IS SEEPING!

CHORUS