Godville

It all started with a man and a drinking problem. He was a man of great wealth but his wife left him and he dwindled his money away on vodka and cheap prostitution. Eventually he got bored and decided he would start a life of a traveling hero! Slaying monsters, completing quests, and fighting boss monsters all around Godville. Max was cutting a monster in half and noticed an odd cloaked figure standing a distance away, he strolled through the defeated beasts guts to take a closer look at this odd man, hands tightly wrapped on the handles of his duel wield battle axes, sensing an upcoming fight. The man turned towards him as he approached and stuck a scroll out towards Max. He grabbed it and took a quick look at it. It appeared to be an invitation to some sort of secret cult! The man explained to him that he was HDumpty, a member of the Esoteric Order of d’Eggon and had deemed Max worthy of joining this secret cult. Max happily accepted, knowing the advantages of this, free beer and discounts! One day as Max was walking through a haunted marsh in search of a boss monster to fight, a shape flew out of the water and landed behind him! He twirled around, axes ready only to find a baby Significant Otter staring happily at him. The otter walked a few feet up to him, and started digging in the ground in front of Max, only to pull a golden brick out of the hole. Max thought this skill could come in handy so he held his arm out and the otter jumped on and scurried onto Max’s neck and perched there, on the lookout, and he also made a great scarf. Max and Bolt developed a strong bond and traveled all of Godville together, fighting in the arenas, waging war on the monsters, and partying till you drop! They made friends and enemies, regarding eachother as family. Then it happened, and Max’s world was changed. Max was fighting a beast that had crawled from the depths of the dark, when suddenly Max tripped and faced the bladed teeth of the beast! Bolt shot off his neck and into action! He had grown much larger in the time he spent with Max and engaged the beast ferociously! But as Bolt ripped the beasts neck open a poisonous barb on its tail wedged deep into Bolts side and tore out, creating a huge gash. Max crumpled to the ground next to his Significant Otter as the life seeped out of it. From then on Max’s only goal in life was to kill. He tore through monsters like a shark through the water, he left a trail of destruction wherever he went, stamped with the aura of anarchy. He was a threat to himself and everyone around him and considered leaving the Order to protect his family, but then by divine influence his life was turned around. An adorable snow-white bear cub hobbled out of the woods, scared because his mom had died in a storm. Max took in the Bipolar Bear and named him Spot! Soon Spot became large enough to ride and Max charged into battle riding Spot. With Temple Complete and Ark on its way, Max delves deep into the darkest dungeons to find 100% gopher wood to build his massive boat out of. Sadly, Spot was bested by a Grounded Hog the size of a house, and was put to death at level 34.