Heroine

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Mary2 32

level 102

I kill AFKs✔ For ʂʁ!!

Age 14 years 3 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 389 thousand
Death Count 170
Wins / Losses 73 / 40
Temple Completed at 09/19/2012
Ark Completed at 05/25/2015 (201.0%)
Twos of Every Kind 320m, 370f (32.0%)
Savings 13M, 347k (44.5%)
Pet Vengeful mole Behemoth 27th level

Equipment

Weapon Pachelbel's cannon +116
Shield magnetic field +116
Head seven veils +115
Body sleeveless straight jacket +114
Arms going-going gauntlets +114
Legs bonus footage +116
Talisman dragon's wisdom tooth +116

Skills

  • teeth gnashing level 118
  • Clinical strike level 110
  • falcon punch level 106
  • save-load level 100
  • spontaneous combustion level 97
  • pathological honesty level 87
  • quantum leap level 78
  • self-cloning level 66
  • rickrolling level 59
  • winged swing level 53

Pantheons

Gratitude643
Might5770
Templehood2380
Gladiatorship5506
Storytelling462

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Raider, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

(I’ve literally just started this so it is very out of date. This is meant to start at the beginning of Mary2’s existence [more than 2 years ago]. I hope you’ll like it)

Mary2’s Chronicles: A Play

Scene 1: The Birth of A Heroine

This scene is set in a desert, where yet another confused newborn appears in the land of Godville.

(Enter Mary1 and Mary2)

Mary1: [calling] Hello, can you hear me? Mary2? Hello?

Mary2: [surprised] Where am I? Why am I here? What am I doing here?

Mary1: Finally, I’ve got an answer. I’ve been so worried about you…

Mary2: [confused] Who are you? I can’t see you. Who am I? What is my name?

Mary1: I’m your goddess. Your name is Mary2. You’re a newborn heroine in the land of Godville.

Mary2: [confused] Heroine? Do you mean I’ve got to be like Superman and save the world?

Mary1: You can’t do that yet. You’ve got to take this one step at a time. [reassuring Mary2] Don’t worry if you feel confused about everything, I know you’ve got a lot to take in.

Mary2: What am I meant to do here?

Mary1: The key to life is survival.

Mary2: Well, duh. [annoyed]

Mary1: You’ll have to make the most of the resources available in order to survive.

Mary2: [looks around] I’m in a desert, there are no resources here! I can’t see anything apart from sand and the odd cactus…

Mary1: [ordering] Look around then! Walk out of the desert and find a better place! Use your common sense…

Mary2: I thought I didn’t have any… and I can’t be bothered to walk out of the desert.

Mary1: [sighs] Come on, good things can only happen if you put in some effort. You can do this, Mary2. I already know a lot about you.

Mary2: [surprised] How?

Mary1: I created you, Mary2.

Mary2: [carried away] Wow, that rhymes!

Mary1: Don’t get carried away, Mary2. You have to do something now if you want to survive.

Mary2: Like what?

Mary1: Like run away from the monster behind you!

Mary2: Monster?

Mary1: He’s behind you, Mary2! RUN!

Mary2: Oh yeah… [scared] ARGH!!! He’s scary!

Mary1: [tense] RUN!!!!!

Mary2: I’m running! [runs away from the monster]

(A few minutes later…)

Mary2: Yes! I got away from that monster! [jubilant]

Mary1: You could have got killed! Pay more attention next time!

Mary2: [not listening] W-w-what???

Mary1: See what I mean?

Mary2: [sarcastically] Oh yeah. I’d say I’m officially stupid.

Mary1: [joking] Do you mean I’m supposed to notice the difference?

Mary2: Goddess!! You’re mean. I don’t like you any more. [annoyed]

Mary1: Don’t you know my name is Mary1? [surprised]

Mary2: You never told me. [angrily] You never tell me anything.

Mary1: I tell you everything I can remember.

Mary2: [joking] That means you can’t even remember your name.

Mary1: You know what I mean.

Mary2: Wait… did you say your name was Mary1?

Mary1: [sighs] Yes.

Mary2: It’s so similar to mine! You stole my name! [annoyed]

Mary1: No, I gave you that name.

Mary2: So I’m not even allowed to choose my name!

Mary1: I’ve already chosen it for you. It saves you another job.

Mary2: [confused] Job? What job? What is my job?

Mary1: Your job is to slay monsters, steal their artifacts and sell them to traders. You also…

Mary2: [interrupts] Do I have to face that monster again?

Mary1: Let me finish…

Mary2: [interrupts] Answer my question, or I’ll leave you!

Mary1: [hurt] Fine. Yes, you do. But I can help you along the way.

Mary2: [lazily] Great. So I won’t have to do anything then. I can’t kill monsters anyway.

Mary1: I’ll help you kill that monster if, and only if…

Mary2: [interrupts] What now?

Mary1: …you offer me something.

Mary2: You’ve got enough, haven’t you.

Mary1: I can’t help you unless I get something in return…

Mary2: [interrupts] What can I give?

Mary1: Your money, Mary2. Look inside your pouch.

Mary2: I only have three coins…

Mary1: That’ll be enough.

Mary2: How can I give them to you?

Mary1: Kneel down, put the coins in front of you, then say a prayer to me.

Mary2: [joking] Okay… “A prayer to me”. Done.

Mary1: That’s not what I meant. Well… it still did the job.

Mary2: [confused] Job? What job? My job?

Mary1: I’ve already told you what your job is. [annoyed]

Mary2: Killing monsters?

Mary1: Yeah.

Mary2: [annoyed] Do I have to?

Mary1: There’s a monster coming at you now! [tense]

Mary2: [scared] Oh yeah… but it’s quite far away so I can think about this.

Mary1: [tense] You’ve got no time to think – you have to act. Think about how you can kill it.

Mary2: What can I kill it with?

Mary1: [yelling] A weapon!

Mary2: [daydreaming] Weapon… oh yeah. Will this stick do?

Mary1: If it’s all you can find, use it.

Mary2: Okay. [monster strikes] Ow!

Mary1: Come on Mary2, hit the monster! Strike it, kill it!

Mary2: Okay, if I can – I’m injured.

Mary1: [encouraging] Don’t be a wimp, Mary2. You can do this! I believe you can do this!

Mary2: Argh! I’m trying my best!

Mary1: You’re doing a good job, keep it up!

Mary2: I am… [monster strikes harder] argh! The pain!

Mary1: It’s only a head wound. [joking] Don’t worry about it, you don’t use your head anyway!

Mary2: Stop it! It’s is not the right time for this! The monster’s about to kill me! Heal me, my goddess! Otherwise I shall die! [desperate]

Mary1: Your wish is granted… [sends healing beam to Mary2]

Mary2: That feels much better! [strikes monster repeatedly, knocking it to the ground]

Mary1: Wow! You’re good! [changes tone] I seem to have underestimated you, Mary2.

Mary2: [carried away] That rhymes!

Mary1: Don’t get carried away, Mary2. This moment is critical.

Mary2: [encourages herself] Okay… I can do this.

Mary1: All you have to do is kill the monster!

Mary2: I can’t! I only have a stick.

Mary1: [encourages] Go for it!

Mary2: The monster’s dying anyway. I’m going to leave it. [runs off]

To be continued… (soon)