Godvoice Collection:
01:39 PM A thundering voice shouted “Please answer, I’m really freakin bored .” And I thought my god was annoying.
08:50 AM The town crier meandered by, yelling, “Hear ye! Hear ye! keep on keeping on my little dude.”
07:51 PM A mad hermit ran up to me and screamed, “Look at “Act of God” insurance policy”.
07:41 AM A demon appeared before me and proclaimed: “slay like you have never slain before, and prove your worth to be at my side mortal!.” He then squinted at me and said: “Sorry, I thought you were someone else.”
08:46 AM Heard, “kneel down and praise thy goddess!” emit from another hero’s pocket. That’s the most annoying ringtone I’ve ever heard.
09:21 AM Heard an adult male Bio-degrader howl, “Why did you visit the afterlife again? Feel like you needed a dirt nap?.” I’ll be glad when mating season is over.
02:47 PM Strange words came in a puff of smoke: “Hero here I am tell me what you want .”
11:04 AM Saw a woman with a frying pan furiously chasing a man, yelling, “Get out there and beat somebody!!” Sounds like he’s got some explaining to do.
12:24 PM I heard a shout further along the road: “Who’s a cute ninja tortoise? Yes, you are, Timon!.”
07:51 PM My fluency in Morse code finally came in handy. I listened to the rhythmic clanging noises coming from the blacksmith’s hut and decoded the words: “upgrade bolt to a higher level.”