THE QUEST FOR Change two pieces of equipment ENDED TODAY: July 16, 2024
THE QUEST FOR A PERFECT Magnifisaint ENDED TODAY: FEB 22, 2024 (5th perfect boss in GV)
11:15 It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!
THE QUEST FOR CHANGE A PIECE OF EQUIPMENT ENDED TODAY APRIL 27, 2023
THE QUEST FOR BOSS XL ENDED TODAY MARCH 20, 2023… and so much more
Dreadwinner XL vanishes in a puff of smoke.
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Dreadwinner L vanishes in a puff of smoke.
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Dreadwinner ⟲ vanishes in a puff of smoke. (literally ⟲)
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Dreadwinner II vanishes in a puff of smoke. (From the top again!)
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Dreadwinner XIX vanishes in a puff of smoke.
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End scene.
Oct 2022 – inflation is everywhere!
07:06 PM
Spent 75004 gold coins on a book called “Using Skills for Dummies”. Read the whole thing cover to cover and leveled up my “mountain moving” skill. These books really do help.
Sept 1, 2022
02:37
Had some fun at “All Inn.” Spent 29123 coins.
May 19 2019, Mere moments later…
06:25 PM
It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!
May 19 2019, rtr–29963 tr:exp+100 tr:lvl+1
06:23 PM
Oh my god, can’t believe that I saved all this money! Finally I can have my very own shop!
06:23 PM
Added 47553 coins to my life savings. I hope I live long enough to spend it.
06:16 PM
Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Mapkovna puts 12957 coins, a log for the ark, an ark welder, a pre-paid indulgence card, an achieve mint, a dream machine, a picture of a thousand words, a willpower generator, a flux incapacitor and a creative license in her pockets. [REDACTED – Harm to Ongoing Matter] and [REDACTED – HOM] left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 8686 gold coins in total as a consolation prize.
May 18 2019, now that’s more like it….
10:57
Ran up a huge tab at Molotov’s Cocktail Bar, then slipped out the back door and hid my 52634 gold coins in the bank next door.
May 17 2019, an ill-timed waste:
11:11
For 37662 coins I got a few drinks and a point on the map to return the bottles.
May 5 2014:
07:31 Decided to invest some money in a hedge fund. Threw 42641 coins in a bush.
March 18 2014 – Hey! Made the paper:
Mapkovna – 79th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Бѣдный блѣдный бѣлый бѣсъ”, stands at the 26th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Mapk. The heroine has no distinctive features to date; however, she promises to get some before her next appearance.
Dec 1 2013 – YES!!!!!
02:14 I just received a perfect attendance award from Los Adminos’s tavern. They even offered to pay my tab for the night so I have 43949 coins to save towards future bar tabs.
May 7 2013 – Thanks Simba
07:59
Great. I just paid 13669 coins for Simba’s bath and grooming, and now the helpless thing is already rolling in a mud puddle.
Mar 23 2013 – 03:05
Restored balance to the poverty gap by donating a few gold coins to a beggar. Felt proud and treated myself to 33675 coins worth of drinking at a high end pub.
Mar 2 2012 – 01:33
Attended an Alcoholics Unanimous meeting at the “Shepherd’s Stuff” last night. Don’t remember too much about it, but judging by the fact that I woke up face-down in a gutter with 13290 gold coins missing from my bag, I think it must have gone pretty well.
- Messed around and got a triple double -
Feb 26 2013
All in less than 2 hours…
09:53
I went to buy a beer at the local tavern, but the bartender gave it to me on the house for my continued loyalty. I think I’m going to put these extra 13119 gold coins in my savings as soon as I get off this roof.
10:24
“The Battle Toad” was closed today. It must have been a sign from above! I’d better add 9301 gold coins to my savings.
11:37
No more frivolous spending! Iâ’d better stash 12820 gold coins for the future.
- Gee thanks --
06:12 – Feb 19, 2013
Got thrown out of a tavern for bad behavior. I guess they’re not going to get my money then. I’d better just save 82 coins for my retirement instead.
Not actually my worst. I think that was 37 but I lost the evidence.
- I love you THIS much --
Well, that’s quite the tribute:
05:03
Omnipotent One, I prayed and spent 6309 gold coins on you… Why don’t you pray and spend money on me?
- Digging for oil --
This was a lucrative dig… Marrusl dug up nearly 2000 coins right before entering a 3-1 fight against a hulking, summoning, sweeping Terracotta Warrior. Marrusl was the lone victor.
03:37 Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the common destiny have defeated the Hulking Summoning Sweeping Terracotta Worrier! Marrusl became the owner of 13248 coins, ear of the Terracotta Worrier, a golden brick, a golden brick, a golden brick, a golden brick, a “Probability in Games for Dummies” book, a third-time charm, a babel fish, a double-barreled shot glass, a mazeltov cocktail, a deep space heater, an ear of the Mini-Terracotta Worrier, a new leaf and the scales of justice.
Which is only reasonable karma, since on another recent occasion I believe Marrusl could lay claim to the worst payout on record [please note: our dear hero, Marrusl, survived the fight]:
United by chance, the heroes defeated the arrogant monster! Miracale got 8648 gold coins, ear of the Mini-Moleosaurus, a golden brick, a déjà voodoo doll, the circle of life and a norse code book. Garwin added 8655 coins, ear of the Moleosaurus, a golden brick, a clever pun, an ounce of courage and a ‘Silly String Theory’ book to his bag. Marrusl got 2859 gold coins.