Teach a man to build a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
The Supersonic Woodpecker raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Dumbo suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Dumbo quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young… woodpeckers have hands?
Scraped together 10650 coins and managed to persuade the priests to revive my pet. Oh, Dumbo, I missed you so much! (x6…)
Daaaaaaaaamnnnnn….. 11:12 Paid 24180 coins to the veterinarian for a routine pet checkup. The vet collected a box of tamed fleas from his fur and told him not to do that again. 11:15 Why don’t you have your own holy book, Great One? All the other gods have one. Please accept 9 coins and hire a holy ghost-writer.
01:34 Exalted One, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the gold to buy shiny, new things. Meanwhile, please accept my humble donation of 12246 coins.
07:47 AM Lost the last hope of resurrecting my pet. Good bye, Dumbo. I promise my new best friend will look just like you! R.I.P. Dumbo 2/2/2012
01:08 I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Multi-legged Luggage, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Baloo. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash. Pet #5
04:05 Almighty, what do you do with the gold I sacrifice to you? Do you use it to go shopping? Anyway, here are 6599 gold coins – have some fun.
05:39 How did I waste 24703 gold coins in a pub with no beer?
04:50 Spent 40902 coins on a book called “Using Skills for Dummies”. Read the whole thing cover to cover and leveled up my “explosive character” skill. These books really do help.
05:34 Decided to do some alcohol research at “The Rusty Goblin”. After a night of intensive study, and taking into account the 21416 coins I had lost, I concluded that alcohol is expensive. Perhaps I should apply for a grant…
03:30 Deposited 20150 gold coins in the bank as my way of apologizing for what I’m going to do next. scary…
07:39 Took a shot in the dark. Then a couple in the light. Spent 22684 gold coins at “Shepherd’s Stuff.”
02:59 Accidentally set the “The Battle Toad” on fire. Paid 20899 gold coins in compensation.