02:39: More money, more problems. More problems, more beer. More beer, less money. Less money, fewer problems! Now to go to the tavern, to improve my life!
02:51: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor… and a tab for 619 coins to go with it.
*02:54: Who wants a hug? Somebody? Anybody? Nobody? Guess I’ll just hug myself
12:38: I developed a cure for memory loss… I just wish I had written it down.
12:07: A stranger came close to me and whispered: “Klaatu barada nikto.”
12:30: Met a man named Noah, who was buying a load of nails and lumber. He must be building a deck to enjoy the wonderful weather we’re having.
01:12: The earth began to rumble and “Autosave” flashed above my head. Nothing good ever seems to follow that…
04:39: I can believe it’s not butter.
01:22: Found a blood stained diary. The last 10 entries all read “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.” Spooky.
10:05: Woke up during my own funeral. Received 572 coins from the funeral director for increasing his business as some attendants were shocked to death.
04:47: HolyKevinAcolyte stood in a low wide stance, to begin charging an energy ball. A good old punch to the face from Isak Derghenbern was a good reminder that heroes can’t shoot energy balls.
05:08: Found a package with the label “BACON” on it. Ate it without question.
11:13 PM Cats have nine lives… I wonder how many I have?
06:31 Found the hero instruction sheet from my original packaging. It just says “Fight, drink, repeat!”
11:14 A wise man told me that I was a compelling argument against both evolution and intelligent design, and that the only explanation for my existence was that I’m here for your entertainment. Is that why you made me such a good singer, Almighty?
Hes catching on…
Couldn’t find anything else so here is the recipe for lasagna
Ingredients:
1 lb. ground beef
1 jar (1 lb. 8 oz.) Ragu® Sauce
1 container (15 oz.) part-skim ricotta cheese
2 cups shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese
1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese, divided
2 eggs
12 lasagna noodles, cooked and drained
Directions:
Preheat oven to 375°. Brown ground beef in 12-inch skillet; drain. Stir in Sauce; heat through.
Combine ricotta cheese, mozzarella cheese, 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese and eggs in large bowl; set aside.
Evenly spread 1 cup meat sauce in 13 × 9-inch baking dish.
Layer 4 lasagna noodles, then 1 cup meat sauce and 1/2 of the ricotta cheese mixture; repeat.
Top with remaining 4 noodles and sauce.
Cover with aluminum foil and bake 30 minutes.
Remove foil and sprinkle with remaining 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese. Bake uncovered an additional 5 minutes.
Let stand 10 minutes before serving.