The lord of Swine was a simple yet brilliant man who battled his way up the dangerous ladder of social hierachy. Through sweat and grit, this young man from Swina single handedly brought fame to his small country. Now thanks to century old texts, we can finally learn of his exploits.
In 990 bc, the lord of Swine became a personal advisor to King David of Israel. Due to his telepathic power, he was able to foretell every enemy attack on Israel and was significant in holding back the Assyrian Army back for nearly 100 years. After leaving Israel via a small handcart, the lord of Swine coleted his most heroic task of all.
In 26 ad the Lord of Swine travelled to Rome just in time to prevent Jesus from dying. After fighting through 900 roman guards, and saving Jesus, he was told by God to let Jesus die. So the Lord of Swine was sent back in time to let Jesus die. However God was so pleased with the lord of Swine, for his heroic actions that he transformed the Lord of swine into a god.
Lord Swine now is a current god with 1 hero, Porkchop the wide.