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Waffles Jr

level 74

ᾧ Till All Are One ᾧ

Age 10 years 3 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 196 thousand
Death Count 105
Wins / Losses 24 / 19
Temple Completed at 12/11/2014
Ark Completed at 09/05/2016 (127.4%)
Twos of Every Kind 144m, 138f (13.8%)
Savings 5M, 290k (17.6%)
Pet Grounded hog Woody

Equipment

Weapon mace of spades +84
Shield good offense +84
Head happy new ear +82
Body armored tank top +83
Arms Popeye forearms +83
Legs legal briefs +85
Talisman Orb of Incremental Idiocy +84

Skills

  • scissorhands level 59
  • slap of the whale level 53
  • intimate tickling level 52
  • strike of the rabbit level 46
  • street magic level 46
  • elbow bite level 45
  • pocket hypnotoad level 41
  • bloody itch level 40
  • radiokinesis level 39
  • homesickness level 37

Pantheons

Gratitude744
Might16061
Templehood10883

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Savior, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Highest amount of gold coins earned: 28597 gold coins (nothing much to brag about actually ) Other stuff: You’d probably have seen it before coming here.

04:05 AM Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.

05:39 PM I was just about to defeat the Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Pilot. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.

07:28 PM I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Tige, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?

11:43 AM Judging by Tige’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Tige! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!

Day 24 – Welcome Tige! Follow This Idiot, Make Sure He Does Nothing Stupid! Waffles Jr: lvl 18. Pokémon battle theme starts playing… A wild Significant Otter appeared!! The fight between Waffles Jr and a Significant Otter begins! Waffles Jr was dominating the Significant Otter. Before he delivers the final blow, he could not bring himself to do that to a poor monster. He was a ‘pure good’ hero, after all. Come along, Significant Otter. I shall patch you up! Hey, how ’bout the name “Tige”?

Day 15-23 – Nothing Eventful Nothing eventful these days, how he wished he had a partner whenever and wherever he went. Quests are boring… The hero shouted into the sky:“Lord Waffles, enlighten me!!!” That was how he landed into his first arena fight. It turns out better than he expected! He got a golden brick! Without even completing a quest!

Day 14 – The Holy Beer Waffles Jr: lvl16_. It was a tepid day, the hero returned to Godville right after the completion of quest #16. How he wished there was a cold beverage he could consume. He walk upon a tavern._A tavern? What’s that?. He walked in and noticed people drinking cold beverages. He did not hesitate to buy two mugs of the mysterious drink. After the first sip, he felt like he was in cloud 9. “How on earth was there such a magnificent drink?!” Altitude is increasing… This was God’s Ville. Very different from the earthly town. This was the town all gods lived in. You could also called it heaven. The gods saw how disastrous the “Beer” had a negative effect on the hero’s lives.They were addicted. After the inspiration by the drink wine, created by God Apollo, the beer was invented. They regretted creating the beer. It was supposed to relieve the hero’s stress, little did they know it would cause such a big problem. Trying to separate both of them was as hard as separating the covalently-bonded carbon atoms from their tetrahedral-shaped carbon molecules. Hell was on earth…

Day 8 – A Gentle Hero Waffles Jr: lvl15. After the accumulation of multiple encouragement performed on the hero, he became gentle, but still full of idiocy. For every encouragement, his health was regaining faster, joining the ranks of the Pantheon of Creation. A spiteful one was not desired, let alone an evil one… The guild was fine so far, the ranking in Guild Pantheons was rising gradually everyday, not showing any sign of a guild with many flaws…

Day 5 – The Start Of A Guild Waffles Jr: lvl12. Decided to start and enroll into a guild called “that guild called smite”. He gathered many friends together with the common goal in life: Build a glistering gold Temple in the name of their god. When they join the guild, they would gain benefits in town and hasten the completion of their Temples. This is the dawn of a new guild… But little did they know, the guild wasn’t as successful as they thought…

Day 3 – The Hero Has A Motto! The Hero was finally lvl8 and was mature enough to have a motto! It was “Taste My Waffles of Fury!”, after his respectable God Lord Waffles. Killing monsters and exploring the vast world of Godville, life continues and Chronicles getting shorter…

Day 2 – Continuing A Virtual Life And Having Friends While questing in this unchartered world namely “Godville”, Waffles Jr picked up 5 Godville invites. Lord Waffles made Waffles Jr become friends with God Travians 53’s hero: Onyxlight. He also made friends with other heroes, making use of the Godville Invites. Obtaining the equipment “Fig Leaf”, the questing of Quest #01 continues…

Day 1(Day 1333 g.e) – A Hopeless Hero Is Born On the first day of the first month of the year 2014, Lord Waffles decided to install this app named “Godville” after a recommendation by God Travians 53. Here’s his page: “http://godvillegame.com/gods/Travians%2053”. Lord Waffles created a hero in Godville, and then became one of many other gods with heroes. He was named “Waffles Jr”. The hero spawned in Town Godville and immediately start questing in the name of Lord Waffles. But something was wrong during the process of creating the hero. His brain was not fully developed. He was a hopeless case and needs A LOT of guidance. Lord Waffles guided the hero with his voice and encouraged him when he needed.Welcome to the world, Waffles Jr…