Got a Gift of Fate…cool! Wait, there’s nothing there! Where’s my dang gift?!
The Almighty is a little sensitive about my personality being listed as “Pure Good” [rolls eyes]. He’s been a bit of a “helicopter” deity lately, IMHO. And I’m NOT a delicate flower!
Man, Lonely Hive Mind will NOT leave me alone today! And it never gives up anything, either—no coins, no trophies…
Must remember that graveyards are not safe hiding pl…er, rest areas. Seems like every time I go to one, I come out fighting a Necrophobic Zombie!
Just got a new quest: “find the true meaning of Christmas”. I appreciate the seasonal theme, but hey, it’s not even Thanksgiving yet!
YOU, Ravenous Bugblatter Beast! You killed me today! I OWE YOU A DEATH!
And today I paid you back!
Rescued a rabbit. Had a nice dinner. Immediately thereafter, I was attacked by Killer Rabbit. Coincidence?
Man, those Golems have a big family. Can’t keep track of them all…Brick Golem, Plywood Golem, Stoned Golem…okay, Lego Golem is borderline…like they were all born in a building supply store. Oh, wait—there’s Jelly Golem…
I don’t know why that dang Gift of Fate is so special…every time I get it, it’s a bust and I get zip. It must be the Almighty’s idea of a practical joke. But NOT FUNNY!!
A tragic day. I mourn for my pet dust bunny, murdered as he saved my life from the vile and evil Godville Administrator. Tigger, YOU SHALL BE AVENGED!!!