Born as the only son of a famous king and talented witch, Sitzpinkler dinstinguished himself from a young age onwards.
At school he was the talk of town due to his cudgel-sharp wits, unmatched intellect and turtle-like-reflexes. His exploits continued through university where he graduated with an honourary award for “Being first, bottom-up”.
His means knew no end and hadn’t it been for the tragic event of him gulping down the value of his families wealth in beer, he would have been destined for great things. As it happens though, the debt collectors were relentless and called in the amounts due and his family had no choice than to sell him off to a mercenary band of musicians.
Many a man would have despaired in the face of such injustice but not Sitzpinkler. He took the opportunity by the hand and threw himself into adventure. So much so that he got separated from his unit during the first skirmish.
Ever since he has been a roving vagabond, striving to better himself so that one day he can pay back his parents debt…